{"id":298,"date":"2010-10-09T17:34:45","date_gmt":"2010-10-09T17:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2010\/10\/09\/elvis-cant-salvage-yahtzee\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:18:36","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:18:36","slug":"elvis-cant-salvage-yahtzee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2010\/10\/09\/elvis-cant-salvage-yahtzee\/","title":{"rendered":"Elvis Can’t Salvage Yahtzee"},"content":{"rendered":"

Even the King of Rock and Roll can’t elevate the inane dice rolling game out of the halls of lame-assery.<\/p>\n

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Though it hasn’t stopped USAopoly<\/a>, makers of countless improbably licensed versions of Monopoly<\/span>, Risk<\/span>, Clue<\/span>, and other classic games, from producing two different colored sets of the Elvis Yahtzee<\/span>: black<\/a> and blue<\/a>, each with a unique design. <\/p>\n

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\nNo matter how cool Elvis may be, Yahtzee<\/span> still stinks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Even the King of Rock and Roll can’t elevate the inane dice rolling game out of the halls of lame-assery. Though it hasn’t stopped USAopoly, makers of countless improbably licensed versions of Monopoly, Risk, Clue, and other classic games, from … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n