{"id":686,"date":"2008-11-19T22:32:27","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T22:32:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/11\/19\/the-matrix-runs-on-windows\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:19:33","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:19:33","slug":"the-matrix-runs-on-windows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/11\/19\/the-matrix-runs-on-windows\/","title":{"rendered":"The Matrix Runs on Windows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/mood_amused.gif\" alt=\"Amused\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <strong>Mood:<\/strong> Amused&nbsp;<strong>]<\/strong><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video:1886349\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">This parody from CollegeHumor<\/a> speaks to all of us that have struggled through the Windows reality.  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