Things I want to do to every celebrity I just read on the list of outrageous demands.

-Look them in the eye, constantly…agressively.

-Call them by name, often.

-If they have a ‘room schema’ give them the opposite.

-Spill drinks on them unapologetically.

-Kill the breakers during thier ‘ground breaking’ performance.

-Be finished with them, convince others to be finished with them and cut thier self importance off.

So many others need the money and resources these jackals devour.