{"id":261,"date":"2010-12-10T16:02:28","date_gmt":"2010-12-10T16:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2010\/12\/10\/a-particularly-unmemorable-outing-with-the-tourist\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:18:34","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:18:34","slug":"a-particularly-unmemorable-outing-with-the-tourist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2010\/12\/10\/a-particularly-unmemorable-outing-with-the-tourist\/","title":{"rendered":"A particularly unmemorable outing with The Tourist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the fine folks at <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Moving Pictures<\/span>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.movingpicturesnetwork.com\/7885\/%E2%80%98the-tourist%E2%80%99\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">I reviewed <span style=\"font-style: italic\">The Tourist<\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">Director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck\u2019s new film, \u201cThe Tourist,\u201d his first since the 2006 Oscar winner \u201cThe Lives of Others,\u201d stumbles and waffles between a farce of and an homage to the legendary Cary Grant-Alfred Hitchcock collaborations, all while accomplishing nothing particularly well nor memorable.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.movingpicturesnetwork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Tourist_500x331.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">Based on the 2005 French movie \u201cAnthony Zimmer,\u201d the screenplay by von Donnersmarck, Christopher McQuarrie (\u201cValkyrie\u201d) and Julian Fellowes (\u201cThe Young Victoria\u201d) squanders the considerable talents of the top-notch cast with an improbable story and uninspired, derivative action sequences. Furthermore, von Donnersmarck pads the meager tale with extended magnificent panoramas of Venice, seemingly commissioned by the city\u2019s travel bureau.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.movingpicturesnetwork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Tourist_JohnnyDepp_AngelinaJolie_500x217.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">Jolie and Depp provide their usually excellent performances, but the interactions of the two attractive co-stars provide little sizzle. Bettany\u2019s disappointing portrayal of an inept British detective conjures up memories of the bungling French police detective Jacques Clouseau, though of a more subdued and less-interesting variety. Timothy Dalton lends an air of class and sanity as Acheson\u2019s boss. Aping the roles that made him famous \u2014 \u201cOctopussy,\u201d \u201cBeverly Hills Cop\u201d and \u201cRambo: First Blood Part II\u201d \u2014 Berkoff brings his trademark intensity to most of his scenes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/p>\n<p>I must applaud the editors of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Moving Pictures<\/span> for publishing my very critical review of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">The Tourist<\/span> even as they ran <a href=\"http:\/\/www.movingpicturesnetwork.com\/7889\/von-donnersmarck-travels-to-new-places-with-%E2%80%98tourist%E2%80%99\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">an interview with director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the fine folks at Moving Pictures, I reviewed The Tourist. 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