{"id":3438,"date":"2008-05-29T14:53:22","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T14:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/05\/29\/dwight-schrute-on-tentacle-porn-2\/"},"modified":"2008-05-29T14:53:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T14:53:22","slug":"dwight-schrute-on-tentacle-porn-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2008\/05\/29\/dwight-schrute-on-tentacle-porn-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dwight Schrute on Tentacle Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong>\u00a0\"Amused\"Mood:<\/strong> Amused\u00a0]<\/strong>
According to Dwight Schrute in his blog<\/a>, manga featuring shokushu goukan<\/span><\/a> (tentacle rape) is not only repulsive but actually pointless.<\/p>\n

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These comics feature Japanese women getting taken advantage of by octopi. I truly do not understand their appeal. Octopi are, by their very nature, non-sexual creatures. After they reproduce, both the mother and father octopus die within a matter of months. What\u2019s sexy about that? To chronicle the sexual nature of an octopus is as pointless as trying to find a beet weevil in December \u2013 it\u2019s just a waste of time.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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He goes on to defend the poor octopus.<\/p>\n

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What do the Japanese have against octopi? What did octopi ever do to the Japanese besides providing a tremendous amount of nourishment in the form of tako sushi? It baffles me. It angers me. It saddens me.<\/p>\n

The mighty octopus should be respected, not depicted as some horrible marine rapist.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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Turns out Dwight is a big fan of Ranma ½<\/span><\/a>, because “there are no horny vindictive creatures with tentacles.”<\/p>\n

Observations such as this are why The Office<\/span><\/a> is one of the funniest shows on TV.<\/p>\n

Dwight Schrute on Tentacle Porn<\/a> was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[\u00a0Mood: Amused\u00a0]According to Dwight Schrute in his blog, manga featuring shokushu goukan (tentacle rape) is not only repulsive but actually pointless. Quote: These comics feature Japanese women getting taken advantage of by octopi. I truly do not understand their appeal. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n