Stuff received 6/5/11 Part I

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Novahead
by Steve Aylett

Promo copy:

About to quit the failed experiment of civilisation, fake detective Taffy Atom is detained by one last case – a boy with a bomb in his mind. But what’s the trigger? Pursued by cops, mobsters, mercenaries and a mechanical swan, Atom carries the bomb and trigger through Beerlight City, the single holdout of creative mischief in a world overtaken by the trend-led Fadlands. By the relentless principles of gun karma Aylett’s final Beerlight book lands you in the Delayed Reaction Bar and fixes you a glass of antifreeze with everything in it. Listen to your heart. It will not stop slowly.

I reviewed the previous Beerlight book, Atom, for Nova Express.

Quote:
Describing Steve Aylett’s wild ride Atom is a lot like holding water in your hands. The thought stays with you for a mere moment until it just runs through your fingers. You remember the experience vividly, but are unable to accurately explain the sensation.

Three figures emerged from Atom’s brownstone. A cloaked cadaver cradling its gored face, followed by a naked Atom and the fat gent carrying a fishtank between them. In the tank’s gloom rocked a giant mouth with a tail.

Atom is Taffy Atom, private detective (or private defective as he is referred to early on). His partner is Madison “Maddy” Drowner, weapons designer (Creator of such unique weapons as the Syndication bomb, which strips the pretext out of everything.) and best friend Jed Helms, an intelligent piranha. With even stranger villains, Aylett’s world is Dick Tracy on acid. Like a runaway Maltese Falcon, the plot defies description. With only glimpses and moments of what we know and how it should be, it all somehow makes sense.

It is a testament to Aylett’s skill that he keeps the reader’s rapt attention throughout. His sense of humor is dead on, with several passages demanding to be read aloud. His timing is exemplary, and Aylett knows when to give the reader a breather. With all the excitement and laughter, I loathed for the adventure to end. Luckily for me (and other readers), the climax is oddly satisfying.

"Ladies and gentleman," said Atom, "if you’ll indulge me. I have assigned a musical note to every grade of human lie. Here’s my rendition of the President’s inaugural address." And he took out a clarinet.

Aylett maintains the insanity right up until the last page playing a game of psychic chicken and refusing to swerve. Atom takes you on a wild ride far afield of ordinary fiction (SF or not), and it’s a ride not soon forgotten.

Needless to say, I’m looking forward to Novahead.

Happythankyoumoreplease

Promo copy:

Josh Radnor (CBS’ Emmy-nominated ”How I Met Your Mother”) wrote, directed and stars in happythankyoumoreplease, a sharp comedy centered on a group of 20-something New Yorkers struggling to figure out themselves, their lives and their loves.

On his way to a meeting with a publisher, aspiring novelist Sam Wexler (Radnor) finds Rasheen, a young boy separated from his family on the subway. When the quiet Rasheen refuses to be left alone with social services, Sam learns the boy has already been placed in six previous foster homes and impulsively agrees to let the boy stay with him for a couple days. Dropped into Sam’s chaotic, bachelor lifestyle, Rasheen is introduced to Sam’s circle of friends; Annie (Malin Akerman) who has an unhealthy pattern of dating the wrong men, as well as an auto-immune disorder which has rendered her hairless, Mary-Catherine (Zoe Kazan) and Charlie (Pablo Schreiber) whose potential move to Los Angeles threatens their relationship, and Mississippi (Kate Mara), an aspiring singer/waitress who tests Sam’s fear of commitment. When Sam’s unexpected friendship with Rasheen develops, he realizes adulthood is not about waiting for the right answers to get the life you want, but simply stumbling ahead and figuring them out in the process.

Featuring a brilliant young cast and music from breaking indie musicians, happythankyoumoreplease deftly captures the uncertainty and angst of what it is to be young, vulnerable, and desperate to find out who you are – or perhaps more importantly, who you want to be.

Hexed: The Iron Druid Chronicles
by Kevin Hearne
Cover by Gene Mollica

Promo copy:

Atticus O’Sullivan, last of the Druids, doesn’t care much for witches. Still, he’s about to make nice with the local coven by signing a mutually beneficial nonaggression treaty—when suddenly the witch population in modern-day Tempe, Arizona, quadruples overnight. And the new girls are not just bad, they’re badasses with a dark history on the German side of World War II.

With a fallen angel feasting on local high school students, a horde of Bacchants blowing in from Vegas with their special brand of deadly decadence, and a dangerously sexy Celtic goddess of fire vying for his attention, Atticus is having trouble scheduling the witch hunt. But aided by his magical sword, his neighbor’s rocket-propelled grenade launcher, and his vampire attorney, Atticus is ready to sweep the town and show the witchy women they picked the wrong Druid to hex.

Part II

Shocking relief

As long time readers of my pixels know, I suffer from both multiple sclerosis (MS) and fibromyalgia (FM) (and some argue delusions of grandeur… but I’ll leave that for others to determine). I’m not going into exactly what MS or FM are (follow the links above for explanations), but they’re both chronic, incurable illnesses that vary in severity from moderately annoying to debilitating. My primary MS symptoms include severe fatigue, numbness, double vision, and spasticity (stiffness). My FM primarily focuses on constant pain, that changes due to the weather, fatigue and other factors, around the joints.


An MRI of my brain with lesions typical of people with multiple sclerosis

Over the past five months, I’ve developed this pain along my right rib cage (if I was baseball player, they’d be talking about my oblique injury). It comes and goes and can be quite severe at times. Nothing short of pain drugs seems to help it, but not always. Sometimes exercise makes it better but then the same exercise can at times make it worse. Same rules apply to sleep or no sleep. There is no structural damage or pulled muscles. It’s a different kind of pain than FM. After 12 years with FM, I recognize that particular feeling.

Confounded, my doctor sent me to physical therapy. In Austin we are lucky enough to have a physical therapist who not only specializes in MS but actually has MS herself! Her understanding helps greatly.

After a half a dozen visits, nothing was working. I was already doing the daily stretches that should have alleviated the pain. (I start my day with roughly 30 minutes of stretching. Helps incredibly with the FM.) Again it sometimes felt better after stretching, some times worse. Now of the traditional PT worked. The only thing she didn’t try was heat, which usually exacerbates the MS. The fact that the pain comes and goes in no discernible pattern lead to the idea that the pain maybe caused by spasticity. (There are no diagnostic tests for most MS symptoms. Just diagnosis through process of elimination.) The muscle stiffness along my side is quite literally stretching apart my ribs, causing the pain. While this won’t kill me, it can be very uncomfortable and lead to other issues such as poor posture and other pain.


A four-lead TENS unit.

At my last visit, the therapist suggested a TENS unit to me. The Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation unit sends a small electrical current into the body to stimulate the nerves. The theory with me is that the unit might “loosen” up some of the spaciticity, affording me some relief without pain meds. No one is sure if this will “correct” the issue but it certainly won’t make things worse.

She loaned me an Empi Select unit. The device is amazingly simple. Basically attach the four leads around the area of the pain, usually along the muscles or nerve clusters. You then turn on the unit, adjusting the charge as needed. The only bad places are the eyes and neck.

I’ve used it on and off for a week and it does offer some relief for a few hours after using it for a ½ hour or so. I’ve also used it on some other regions affected by FM (different type of pain, caused by different factors) with some success. Keeping the device all depends on how much my insurance covers of it. But I plan on using it for my various pains while I can! Far better than relying on pills.

Shocking relief was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Shocking relief

As long time readers of my pixels know, I suffer from both multiple sclerosis (MS) and fibromyalgia (FM) (and some argue delusions of grandeur… but I’ll leave that for others to determine). I’m not going into exactly what MS or FM are (follow the links above for explanations), but they’re both chronic, incurable illnesses that vary in severity from moderately annoying to debilitating. My primary MS symptoms include severe fatigue, numbness, double vision, and spasticity (stiffness). My FM primarily focuses on constant pain, that changes due to the weather, fatigue and other factors, around the joints.


An MRI of my brain with lesions typical of people with multiple sclerosis

Over the past five months, I’ve developed this pain along my right rib cage (if I was baseball player, they’d be talking about my oblique injury). It comes and goes and can be quite severe at times. Nothing short of pain drugs seems to help it, but not always. Sometimes exercise makes it better but then the same exercise can at times make it worse. Same rules apply to sleep or no sleep. There is no structural damage or pulled muscles. It’s a different kind of pain than FM. After 12 years with FM, I recognize that particular feeling.

Confounded, my doctor sent me to physical therapy. In Austin we are lucky enough to have a physical therapist who not only specializes in MS but actually has MS herself! Her understanding helps greatly.

After a half a dozen visits, nothing was working. I was already doing the daily stretches that should have alleviated the pain. (I start my day with roughly 30 minutes of stretching. Helps incredibly with the FM.) Again it sometimes felt better after stretching, some times worse. Now of the traditional PT worked. The only thing she didn’t try was heat, which usually exacerbates the MS. The fact that the pain comes and goes in no discernible pattern lead to the idea that the pain maybe caused by spasticity. (There are no diagnostic tests for most MS symptoms. Just diagnosis through process of elimination.) The muscle stiffness along my side is quite literally stretching apart my ribs, causing the pain. While this won’t kill me, it can be very uncomfortable and lead to other issues such as poor posture and other pain.


A four-lead TENS unit.

At my last visit, the therapist suggested a TENS unit to me. The Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation unit sends a small electrical current into the body to stimulate the nerves. The theory with me is that the unit might "loosen" up some of the spaciticity, affording me some relief without pain meds. No one is sure if this will "correct" the issue but it certainly won’t make things worse.

She loaned me an Empi Select unit. The device is amazingly simple. Basically attach the four leads around the area of the pain, usually along the muscles or nerve clusters. You then turn on the unit, adjusting the charge as needed. The only bad places are the eyes and neck.

I’ve used it on and off for a week and it does offer some relief for a few hours after using it for a 1/2 hour or so. I’ve also used it on some other regions affected by FM (different type of pain, caused by different factors) with some success. Keeping the device all depends on how much my insurance covers of it. But I plan on using it for my various pains while I can! Far better than relying on pills.

Graphic Novels/Comics received 6/2/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Strange Adventures #1
Written by Selwyn Hinds, Tala Hershewe, Peter Milligan, Lauren Beukes, Jeff Lemire, Ross Campbell, Kevin Colden, Paul Cornell, and Brian Azzarello
Art by Denys Cowan, Juan Bobillo, Sylvain Savoia, Inaki Miranda, Jeff Lemire, Ross Campbell, Kevin Colden, Goran Sudžuka, and Eduardo Risso
Cover by Paul Pope

Promo copy:

Don’t miss this eighty page collection of science fiction short stories from some of Vertigo’s all-time greats, as well as the hot new talents of tomorrow! From the far reaches of space to the not so distant future, we bring you eight science-fiction stories as only Vertigo can do them. Plus: the Eisner Award-winning 100 BULLETS team of Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso reunite to bring you the first chapter of their upcoming new series SPACEMAN!

Abattoir Issue #5
Created by: Darren Lynn Bousman
Concept by: Michael Peterson
Written by: Rob Levin, Troy Peteri
Illustrated by: Bing Cansino
Cover art by: Tae Young Choi

Promo copy:

Radical’s ABATTOIR, from horror director Darren Lynn Bousman (SAW franchise, REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA), steadily inches toward its horrifying last act in ABATTOIR #5! Desperate to clear his name and reclaim his life, Richard Ashwalt searches frantically to unravel the deadly mysteries surrounding the strange old man at the root of his troubles: Jebediah Crone. But as the final pieces of this puzzle begin to come together, Richard must come to terms with a series of disturbing truths that may shatter his already fragile psyche.

Basic Anatomy for the Manga Artist: Everything You Need to Start Drawing Authentic Manga Characters
by Christopher Hart
Cover by Roberta Pares

Promo copy:

This most basic and complete book on manga anatomy ever written is targeted to beginners, the widest segment of manga fans. The latest from bestselling author Chris Hart is not your father’s anatomy book, it’s an anatomy book strictly for the manga artist. Packed with dynamic step-by-step demonstrations detailing how to draw correctly proportioned manga faces and bodies, plus lots of tips and tricks of the trade, this practical guide has everything aspiring beginners need to start drawing convincing manga characters.

Tom Strong and the Robots of Doom
Written by Peter Hogan
Art by Chris Sprouse and Karl Story

Promo copy:

Tom Strong, the popular “science hero” created by Alan Moore, returns in a new epic starring Nazi robots, super-powered villains and political intrigue.

As Tom Strong and his family prepare to celebrate a wedding, the unthinkable happens: Before their eyes, reality alters to become a world conquered by Nazis and ruled by Tom’s nefarious son, Albrecht. What mysterious secret from Tom’s past has brought about this catastrophe? To overthrow Albrecht and restore the world he knew, Tom must find a way to journey back in time and seek help from the only man he can trust: himself. But will even two Tom Strongs be enough to stop the Robots of doom?

Graphic Novels/Comics received 6/2/11 was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Graphic Novels/Comics received 6/2/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Strange Adventures #1
Written by Selwyn Hinds, Tala Hershewe, Peter Milligan, Lauren Beukes, Jeff Lemire, Ross Campbell, Kevin Colden, Paul Cornell, and Brian Azzarello
Art by Denys Cowan, Juan Bobillo, Sylvain Savoia, Inaki Miranda, Jeff Lemire, Ross Campbell, Kevin Colden, Goran Sudžuka, and Eduardo Risso
Cover by Paul Pope

Promo copy:

Don’t miss this eighty page collection of science fiction short stories from some of Vertigo’s all-time greats, as well as the hot new talents of tomorrow! From the far reaches of space to the not so distant future, we bring you eight science-fiction stories as only Vertigo can do them. Plus: the Eisner Award-winning 100 BULLETS team of Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso reunite to bring you the first chapter of their upcoming new series SPACEMAN!

Abattoir Issue #5
Created by: Darren Lynn Bousman
Concept by: Michael Peterson
Written by: Rob Levin, Troy Peteri
Illustrated by: Bing Cansino
Cover art by: Tae Young Choi

Promo copy:

Radical’s ABATTOIR, from horror director Darren Lynn Bousman (SAW franchise, REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA), steadily inches toward its horrifying last act in ABATTOIR #5! Desperate to clear his name and reclaim his life, Richard Ashwalt searches frantically to unravel the deadly mysteries surrounding the strange old man at the root of his troubles: Jebediah Crone. But as the final pieces of this puzzle begin to come together, Richard must come to terms with a series of disturbing truths that may shatter his already fragile psyche.

Basic Anatomy for the Manga Artist: Everything You Need to Start Drawing Authentic Manga Characters
by Christopher Hart
Cover by Roberta Pares

Promo copy:

This most basic and complete book on manga anatomy ever written is targeted to beginners, the widest segment of manga fans. The latest from bestselling author Chris Hart is not your father’s anatomy book, it’s an anatomy book strictly for the manga artist. Packed with dynamic step-by-step demonstrations detailing how to draw correctly proportioned manga faces and bodies, plus lots of tips and tricks of the trade, this practical guide has everything aspiring beginners need to start drawing convincing manga characters.

Tom Strong and the Robots of Doom
Written by Peter Hogan
Art by Chris Sprouse and Karl Story

Promo copy:

Tom Strong, the popular “science hero” created by Alan Moore, returns in a new epic starring Nazi robots, super-powered villains and political intrigue.

As Tom Strong and his family prepare to celebrate a wedding, the unthinkable happens: Before their eyes, reality alters to become a world conquered by Nazis and ruled by Tom’s nefarious son, Albrecht. What mysterious secret from Tom’s past has brought about this catastrophe? To overthrow Albrecht and restore the world he knew, Tom must find a way to journey back in time and seek help from the only man he can trust: himself. But will even two Tom Strongs be enough to stop the Robots of doom?

Signing Etiquette for Authors

Over the past couple of months, I’ve had several discussions with first time authors about their first book signings. After some twenty years of working in bookstores and producing my own works, I’ve accumulated a lot of info and opinions on the subject.

Back in 2000, I devoted two of my “Geeks With Books” columns to the subject of bookstore signings, one for authors and the other for booksellers. Neither of the columns are currently available online but were reprinted in my collection Geek Confidential. Since this subject has come up recently, I thought I’d reprint the articles. The author one today and the bookseller piece in the near future.

As I reviewed the essay I was surprised to discover that even with all the changes in publishing over the past ten years (ebooks, etc), these guidelines still apply to author appearances.

Don’t Make Me Call You Mama

After many false starts, the talented Mark London Williams recently published his first novel. Mark is an award winning playwright, acclaimed journalist, and a part-time comic book scripter. To his already impressive resume he can now add young adult novelist with Danger Boy: Ancient Fire, a rollicking time travel adventure that introduced the world to its eponymous hero.

Mark planned on promoting his book by attending several signings (including one at Book People), and so weeks before the book came out, he and I discussed signing etiquette. Mark had done many things but a signing was not one of them. Being the helpful, opinionated guy that I am, I came up with a few guidelines that I thought I’d share with the rest of the class.

    1) Be pleasant to your fans. They are the ones who put the food on the table.
    You would be amazed how many authors I have met that do not follow this simple creed. Fans have long memories. They always remember the assholes. Smile. Thank everyone who showed up. Be humble: you are never as important as the person who has come to see you. NEVER. I don’t care if you are Stephen King or even if you think you are. Without the readers you are NOTHING!

    No writer typifies this better than Michael Moorcock. Most of you reading this column are well aware of this legendary writer. I have been lucky enough to host a half dozen or so of his events. Every single fan who comes and sees Moorcock goes away feeling like he has touched them in some way. He is pleasant to everyone. Always makes time to say hello and often some small talk. Moorcock feels if it is important enough for someone to come to his signing then it is his duty to treat this person with respect. He understands the creed.

    2) Be pleasant to the booksellers. Remember they want to sell your book as bad as you do.

    There is no call for being rude to the booksellers. No matter how much you think they screwed up your event or that they treat you like you are nothing special. (And let me tell you, after meeting like a zillion authors you realize that they all put their pants on one leg at a time.)
    Booksellers have even longer memories than fans, and they are the ones that hopefully will be promoting your books. Happy bookseller = better sales.

    At Book People almost every employee recognizes Neal Barrett, Jr. on sight. Why is that? It’s because Neal takes the time to greet everyone. To make the time to be pleasant to them. He is not above them. Neal is always willing and ready to sign books. No matter what kind of hurry he might be in. It doesn’t matter to him. He will stop and sign that book. And always with a smile. And the results? Neal Barrett, Jr. is one of the bestselling authors at Book People. And I don’t just mean genre. I mean over all. Neal being Neal makes everyone want to sell his books.

    3) Don’t be angry if no one shows up, especially if the bookstore promoted your signing.

    Bookstores are in the business of selling books and they will usually do everything in their power to do so. You can expect them to promote the event. What constitutes promotion? Well more than just a sign in the window is a good start. An author can expect a display of their most recent title and either an ad or a mailing. If the store has a newsletter, a mention there is expected as well. But sometimes all this doesn’t work.

    Even successful writers have poor signings. The abovementioned Neal Barrett, Jr. is a fine example. Book People hosted an event for the paperback releases of Hereafter Gang and Interstate Dreams, and even though Barrett is one of the store’s bestselling authors, no one showed up. Not a soul. The books sold very well before and after the signing with Hereafter bouncing on and off the Book People bestseller list.

    Stores cannot force people to come. And a poor turnout is not a reflection upon the author or the store. Almost every writer has a horror story about some poorly attended event. The best thing to do in this case is to thank the bookstore for having you and to sign as much inventory as they request. Signed books will often sell for weeks after the event. For whatever reason, some fans do not like to meet the author but love to have a signed book.

    4) Don’t be too demanding.
    There is a major author who has four pages of conditions for store appearances. Her demands include a table of a certain height, special cheese, special pens, and entertainment for the people in line. No matter how famous you are (or think you are), bookstores get real pissy about unreasonable requests. Four pages of demands is too much. Reasonable requests are just fine. Things like a place to sit, water, even a special type of soda are fine. Just keep this in mind: there is a fine line between eccentricity and insanity.

    5) Be prepared to do more than sign.
    The most popular authors are the ones who do more than sign. It doesn’t have to be elaborate. No one expects a multimedia show (though sometimes it’s nice). A simple reading and/or Q&A session will do.

    Any of you out there ever been to a Joe R. Lansdale signing? If you have, I bet one of the key things you remember is Lansdale reading his marvelous stories with that thick East Texas accent of his. (For the uninitiated out there, Texas is sooooo big that we actually have regional accents. There is a difference between a East and West Texas fella.) Not only does he read from his latest work but he started taking requests. Even people who have all his books signed show up just to hear him read.

The single most important thing to remember is to behave the way your mother taught you. Don’t make us call your mom.

And how did Mark do? About 100 kids showed up and four months later his book continues to sell. He was gracious and friendly. Answered all the kids’ questions. Even did a little reading. In other words, he was GREAT. Mark has been invited back in October for the release of the second Danger Boy, Dino Sword.

Signing Etiquette for Authors was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Signing Etiquette for Authors

Over the past couple of months, I’ve had several discussions with first time authors about their first book signings. After some twenty years of working in bookstores and producing my own works, I’ve accumulated a lot of info and opinions on the subject.

Back in 2000, I devoted two of my "Geeks With Books" columns to the subject of bookstore signings, one for authors and the other for booksellers. Neither of the columns are currently available online but were reprinted in my collection Geek Confidential. Since this subject has come up recently, I thought I’d reprint the articles. The author one today and the bookseller piece in the near future.

As I reviewed the essay I was surprised to discover that even with all the changes in publishing over the past ten years (ebooks, etc), these guidelines still apply to author appearances.

Don’t Make Me Call You Mama

After many false starts, the talented Mark London Williams recently published his first novel. Mark is an award winning playwright, acclaimed journalist, and a part-time comic book scripter. To his already impressive resume he can now add young adult novelist with Danger Boy: Ancient Fire, a rollicking time travel adventure that introduced the world to its eponymous hero.

Mark planned on promoting his book by attending several signings (including one at Book People), and so weeks before the book came out, he and I discussed signing etiquette. Mark had done many things but a signing was not one of them. Being the helpful, opinionated guy that I am, I came up with a few guidelines that I thought I’d share with the rest of the class.

    1) Be pleasant to your fans. They are the ones who put the food on the table.

    You would be amazed how many authors I have met that do not follow this simple creed. Fans have long memories. They always remember the assholes. Smile. Thank everyone who showed up. Be humble: you are never as important as the person who has come to see you. NEVER. I don’t care if you are Stephen King or even if you think you are. Without the readers you are NOTHING!

    No writer typifies this better than Michael Moorcock. Most of you reading this column are well aware of this legendary writer. I have been lucky enough to host a half dozen or so of his events. Every single fan who comes and sees Moorcock goes away feeling like he has touched them in some way. He is pleasant to everyone. Always makes time to say hello and often some small talk. Moorcock feels if it is important enough for someone to come to his signing then it is his duty to treat this person with respect. He understands the creed.

    2) Be pleasant to the booksellers. Remember they want to sell your book as bad as you do.

    There is no call for being rude to the booksellers. No matter how much you think they screwed up your event or that they treat you like you are nothing special. (And let me tell you, after meeting like a zillion authors you realize that they all put their pants on one leg at a time.)
    Booksellers have even longer memories than fans, and they are the ones that hopefully will be promoting your books. Happy bookseller = better sales.

    At Book People almost every employee recognizes Neal Barrett, Jr. on sight. Why is that? It’s because Neal takes the time to greet everyone. To make the time to be pleasant to them. He is not above them. Neal is always willing and ready to sign books. No matter what kind of hurry he might be in. It doesn’t matter to him. He will stop and sign that book. And always with a smile. And the results? Neal Barrett, Jr. is one of the bestselling authors at Book People. And I don’t just mean genre. I mean over all. Neal being Neal makes everyone want to sell his books.

    3) Don’t be angry if no one shows up, especially if the bookstore promoted your signing.

    Bookstores are in the business of selling books and they will usually do everything in their power to do so. You can expect them to promote the event. What constitutes promotion? Well more than just a sign in the window is a good start. An author can expect a display of their most recent title and either an ad or a mailing. If the store has a newsletter, a mention there is expected as well. But sometimes all this doesn’t work.

    Even successful writers have poor signings. The abovementioned Neal Barrett, Jr. is a fine example. Book People hosted an event for the paperback releases of Hereafter Gang and Interstate Dreams, and even though Barrett is one of the store’s bestselling authors, no one showed up. Not a soul. The books sold very well before and after the signing with Hereafter bouncing on and off the Book People bestseller list.

    Stores cannot force people to come. And a poor turnout is not a reflection upon the author or the store. Almost every writer has a horror story about some poorly attended event. The best thing to do in this case is to thank the bookstore for having you and to sign as much inventory as they request. Signed books will often sell for weeks after the event. For whatever reason, some fans do not like to meet the author but love to have a signed book.

    4) Don’t be too demanding.

    There is a major author who has four pages of conditions for store appearances. Her demands include a table of a certain height, special cheese, special pens, and entertainment for the people in line. No matter how famous you are (or think you are), bookstores get real pissy about unreasonable requests. Four pages of demands is too much. Reasonable requests are just fine. Things like a place to sit, water, even a special type of soda are fine. Just keep this in mind: there is a fine line between eccentricity and insanity.

    5) Be prepared to do more than sign.

    The most popular authors are the ones who do more than sign. It doesn’t have to be elaborate. No one expects a multimedia show (though sometimes it’s nice). A simple reading and/or Q&A session will do.

    Any of you out there ever been to a Joe R. Lansdale signing? If you have, I bet one of the key things you remember is Lansdale reading his marvelous stories with that thick East Texas accent of his. (For the uninitiated out there, Texas is sooooo big that we actually have regional accents. There is a difference between a East and West Texas fella.) Not only does he read from his latest work but he started taking requests. Even people who have all his books signed show up just to hear him read.

The single most important thing to remember is to behave the way your mother taught you. Don’t make us call your mom.

And how did Mark do? About 100 kids showed up and four months later his book continues to sell. He was gracious and friendly. Answered all the kids’ questions. Even did a little reading. In other words, he was GREAT. Mark has been invited back in October for the release of the second Danger Boy, Dino Sword.

The charming, off-kilter Submarine

One of the many reasons I enjoy writing for Moving Pictures is that I occasionally get to review non-geek fair such as Submarine.

Quote:
Best-known for his portrayal of the oblivious computer tech Moss on the cult-favorite British TV series “The IT Crowd,” Richard Ayoade makes his triumphant feature film directorial debut with the charming, off-kilter “Submarine.” Based on the novel by John Dunthorne, the coming-of-age tale recounts the adventures of a 15-year-old self-professed genius. Oliver Tate (Craig Roberts) wants to lose his virginity by his next birthday and to repair the widening rift between his parents, recently exacerbated after his mother’s old flame moved into a neighboring house.

Quote:
Complete with teenage-fueled delusions of grandeur, self-importance and angst, Roberts in his first movie role excels as the film’s fulcrum and centerpiece. His performance and the superior Ayoade script deliver a near-perfect First World vision of a 15-year-old boy’s reality, regardless of country or century.

Quote:
Akin to Wes Anderson’s recent classic “Rushmore,” Ayoade’s nuanced film is littered with memorable characters, quirky storytelling and real emotions, where not everything is as it seems. The intelligent and clever “Submarine” offers a delightful and poignant snapshot into the all-too-familiar teenage existence.

Check out my entire review over at Moving Pictures.

The charming, off-kilter Submarine was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

The charming, off-kilter Submarine

One of the many reasons I enjoy writing for Moving Pictures is that I occasionally get to review non-geek fair such as Submarine.

Quote:
Best-known for his portrayal of the oblivious computer tech Moss on the cult-favorite British TV series “The IT Crowd,” Richard Ayoade makes his triumphant feature film directorial debut with the charming, off-kilter “Submarine.” Based on the novel by John Dunthorne, the coming-of-age tale recounts the adventures of a 15-year-old self-professed genius. Oliver Tate (Craig Roberts) wants to lose his virginity by his next birthday and to repair the widening rift between his parents, recently exacerbated after his mother’s old flame moved into a neighboring house.

Quote:
Complete with teenage-fueled delusions of grandeur, self-importance and angst, Roberts in his first movie role excels as the film’s fulcrum and centerpiece. His performance and the superior Ayoade script deliver a near-perfect First World vision of a 15-year-old boy’s reality, regardless of country or century.

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Akin to Wes Anderson’s recent classic “Rushmore,” Ayoade’s nuanced film is littered with memorable characters, quirky storytelling and real emotions, where not everything is as it seems. The intelligent and clever “Submarine” offers a delightful and poignant snapshot into the all-too-familiar teenage existence.

Check out my entire review over at Moving Pictures.

An Unexpected Brad Pitt Connection

Last night I saw Terence Malick‘s acclaimed film Tree of Life. The beautiful movie amazingly mystified and produced utter boredom at the same time. Magnificent and often emotionally detached, Malick created an intriguing mediation on the cycle of life; one which I’m not sure I ever care to see again but at the same time I think highly of… perhaps. I know, quite the conundrum and somewhat surprising from me since I usually have a definitive opinion on damn near everything.

Despite the film’s long emotionless periods, the acting was exemplary especially from Jessica Chastain and Brad Pitt, who also served as one of the producers.

And that is where we come to the unexpected connection.

Deciding I needed a more traditional narrative structure and the fact that X-Men: First Class premieres next week, I watched Kick-Ass this morning. Helmed by Matthew Vaughn (director of the forthcoming X film, natch) and based on the twisted graphic novel by Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr, Kick-Ass posits a vision of what if an ordinary geek decided to become a super-hero. While I’d read the book years ago, I had never seen the lauded film version until this morning. (I know… I’ll turn my geek card in later. I swear.) I enjoyed Kick-Ass, though much like the original book, it entertained me but ultimately proved to be yet another nihilistic, Millar vision of super heroes.

So the connection? The opening credits roll on Kick-Ass: Lo and behold there’s Mr. Pitt again listed as one of the producers. (He’s produced 17 movies, several of which he doesn’t appear.) Beyond the fact that both Tree of Life and Kick-Ass might be classified as fantasies they couldn’t be much different. The former, a lyrical, haunting mediation on the nature of life and perhaps reality. The latter a bombastic mediation on the ugly nature of violence.

It all struck me as kind of odd in a cool, cosmic-balancing kind of way.

An Unexpected Brad Pitt Connection was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon