[  Mood: Amused ]
I go by many names in many lands…

If I was a greek clown:
Slappy Popadopolus

If I was a plucky young sidekick:
Sparks Johnson

If I was a blues musician:
Ol’ Dirty Foot

If I was a hard as nails cop:
Frank "Mac" McNeely

If I was an Alien Overlord:
Xarik the Warlord of Cygnus 5

If I was a Robot:
Worker Drone 511J434

If I was a 30s Pulp Era Crimefighter:
The Shroud

If I was a Warmhearted Bartender:
‘Doc’ Reeser

If I was a Crusty Gold Miner:
"Weezy" Joe Floyd