I am both a book-keeper’s son, and I don’t want to be taken alive.

I don’t know about that hurting no one bit, I can think of a few people I would like to kick in the shins, or just generally beat up. I think, even though he is a boxer trained at whuppin’ midgets (i.e. people his size) I could take Uwe Boll.

In fact I throw the gauntlet down…I will fight you Uwe (as a rep of RevSF if they let me); and I will stomp you like a bug.

Also I would like to renew my combat card to fight Warren Ellis.

Kind of because he is an (entertaining) douchebag, and someone needs to have ridiculously challenged him to hand to hand combat as well.

So Joe send out the invites, I will fight both of those punks. I will even wear my luchador mask.