I’m thinking about the big issues.

-Can ‘Baby Got Back’ be played non-ironically ever again?

-Is there a way during an abduction to let the aliens know you’d like to pass on the probing?

-Is it even possible to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that a photo or video is authentic anymore?

-I’m actually glad there isn’t a way currently to record and play back my dreams.

-Why aren’t they working on a genemod super-pepper?