{"id":812,"date":"2007-12-18T03:15:17","date_gmt":"2007-12-18T03:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2007\/12\/18\/how-to-spot-a-cylon\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:19:40","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:19:40","slug":"how-to-spot-a-cylon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2007\/12\/18\/how-to-spot-a-cylon\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Spot a Cylon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Never get caught off guard again! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quantummechanix.com\/HowToSpotaCylon.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Cylon Safety Information Sheet #8<\/a>, issued by QMx on behalf of the Colonial Ministry of Information, contains 10 tips that can save your life and the lives of your fellow Colonials, so heed them well:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<ul><span style=\"color: red\">&#9733;Do they ask questions about classified subjects?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Do they seem unusually strong, smart or self-assured?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Do they say God instead of Gods?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Have you seen them before, but you know it&#8217;s not the same person?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Do you see them hanging around secured or restricted areas?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Do they seem to hear music that no one else can hear?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Do they seem unusually fearless, as if death has no meaning for them?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Do they exhibit sociopathic behavior around other humans, especially defenseless children?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Are they unusually adept, almost empathic, with machines?<\/p>\n<p>      &#9733;Does their spine glow red when they get&#8230; excited?<\/span><\/ul>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/16\/28651697947673ae3d5154.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Remember, the Cylons look like us now. Be aware. Be vigilant. And report unusual persons immediately!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never get caught off guard again! 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