{"id":3438,"date":"2008-05-29T14:53:22","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T14:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/05\/29\/dwight-schrute-on-tentacle-porn-2\/"},"modified":"2008-05-29T14:53:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T14:53:22","slug":"dwight-schrute-on-tentacle-porn-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/05\/29\/dwight-schrute-on-tentacle-porn-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dwight Schrute on Tentacle Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[<\/strong>\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/mood_amused.gif\" alt=\"Amused\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\"\/><strong>Mood:<\/strong> Amused\u00a0<strong>]<\/strong><br \/>According to Dwight Schrute in his <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.nbc.com\/DwightsBlog\/2008\/05\/the_curious_rise_of_tentacle_s.php\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">blog<\/a>, manga featuring <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tentacle_rape\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-style: italic\">shokushu goukan<\/span><\/a> (tentacle rape) is not only repulsive but actually pointless.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">These comics feature Japanese women getting taken advantage of by octopi. I truly do not understand their appeal. Octopi are, by their very nature, non-sexual creatures. After they reproduce, both the mother and father octopus die within a matter of months. What\u2019s sexy about that? To chronicle the sexual nature of an octopus is as pointless as trying to find a beet weevil in December \u2013 it\u2019s just a waste of time.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.asahi-net.or.jp\/~je6t-fjt\/tap\/gallery\/flash\/rachel_v4_.jpg\" border=\"0\"\/><\/p>\n<p>He goes on to defend the poor octopus.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">What do the Japanese have against octopi? What did octopi ever do to the Japanese besides providing a tremendous amount of nourishment in the form of tako sushi? It baffles me. It angers me. It saddens me.<\/p>\n<p>The mighty octopus should be respected, not depicted as some horrible marine rapist.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/animals.nationalgeographic.com\/staticfiles\/NGS\/Shared\/StaticFiles\/animals\/images\/primary\/giant-pacific-octopus.jpg\" border=\"0\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Turns out Dwight is a big fan of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.furinkan.com\/ranma\/manga\/about.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-style: italic\">Ranma &frac12;<\/span><\/a>, because &ldquo;there are no horny vindictive creatures with tentacles.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Observations such as this are why <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/The_Office\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-style: italic\">The Office<\/span><\/a> is one of the funniest shows on TV.<\/p>\n<p class=\"tumblr-crosspostr-linkback\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/05\/29\/dwight-schrute-on-tentacle-porn\/\" title=\"Go to the original post.\" rel=\"bookmark\" target=\"_blank\">Dwight Schrute on Tentacle Porn<\/a> was originally published on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\" target=\"_blank\">The Geek Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[\u00a0Mood: Amused\u00a0]According to Dwight Schrute in his blog, manga featuring shokushu goukan (tentacle rape) is not only repulsive but actually pointless. 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