{"id":738,"date":"2008-08-25T16:06:17","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T16:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/08\/25\/hopefully-the-most-absurd-rumor-ever\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:19:36","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:19:36","slug":"hopefully-the-most-absurd-rumor-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/08\/25\/hopefully-the-most-absurd-rumor-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Hopefully the most absurd rumor ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/newstopics\/celebritynews\/2612613\/Cher-%20to-play-Catwoman-in-next-Batman-film.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">From the August 24 <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Telegraph<\/span><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 18px;line-height: normal\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Cher &#8216;to play Catwoman&#8217; in next Batman film<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The 62-year-old singer and actress is reported to be in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third Batman film from British director Christopher Nolan.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve gone from Lee Meriwether, Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Halle Berry to Cher?!?!?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/home.comcast.net\/~demes\/batman\/catwoman.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cottonandsand.com\/sandandcotton\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/julie-newmar-catwoman.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.turgentesdeficcion.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/350px-MichellePfeifferCatwoman.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/members.tripod.com\/makeitsomarketing\/PICCATWOMANBERRYWHIPFORBLOG.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/telegraph\/multimedia\/archive\/00795\/cher-extra_795541f.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The article goes on to claim:<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">A studio executive said: &quot;Cher is Nolan&#8217;s first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry&#8217;s purring creations.&quot;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/p>\n<p>This is absurd!<\/p>\n<p>The piece further claims that Johnny Depp as been cast as The Riddler.<\/p>\n<p>This is the first I&#8217;ve seen or heard of either of these rumors.  Let&#8217;s hope at least the Cher one is false.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.phs.osceola.k12.fl.us\/images\/act\/rob\/riddler_logo.gif\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the August 24 Telegraph: Quote: Cher &#8216;to play Catwoman&#8217; in next Batman film The 62-year-old singer and actress is reported to be in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third Batman film from British director Christopher &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/08\/25\/hopefully-the-most-absurd-rumor-ever\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.2.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/08\/25\/hopefully-the-most-absurd-rumor-ever\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Hopefully the most absurd rumor ever! 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