{"id":232,"date":"2011-02-10T05:09:01","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T05:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2011\/02\/10\/a-doomed-mishmash-of-mediocrity\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:18:32","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:18:32","slug":"a-doomed-mishmash-of-mediocrity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/geekcurmudgeon\/2011\/02\/10\/a-doomed-mishmash-of-mediocrity\/","title":{"rendered":"A doomed mishmash of mediocrity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My review of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">The Eagle<\/span> makes me three-for-three in the negative department this year.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.movingpicturesnetwork.com\/22849\/%E2%80%98the-eagle%E2%80%99\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Over at <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Moving Pictures<\/span><\/a>, I wrote:<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">After a promising start \u2014 an exciting, well-choreographed confrontation between the Romans and the indigenous people, \u201cThe Eagle\u201d devolves into a clich\u00e9-infested snoozer. Jeremy Brock\u2019s otherwise forgettable script smartly establishes the similar brutal methods and intelligence of the warring parties, though two unfortunate scenes late in the picture derail all that hard work, actually demeaning both groups.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.movingpicturesnetwork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Eagle_ChanningTatum_500x333.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><span class=\"genmed\"><b>Quote:<\/b><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"quote\">Structuring the film using the classic buddy-film template (minus the usual humorous bits) with some underdeveloped political intrigue and uneven action sequences, Macdonald creates a doomed mishmash of mediocrity, where nothing is done particularly well nor particularly poorly. \u201cThe Eagle\u201d fails to elevate itself from the current miasma of disappointing Roman epics.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/16\/14077138454d54c3d44dd6e.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How I long for a decent film&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My review of The Eagle makes me three-for-three in the negative department this year. 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