Graphic Novels received 6/16/10 Last Airbender edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

The Last Airbender Story by Dave Roman & Alison Wilgus Art by Joon Choi

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Waging a devastating war, the Fire Nation destroyed the harmonious balance among the four nations. The Air Nation isNomads are no more, and the Water Tribes and Earth Kingdom are on the verge of collapse. In such dire times, the Avatar, master of the all four elements, is expected to return bring balance to the world. But the Avatar has been missing for a hundred years. When teenagers Katara and Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe rescue a young boy frozen in an iceberg sphere, their lives—and his—are changed forever. The boy is Aang, the long-lost Avatar and long-lost last of the last aAirbenders. Now Katara and Sokka must help Aang master each of the four elements in order to fulfill his destiny as the Avatar and return balance to the world. But their mission is fraught withthey encounter obstacles and danger at every turn. After a century of conquest, the Fire Nation will not be denied its ultimate infernal triumph. Aang is all that stands in their its way—and they it will stop at nothing to stop him succeed.

The Last Airbender: Prequel: Zuko’s Story Story by Dave Roman & Alison Wilgus Art by Nina Matsumoto

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THE SON WILL RISE

Prince Zuko is banished from the Fire Nation by his own father, Fire Lord Ozai. Horribly scarred and stripped of everything he holds dear, Zuko wanders the earth for almost three years in search of his only chance at redemption: the Avatar, a mystical being who once kept the four nations in balance. All around him, people whisper that this is an impossible task—the Avatar, after all, disappeared a century ago—but Zuko defiantly continues the search. His quest is all he has left.

Avatar: The Last Airbender 1 By Various

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At the South Pole, a lone water tribe village struggles to survive. Young waterbender Katara and her warrior brother Sokka rescue a mysterious boy named Aang, who is an airbender—a race of people no one has seen in a century. Soon, everyone discovers that Aang is the long-lost Avatar. Now it’s up to Katara and Sokka to make sure that Aang faces his destiny: to save the world!

DVDs received 6/16/10

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

The Crazies

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In this terrifying glimpse into the “American Dream” gone wrong, an unexplainable phenomenon has taken over the citizens of Ogden Marsh. One by one the townsfolk are falling victim to an unknown toxin and are turning sadistically violent. People who days ago lived quiet, unremarkable lives are now depraved, blood-thirsty killers. While Sheriff Dutton (Timothy Olyphant) and his pregnant wife, Judy (Radha Mitchell), try to make sense of the escalating violence, the government uses deadly force to close off all access and won’t let anyone in or out – even those uninfected. In this film that Pat Jankiewicz of Fangoria calls “disturbing,” an ordinary night becomes a horrifying struggle for the few remaining survivors as they do their best to get out of town alive.

The Super Hero Squad Show Volume 1

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When the greatest heroes on the planet unite to face the wickedest villains in the world, you get the biggest, most family-friendly Super Hero alliance in TV history . . . the Super Hero Squad! It is no small job protecting Super Hero City from the wild, weird and even wacky villainy of the infamous baddies of VillainVille. . . but Iron Man, Wolverine, the Hulk, the Silver Surfer, Thor and the Falcon are always up for the job.

Together the Squad must keep the allies of Dr. Doom from gathering pieces of the Infinity Sword: otherwise Doom will use the Sword to rule the universe! Luckily, the City is filled with Marvel Super Hero guest-stars to help out in a pinch. These brave heroes totally deliver the action, but with plenty of humor on the side.

Featuring the guest voices of Adrian Pasdar (Heroes), Robert Englund (A Nightmare On Elm Street), Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica), Greg Grunberg (Heroes), James Marsters (Buffy The Vampire Slayer), Lena Headey (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles) and Stan Lee!

G.I. Joe A Real American Hero: The Movie

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Re-mastered From A Brand-New High-Definition Transfer!

In the hands of G.I. Joe, the Broadcast Energy Transmitter is a device capable of fulfilling all of the energy needs of Earth. However, in the hands of Cobra and the newly revealed Cobra-La, led by the ancient and otherworldly Golobulus (Burgess Meredith), the B.E.T. could spell the end of human civilization. With Duke critically wounded on the battlefield, it is up to Lieutenant Falcon (Don Johnson) and a new class of G.I. Joe recruits, trained by none other than Sergeant Slaughter, to prevent Golobulus from infecting the entire globe with deadly mutating spores!

Bonus Features:

* Audio Commentary with G.I. Joe Writer/Story Consultant Buzz Dixon

* Public Service Announcements

* Printable Script

* Art Gallery

Not exactly a trio of DVDs you’d expect to see in the same blog post!

An evening with Joe R. Lansdale

To celebrate the Underland Press release of The Complete Drive-In, author Joe R. Lansdale, hisownself, will be introducing two big screen presentations based on his own works: the classic Elvis vs Mummy film, Bubba Ho-Tep, and The Masters of Horror episode "Incident On and Off a Mountain Road."

This unique event takes place at The United States Art Authority (next store to Spiderhouse), Austin TX. Doors open at 6 and movies begin at 7. FREE admission with purchase of The Complete Drive-In. Otherwise, $5.

Following the films, there will be a signing with Champion Joe.

Books received 6/04/10 Part I

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Big Hair and Plastic Grass: A Funky Ride Through Baseball and America in the Swinging ’70s by Dan Epstein

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The Bronx Is Burning meets Chuck Klosterman in this wild pop-culture history of baseball’s most colorful and controversial decade

The Major Leagues witnessed more dramatic stories and changes in the ‘70s than in any other era. The American popular culture and counterculture collided head-on with the national pastime, rocking the once-conservative sport to its very foundations. Outspoken players embraced free agency, openly advocated drug use, and even swapped wives. Controversial owners such as Charlie Finley, Bill Veeck, and Ted Turner introduced Astroturf, prime-time World Series, garish polyester uniforms, and outlandish promotions such as Disco Demolition Night. Hank Aaron and Lou Brock set new heights in power and speed while Reggie Jackson and Carlton Fisk emerged as October heroes and All-Star characters like Mark “The Bird” Fidrych became pop icons. For the millions of fans who grew up during this time, and especially those who cared just as much about Oscar Gamble’s afro as they did about his average, this book serves up a delicious, Technicolor trip down memory lane.

This looks like a hoot. Can’t wait to dig in.

God of Clocks by Alan Campbell

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In the cataclysm of the battle of the gods, a portal to Hell has been opened, releasing legions of unnatural creatures that have pushed humanity to the edge of extinction. While warring deities clash with fallen angels, the only hope for mankind’s survival lies with the most unlikely heroes: Former assassin Rachel Hael has rejoined blood-magician Mina Greene and her little dog, Basilis, on one last desperate mission to save the world from the ravages of Hell. As Rachel travels to the final confrontation she has both sought and feared, she begins to realize that time itself is unraveling. And so she must prepare herself for a sacrifice that may claim her heart, her life, her soul—and even then it may not be enough.

Shadow’s Son by Jon Sprunk

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In the holy city of Othir, treachery and corruption lurk at the end of every street, just the place for a freelance assassin with no loyalties and few scruples.

Caim makes his living on the edge of a blade, but when a routine job goes south, he is thrust into the middle of an insidious plot. Pitted against crooked lawmen, rival killers, and sorcery from the Other Side, his only allies are Josephine, the socialite daughter of his last victim, and Kit, a guardian spirit no one else can see. But in this fight for his life, Caim only trusts his knives and his instincts, but they won’t be enough when his quest for justice leads him from Othir’s hazardous back alleys to its shining corridors of power. To unmask a conspiracy at the heart of the empire, he must claim his birthright as the Shadow’s Son . . .

Part II

Books received 6/04/10 Part II

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Fantastic Texas by Lou Antonelli

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From ancient nuclear wars, to the secret of sexual attraction, with stops along the way for Bigfoot, ancient demons, and the truth behind alchemy, the stories in this book will take you on a truly fantastic journey through versions of Texas that were, could never be, and might have been. Steam played a big part in the first rocket launch from Texas, which was about a century earlier than we thought ("A Rocket for the Republic"). An unexpected experiment still running in the abandoned Superconducting Supercollider will introduce you to "The Witch of Waxahachie". And where would you go if global warming forced you out of Dallas? Maybe "Rome, If You Want To"? After that, ask yourself if a flying saucer is worth a silver dollar ("The Silver Dollar Saucer"). The possibilities are limitless in Lou Antonelli’s new collection, Fantastic Texas. Born in Massachusetts, Antonelli is a newspaper editor and up-and-coming author of speculative fiction.

Antonelli’s another one of those wonderfully bizarre gonzo-Texas writers. I swear, something must be in the water.

Carnal Sin by Allison Brennan

Shades of Gray (Icarus Project, Book 2) by Jackie Kessler and Caitlin Kittredge

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AFTER THE FALL OF NIGHT

Jet and Iridium—best friends turned bitter enemies—teamed up to foil the evil plans of the rogue superhero known as Night, but in defeating him they inadvertently destroyed the secret Corp-Co transmitter whose frequency kept the metapowered heroes of the Squadron in line. Now these heroes have turned against New Chicago, ransacking the city they once protected.

Even worse, the powerful antisuperhero group known as Everyman has taken advantage of the chaos to fan the flames of prejudice against all superpowered men and women. Just when New Chicago needs them most, Jet and the small band of heroes who have remained on the right side of the law find themselves the targets of suspicion and outright hatred.

Things aren’t going much better for Iridium. When she springs her father, a notorious supervillain, from prison to help her fight the marauding ex-superheroes, she finds that Corp-Co still has some nasty tricks up its sleeve.

But when the most dangerous man alive, the sociopath known as Doctor Hypnotic, suddenly surfaces, Jet and Iridium will once again be called upon to set aside their differences. Yet in the process, deeply buried secrets will come to light that will change everything the former best friends think they know about each other and themselves.

Twelve by Jasper Kent

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Melding the supernatural and the historical, a thrilling novel of vampires set in the Napoleonic wars.

In June 1812, Napoleon’s massive grande armée began its invasion of Russia, and the imperial Russian army, massively outnumbered and out maneuvered, was forced to retreat. But a handful of Russian officers — veterans of Borodino — are charged with trying to slow the enemy’s inexorable march on Moscow. Helping them is a band of mercenaries from the outermost fringes of Christian Europe, known as the Oprichniki — twelve in number — who arrive amidst rumours of plague travelling west from the Black Sea. Preferring to work alone, and at night, the twelve prove brutally, shockingly, effective against the French.

But one amongst the Russians, Aleksei Ivanovich Danilov, is unnerved by the Oprichniki’s ruthlessness. As he comes to understand the horrific nature of these strangers, he wonders at the nightmare they’ve unleashed in their midst.

Part I

Books received 6/04/10 Del Rey edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Kraken by China Miéville

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With this outrageous new novel, China Miéville has written one of the strangest, funniest, and flat-out scariest books you will read this—or any other—year. The London that comes to life in Kraken is a weird metropolis awash in secret currents of myth and magic, where criminals, police, cultists, and wizards are locked in a war to bring about—or prevent—the End of All Things.

In the Darwin Centre at London’s Natural History Museum, Billy Harrow, a cephalopod specialist, is conducting a tour whose climax is meant to be the Centre’s prize specimen of a rare Architeuthis dux—better known as the Giant Squid. But Billy’s tour takes an unexpected turn when the squid suddenly and impossibly vanishes into thin air.

As Billy soon discovers, this is the precipitating act in a struggle to the death between mysterious but powerful forces in a London whose existence he has been blissfully ignorant of until now, a city whose denizens—human and otherwise—are adept in magic and murder.

There is the Congregation of God Kraken, a sect of squid worshippers whose roots go back to the dawn of humanity—and beyond. There is the criminal mastermind known as the Tattoo, a merciless maniac inked onto the flesh of a hapless victim. There is the FSRC—the Fundamentalist and Sect-Related Crime Unit—a branch of London’s finest that fights sorcery

with sorcery. There is Wati, a spirit from ancient Egypt who leads a ragtag union of magical familiars. There are the Londonmancers, who read the future in the city’s entrails. There is Grisamentum, London’s greatest wizard, whose shadow lingers long after his death. And then there is Goss and Subby, an ageless old man and a cretinous boy who, together, constitute a terrifying—yet darkly charismatic—demonic duo.

All of them—and others—are in pursuit of Billy, who inadvertently holds the key to the missing squid, an embryonic god whose powers, properly harnessed, can destroy all that is, was, and ever shall be.

Transformers: Exodus: The Official History of the War for Cybertron by Alex Irvine

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For twenty-five years the colossal battle between Megatron and Optimus Prime has captivated Transformers fans around the world. Yet the full story of the conflict between the two most famous Transformers—everything that happened before Optimus and Megatron arrived on planet Earth—has always been a mystery . . . until now. Here, for the first time told in its entirety, is the thrilling saga of Optimus and Megatron before they were enemies, before they even knew each other.

“Freedom is every Cybertronian’s right!” After Megatron utters these immortal words, the caste-bound planet of Cybertron is rocked to its foundations. Megatron, an undefeated gladiator thug, gives voice to the unspoken longings of the oppressed masses—and opens the mind of an insignificant data clerk to possibilities previously unthinkable.
Long before becoming the honorable Optimus Prime, Orion Pax is a mere office underling, an unlikely candidate to answer an outlaw’s call to revolution. But Orion is determined to meet this defiant enemy of all that Cybertron stands for, no matter what he has to do, or how many laws he has to break.

What happens between Orion Pax and Megatron forever changes the destiny of all Transformers. This gripping, action-packed novel reveals all the loyalties and treacheries, trust and betrayals, deadly violence and shining ideals, as well as the pivotal roles played by other characters, including Starscream, Sentinel Prime, Omega Supreme, and one of the thirteen original Primes, the last link to Cybertron’s glorious Golden Age.

Discover how meek disciple Orion Pax becomes the fearless leader Optimus Prime; follow the tantalizing clues about the lost Matrix of Leadership and the lore surrounding it; find out why the two allies fighting a corrupt regime suddenly turn on each other, and what triggers their epic war. Transformers: Exodus provides everything fans ever wanted to know about one of the fiercest rivalries of all time.

Flinx Transcendent by Alan Dean Foster

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Flinx is the only one with any chance of stopping the evil colossus barreling in to destroy the Humanx Commonwealth (and everything else in the Milky Way). His efforts take him to the land of his mortal enemies, the bloodthirsty AAnn, where chances are excellent that Flinx may be executed. And he must also seek out an ancient sentient weapons platform wandering around the galaxy and then communicate with it, a powwow that could very well fry his brain. Then there are the oblivion-craving assassins determined to stop Flinx before he can prevent total annihilation. With a future that rosy, it’s no surprise that Flinx is flirting with disaster. Still, he’s no quitter. Now he’s going to need every ounce of his know-how, because he’s venturing to places where no one’s ever been, to do what no one’s ever done, and where his deadliest enemy is so close it’s invisible.

The War That Came Early: Hitler’s War by Harry Turtledove

A stroke of the pen and history is changed. In 1938, British prime minister Neville Chamberlain, determined to avoid war, signed the Munich Accord, ceding part of Czechoslovakia to Hitler. But the following spring, Hitler snatched the rest of that country, and England, after a fatal act of appeasement, was fighting a war for which it was not prepared. Now, in this thrilling alternate history, another scenario is played out: What if Chamberlain had not signed the accord?

In this action-packed chronicle of the war that might have been, Harry Turtledove uses dozens of points of view to tell the story: from American marines serving in Japanese-occupied China and ragtag volunteers fighting in the Abraham Lincoln Battalion in Spain to an American woman desperately trying to escape Nazi-occupied territory—and witnessing the war from within the belly of the beast. A tale of powerful leaders and ordinary people, at once brilliantly imaginative and hugely entertaining, Hitler’s War captures the beginning of a very different World War II—with a very different fate for our world today.

An overly long SNL skit

For Moving Pictures, I reviewed Get Him to the Greek.

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Director Nicholas Stoller returns to the universe of his hit 2008 movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” for his latest effort, “Get Him to the Greek.” Focusing on nihilistic rocker Aldous Snow, portrayed once again by Russell Brand, this vulgar film plays like an overly long “Saturday Night Live” skit.

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At an overlong 109 minutes, Stoller’s sophomore effort comes off like a bland slide show: one pointless scene after another. Even the too-rare humorous moments punctuating the film are often poorly done and fail to realize the full convictions of their ideas. A scene in a Las Vegas strip club with all the hallmarks of comedy gold — tripping, paranoid men party with strippers when a fight breaks out and something catches on fire — exemplifies some of the problems. Rather than trusting his actors and embracing the inherent full-out Benny Hill lunacy, Stoller slows things down and attempts to exert some control in the situation, thus watering down one of the few potentially memorable scenes in this largely forgettable film.

Eviscerating Splice

Over at Moving Pictures, I eviscerate Vincenzo Natali’s Splice.

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The screenplay, composed by Natali, Antoinette Terry Bryant and Doug Taylor, apes the worst 1950s B-movie zaniness. Clive and Elsa behave with little regard to science, law, ethics or even common sense. Clearly conceived by a 12-year-old boy, the plot presents no surprises to anyone with even a passing familiarity with evil scientist tales.

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Audience reaction to the two sex scenes — the latter perhaps classifiable as incestuous bestiality — typified the response to the rest of the film. Rather than becoming tense, excited or even quiet, the scenes spawned laughter — not the snickering or nervous tittering as one might expect, but full-on belly laughs.

Yes, it is that bad.

Wonder why I was sent this…

Today I got the ThinkGeek catalog in the mail. An actual PHYSICAL catalog via SNAIL mail.

ThinkGeek offers a plethora geeky goodness. For example, the legendary Tauntaun Sleeping Bag on p. 10.

How about the Doctor Who Tardis 4 Port USB Hub on p.19?


Love the blinking blue light!

Or what I like to call the Mark Finn Special: Tac Bac-Tactical Canned Bacon on p. 23.

And my personal favorite: Bolt Interactive Laser Pet Toy on p. 13. Anything that distracts the hellcat, Kali, is a-okay in my book!

I never signed up for the catalog but I can definitely see why I was sent one. My conundrum lied in why in this digital age, a geek-oriented seller would even bother to print a catalog. But it all became clear once I visited the site.

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We know it may be hard to believe, but on rare occasion, we put photos of our products on dead trees and mail them to people. They say it’s called a "catalog" and apparently it’s a really cool way to see our products and lets you share them with friends, coworkers and grandma. You can even look at our stuff in the bathroom. Now that’s progress. Anyway, we’d love to share our catalog with you – just sign up here and soon you’ll be able to look at our products in the bathroom too!

Now bathroom reading is something I can get behind! Heck, that’s where I read this entire catalog.

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch- June edition

A plethora of geek stuff will begin streaming via Netflix in June.

Premiering June 1:

Bram Stoker’s Dracula’s Guest
Godzilla: Animated Series Volumes 1-3
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Godzilla vs. Mothra (1964)
Harvie Krumpet
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
The House of the Devil
The Kids in the Hall: The Pilot Episode
Philosophy of a Knife: Limited Edition
Popeye & Friends
Reefer Madness
The Stranger
Suspiria
Urban Gothic: Season 1
Visions of Suffering

Premiering June 4:

The Avengers
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
James and the Giant Peach
Mad Max
The Mask
Second Jungle Book: Mowgli and Baloo
Walled In

Premiering June 8:

The Pluto Files: Nova

Premiering June 11:

Bicentennial Man
Sarah Silverman Program

Premiering June 15:

Epidemic
Jack and the Beanstalk
Mary and Max
Ong Bak 2: The Beginning
Psycho Ward
Unearthed

Premiering June 22:

Bluebeard
MST3K: The Corpse Vanishes
MST3K: Final Justice
MST3K: Mad Monster
MST3K: Manhunt in Space
MST3K: Night of the Blood Beast
MST3K: Soultaker
MST3K: Warrior of the Lost World
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Santa Claus
Riverworld (2010)
Shattered Lives
TiMER
Uncle Sam Magoo
Wolf Moon

Premiering June 25:

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
Jaws
Jaws 2
Jaws 3

Premiering June 26:

Contact
Surrogates

Info is courtesy of FeedFliks.