Now for a true rarity: New Klaw Fiction

Roughly once a decade or so, I publish some new fiction. I’ve never been particularly comfortable writing fiction. As y’all know the essay is my thing.

My first published piece of fiction appeared in the 1980s when I was 13. My story "I, Defender" was part of a collection of junior high school writings called the Spring Forest Farrago.

My next prose fiction (several comic book stories were published during the intervening years) appeared in Electric Velocipede #5 (Fall 2003). The flash fiction "JohnCalvin" was actually written back in 1998. Of my countless short story attempts during the 90s, it was my only published work from that period.

"A Penny A Word," co-written with Paul O. Miles appeared in the Robert E. Howard celebration anthology Cross Plains Universe (2006). It was a Finalist for the 2007 WSFA Small Press Award.

Now as part of his ongoing column on New Pulp, Alan J. Porter is serializing our story "The Raven: Nameless Here For Evermore." Part of the not yet published Protectors anthology, the story introduces the pulp era title character.

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“What the ______ !” Something dropped out of the sky, landing on the road just in front of the speeding car. Initially, Dutch thought it was some sort of wounded giant bird that must have fallen off a building. But when it rose, he saw that it was a man dressed all in black. A black scarf covered the lower half of his face, a black wide brimmed hat pulled low, and a flowing black cape attached to his shoulders. Dutch felt fear for perhaps the first time when he saw the piercing red eyes . They seemed to shine out from between the scarf and the hat.

But then the two Colt .45s pointed straight at his head and belching smoke caught his attention.
“Shit!” The glass on the right hand side of the windshield cracked into a starlike pattern, and then shattered into a thousand tiny shards. He slammed on the brakes and violently tugged the wheel to the left. The car shot across into the face of oncoming traffic. He suddenly felt a sharp pain in his right arm. The bastard shot him! The arm lay at his side useless. Without it, it was impossible to straighten the course of the speeding car.

The front wheel of the large Buick dug into the rain gutter, then buckled as it slammed into the curb. The big ungainly, overweight car started to tip over. Dutch Mandel helplessly watched the rapidly approaching fire hydrant that would soon spear through the driver’s side window and smash his head to a pulp.

More at New Pulp…

Graphic novels received 10/2/11 Part I

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

New Teen Titans: Games
Story by Marv Wolfman & George Pérez
Script by Marv Wolfman
Art by George Pérez with Mike Perkins and Al Vey

Promo copy:

Legendary creators Marv Wolfman (CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS) and George Pérez (FINAL CRISIS: LEGION OF THREE WORLDS) reunite for a lost tale from their classic run on the best-selling NEW TEEN TITANS!
This original graphic novel features a mysterious villain playing a deadly game with New York City as the gameboard – and the Teen Titans as thepieces! Twenty years in the making, THE NEW TEEN TITANS: GAMES is a can’t-miss for fans new and old.

About time!

The Gondwana Shrine: The Adventures of Blake & Mortimer Vol. 11
Script by Yves Sente
Drawing by André Juillard

Promo copy:

Several months after their adventures in Antarctica, Blake and Mortimer are back in England. Still somewhat shaken after his ordeal, the professor is ordered by his doctor to get some rest. In typical Mortimer fashion, he decides to spend his holidays in Africa… looking for a lost civilisation! Accompanied by Nastasia Wardynska and an old flame of his, he begins tracking down a culture that is older than any ever recorded—but someone is dogging their every step…

The Bombyce Network
Script by Cecil & Corbeyran
Art by Cecil

Promo copy:

A twisted tale of intrigue set amidst early 20th century France, a time know as the “Beautiful Era,” but where the emerging technologies and high fashion only serve as cover to the most sordid of deeds. Written and drawn by prolific European stars Corbeyran and Cecil. Highly recommended for fans of FROM HELL.

Part II

Graphic novels received 10/2/11 Part I was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Graphic novels received 10/2/11 Part I

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

New Teen Titans: Games
Story by Marv Wolfman & George Pérez
Script by Marv Wolfman
Art by George Pérez with Mike Perkins and Al Vey

Promo copy:

Legendary creators Marv Wolfman (CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS) and George Pérez (FINAL CRISIS: LEGION OF THREE WORLDS) reunite for a lost tale from their classic run on the best-selling NEW TEEN TITANS!
This original graphic novel features a mysterious villain playing a deadly game with New York City as the gameboard – and the Teen Titans as thepieces! Twenty years in the making, THE NEW TEEN TITANS: GAMES is a can’t-miss for fans new and old.

About time!

The Gondwana Shrine: The Adventures of Blake & Mortimer Vol. 11
Script by Yves Sente
Drawing by André Juillard

Promo copy:

Several months after their adventures in Antarctica, Blake and Mortimer are back in England. Still somewhat shaken after his ordeal, the professor is ordered by his doctor to get some rest. In typical Mortimer fashion, he decides to spend his holidays in Africa… looking for a lost civilisation! Accompanied by Nastasia Wardynska and an old flame of his, he begins tracking down a culture that is older than any ever recorded—but someone is dogging their every step…

The Bombyce Network
Script by Cecil & Corbeyran
Art by Cecil

Promo copy:

A twisted tale of intrigue set amidst early 20th century France, a time know as the “Beautiful Era,” but where the emerging technologies and high fashion only serve as cover to the most sordid of deeds. Written and drawn by prolific European stars Corbeyran and Cecil. Highly recommended for fans of FROM HELL.

Part II

Graphic novels received 10/2/11 Part II

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

John Lord
Written by Denis-Pierre Filippi
Art by Patrick Laumond

Promo copy:

An old-fashioned yet truly original noir tale set in 1920s New York where an unlikely pair of detectives reactivates a special investigative agency known as the UPIs to probe the grisly death of one of theirs. A pulpy tale of crime, full of snappy dialogue, twists and turns, and the unraveling mysteries of the past…

Stan Lee’s How to Write Comics
by Stan Lee
Cover by Jonathan Lau

Promo copy:

Comics icon Stan Lee, creator of the Mighty Marvel Universe, has set about to teach everything he knows about writing and creating comic book characters. In these pages, aspiring comics writers will learn everything they need to know about how to write their own comic book stories, complete with easy to understand instruction, tips of the trade, and invaluable advice even for more advance writers. From the secrets to creating concepts, plots, to writing the script, the man with no peer — Stan Lee — is your guide to the world of writing and creating comics.

Darwin’s Diaries Vol. 1: Eye of the Celts
Script by Sylvain Runberg
Art by Eduardo Ocaña

Promo copy:

Victorian England. In Yorkshire, several men and horses working on a railway line have been killed—slaughtered, really. The police suspect some kind of wild beast. The government calls upon controversial naturalist Charles Darwin to help with the investigation. A reasonable move, but one that is dictated rather by the least known part of his work: research on what other people would qualify as legendary creatures. It won’t be long before the scientist discovers that he may be right about them after all…

Part I

Graphic novels received 10/2/11 Part II was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Graphic novels received 10/2/11 Part II

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

John Lord
Written by Denis-Pierre Filippi
Art by Patrick Laumond

Promo copy:

An old-fashioned yet truly original noir tale set in 1920s New York where an unlikely pair of detectives reactivates a special investigative agency known as the UPIs to probe the grisly death of one of theirs. A pulpy tale of crime, full of snappy dialogue, twists and turns, and the unraveling mysteries of the past…

Stan Lee’s How to Write Comics
by Stan Lee
Cover by Jonathan Lau

Promo copy:

Comics icon Stan Lee, creator of the Mighty Marvel Universe, has set about to teach everything he knows about writing and creating comic book characters. In these pages, aspiring comics writers will learn everything they need to know about how to write their own comic book stories, complete with easy to understand instruction, tips of the trade, and invaluable advice even for more advance writers. From the secrets to creating concepts, plots, to writing the script, the man with no peer — Stan Lee — is your guide to the world of writing and creating comics.

Darwin’s Diaries Vol. 1: Eye of the Celts
Script by Sylvain Runberg
Art by Eduardo Ocaña

Promo copy:

Victorian England. In Yorkshire, several men and horses working on a railway line have been killed—slaughtered, really. The police suspect some kind of wild beast. The government calls upon controversial naturalist Charles Darwin to help with the investigation. A reasonable move, but one that is dictated rather by the least known part of his work: research on what other people would qualify as legendary creatures. It won’t be long before the scientist discovers that he may be right about them after all…

Part I

Graphic novels received 10/2/11: The Metabarons edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

I received the complete Metabarons saga which are being collected soon in the single hardcover volume The Metabarons Ultimate Collection. For Nexus Graphica, I reviewed an earlier (2001) Metabarons compilation.

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Much like in its more popular media siblings of film and prose, the comics landscape is littered with science fiction tropes, often woefully mediocre. Yet The Metabarons, co-created by Jodorowsy and Moebius with illustrations by Gimenez, shines. The series explores the dynamic history of the ultimate bloodline of warriors by following the lineage of fighters as they struggle against institutionalized greed and terror. The Metabarons: Path of the Warrior expertly depicts their origins. Gimenez’s lush art captures the intimacy of combat, the wonders of an alien world, and the grandeur of space perfectly bringing Jodorowsy’s exciting script to life.

Expect to hear more later.

The Metabarons #1: Othon & Honorata
Written by Alexandro Jodorowsky
Art by Juan Gimenez

Promo copy:

Discover the lineage of a character first created by Jodorowsky and Moebius in the science fiction epic, THE INCAL, as the history of the warrior clan known as the Metabarons unfolds. Each generation of this ultimate bloodline of warriors must struggle to continue the traditions of their heritage and to overcome the forces amassed against them as they fight against a universe corrupted by greed, power and terror.

THE METABARONS #1: OTHON & HONORATA tells the story of Othon Von Salza, the first Metabaron, as he loses his family and his world in a series of tragedies that lead to the creation of the Metabaron clan. Told through a stunning mix of action, drama, and lavish artwork, this book is a perfect introduction to one of the most unique stories in comics today.

The Metabarons #2: Aghnar and Oda
Written by Alexandro Jodorowsky
Art by Juan Gimenez

Promo copy:

The history of the ultimate bloodline of warriors continues.

Follow Aghnar, the son of the first Metabaron, from his earliest battle against the psychic witches of the Shabda-Oud to his attempt to win the hand and heart of their target: Oda the Capricious. How can he hope to fulfill her demand for a perfect blue rose, when the last rose died 30,000 years ago?

The Metabarons #3: Steelhead & Dona Vicenta
Written by Alexandro Jodorowsky
Art by Juan Gimenez

Promo copy:

The history of the ultimate bloodline of warriors continues.

Follow Steelhead, who may be the most ruthless of all the Metabarons, shakes the galaxy with a reign of violence and murder. But when he falls in madly in love with Doña Vicenta, the daughter of one of his many victims, Steelhead decides to prove himself worthy of love.

The Metabarons #4: Aghora & The Last Metabaron
Written by Alexandro Jodorowsky
Art by Juan Gimenez

Promo copy:

The final volume by Jodorowsky and Gimenez in the epic sci-fi fantasy Metabarons saga. The ultimate bloodline of the Metabarons may come to an end with Aghora and her child. This volume concludes the Metabarons graphic novel series collection.

Graphic novels received 10/2/11: The Metabarons edition was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Graphic novels received 10/2/11: The Metabarons edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

I received the complete Metabarons saga which are being collected soon in the single hardcover volume The Metabarons Ultimate Collection. For Nexus Graphica, I reviewed an earlier (2001) Metabarons compilation.

Quote:
Much like in its more popular media siblings of film and prose, the comics landscape is littered with science fiction tropes, often woefully mediocre. Yet The Metabarons, co-created by Jodorowsy and Moebius with illustrations by Gimenez, shines. The series explores the dynamic history of the ultimate bloodline of warriors by following the lineage of fighters as they struggle against institutionalized greed and terror. The Metabarons: Path of the Warrior expertly depicts their origins. Gimenez’s lush art captures the intimacy of combat, the wonders of an alien world, and the grandeur of space perfectly bringing Jodorowsy’s exciting script to life.

Expect to hear more later.

The Metabarons #1: Othon & Honorata
Written by Alexandro Jodorowsky
Art by Juan Gimenez

Promo copy:

Discover the lineage of a character first created by Jodorowsky and Moebius in the science fiction epic, THE INCAL, as the history of the warrior clan known as the Metabarons unfolds. Each generation of this ultimate bloodline of warriors must struggle to continue the traditions of their heritage and to overcome the forces amassed against them as they fight against a universe corrupted by greed, power and terror.

THE METABARONS #1: OTHON & HONORATA tells the story of Othon Von Salza, the first Metabaron, as he loses his family and his world in a series of tragedies that lead to the creation of the Metabaron clan. Told through a stunning mix of action, drama, and lavish artwork, this book is a perfect introduction to one of the most unique stories in comics today.

The Metabarons #2: Aghnar and Oda
Written by Alexandro Jodorowsky
Art by Juan Gimenez

Promo copy:

The history of the ultimate bloodline of warriors continues.

Follow Aghnar, the son of the first Metabaron, from his earliest battle against the psychic witches of the Shabda-Oud to his attempt to win the hand and heart of their target: Oda the Capricious. How can he hope to fulfill her demand for a perfect blue rose, when the last rose died 30,000 years ago?

The Metabarons #3: Steelhead & Dona Vicenta
Written by Alexandro Jodorowsky
Art by Juan Gimenez

Promo copy:

The history of the ultimate bloodline of warriors continues.

Follow Steelhead, who may be the most ruthless of all the Metabarons, shakes the galaxy with a reign of violence and murder. But when he falls in madly in love with Doña Vicenta, the daughter of one of his many victims, Steelhead decides to prove himself worthy of love.

The Metabarons #4: Aghora & The Last Metabaron
Written by Alexandro Jodorowsky
Art by Juan Gimenez

Promo copy:

The final volume by Jodorowsky and Gimenez in the epic sci-fi fantasy Metabarons saga. The ultimate bloodline of the Metabarons may come to an end with Aghora and her child. This volume concludes the Metabarons graphic novel series collection.

Fantastic Fest Days Seven and Eight: A Finale of Sorts

I’ve combined my final two days of Fantastic Fest coverage into one post. Though the festival is officially over, don’t be too surprised if next week I supply some bonus coverage. I currently have streaming access to five more movies that I’d like to review. I’m also planning a best of piece covering the entire 2011 Fantastic Fest.

Based on Gen Araki’s popular manga, A Boy and His Samurai charms with the adventures of a time displaced, Edo-period samurai turned housekeeper and pastry chef. Director Yoshihiro Nakamura masterfully weaves the potentially silly concept into an entertaining, thought-provoking exploration of modern Japanese society. Single mother Yusa struggles to take care of her young son Tomoya.while working a boring job. Their life changes when they meet the confused and lost samurai Kajima, who eventually becomes Tomoya’s friend, role model, and nanny. The bored warrior also discovers the art of dessert making, even entering a Top Chef-style contest. The pro-feminist, Buddhist masterpiece tackles issues such as absentee fathers, working women, nobility, honor, and single mothers, all in a light but insightful manner. A Boy and His Samurai delivered one of the most unusual family films ever and is destined to be cherished as classic for generations.

The first ever Israeli produced horror film, Rabies offers an original, fun, and gruesome take of teens- lost-in-the-woods motif. After siblings Ofer and Tali run away from into a nearby forest, Tali falls into a trap set by a homicidal maniac. While looking for help, Ofer encounter a group of young people—two men and two women—whom he begs to help him. The men go with Ofer, leaving the girls to wait for the cops. The police sexually harass the girls, who run off into the forest. Meanwhile, a park ranger on his normal rounds discovers a man carrying a body. Things go from bad to worse as the deaths mount up from a variety of misunderstandings and mishaps. Even with its flawed ending, Rabies shared an interesting vision of the standard, well-trodden horror trope.

An extrapolation of the hit Danish TV series of the same name, the riotous comedy Clown follows two longtime friends (Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen reprising their roles as exaggerated versions of themselves from the show) on a canoe trip to an exclusive one-night-a-year brothel for a “Tour De Pussy.” Before the debauchery begins, Frank accidentally learns his longtime girlfriend is pregnant. Fearing he is not father material, she contemplates getting an abortion. In a misguided attempt to prove her wrong, Frank kidnaps her 11 year old nephew, forcing him along on the journey. Chaos ensues. A raunchy film along the lines of The Hangover, Clown offered many laugh-out-loud scenes expertly combined with bittersweet, incisive moments.

The slick horror film A Lonely Place to Die overcomes a fairly pedestrian plot with some beautiful scenery and thrilling chase scenes. While vacationing in the Scottish mountains, five friends make an unexpected discovery: a little girl locked in a subterranean prison cell a hundred miles. The semi-feral child speaks no English and attacks any man who touches her. Soon the group find themselves stalked by the girl’s heavily armed captors. The tense movie, populated with some interesting villains, masterfully employees the magnificent Scottish terrains. Though flawed, A Lonely Place to Die provided an entertaining diversion.

Fantastic Fest Day Six: Murder and Mayhem

Fantastic Fest Days Seven and Eight: A Finale of Sorts was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Fantastic Fest Days Seven and Eight: A Finale of Sorts

I’ve combined my final two days of Fantastic Fest coverage into one post. Though the festival is officially over, don’t be too surprised if next week I supply some bonus coverage. I currently have streaming access to five more movies that I’d like to review. I’m also planning a best of piece covering the entire 2011 Fantastic Fest.

Based on Gen Araki’s popular manga, A Boy and His Samurai charms with the adventures of a time displaced, Edo-period samurai turned housekeeper and pastry chef. Director Yoshihiro Nakamura masterfully weaves the potentially silly concept into an entertaining, thought-provoking exploration of modern Japanese society. Single mother Yusa struggles to take care of her young son Tomoya.while working a boring job. Their life changes when they meet the confused and lost samurai Kajima, who eventually becomes Tomoya’s friend, role model, and nanny. The bored warrior also discovers the art of dessert making, even entering a Top Chef-style contest. The pro-feminist, Buddhist masterpiece tackles issues such as absentee fathers, working women, nobility, honor, and single mothers, all in a light but insightful manner. A Boy and His Samurai delivered one of the most unusual family films ever and is destined to be cherished as classic for generations.

The first ever Israeli produced horror film, Rabies offers an original, fun, and gruesome take of teens- lost-in-the-woods motif. After siblings Ofer and Tali run away from into a nearby forest, Tali falls into a trap set by a homicidal maniac. While looking for help, Ofer encounter a group of young people—two men and two women—whom he begs to help him. The men go with Ofer, leaving the girls to wait for the cops. The police sexually harass the girls, who run off into the forest. Meanwhile, a park ranger on his normal rounds discovers a man carrying a body. Things go from bad to worse as the deaths mount up from a variety of misunderstandings and mishaps. Even with its flawed ending, Rabies shared an interesting vision of the standard, well-trodden horror trope.

An extrapolation of the hit Danish TV series of the same name, the riotous comedy Clown follows two longtime friends (Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen reprising their roles as exaggerated versions of themselves from the show) on a canoe trip to an exclusive one-night-a-year brothel for a “Tour De Pussy.” Before the debauchery begins, Frank accidentally learns his longtime girlfriend is pregnant. Fearing he is not father material, she contemplates getting an abortion. In a misguided attempt to prove her wrong, Frank kidnaps her 11 year old nephew, forcing him along on the journey. Chaos ensues. A raunchy film along the lines of The Hangover, Clown offered many laugh-out-loud scenes expertly combined with bittersweet, incisive moments.

The slick horror film A Lonely Place to Die overcomes a fairly pedestrian plot with some beautiful scenery and thrilling chase scenes. While vacationing in the Scottish mountains, five friends make an unexpected discovery: a little girl locked in a subterranean prison cell a hundred miles. The semi-feral child speaks no English and attacks any man who touches her. Soon the group find themselves stalked by the girl’s heavily armed captors. The tense movie, populated with some interesting villains, masterfully employees the magnificent Scottish terrains. Though flawed, A Lonely Place to Die provided an entertaining diversion.

Fantastic Fest Day Six: Murder and Mayhem

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch – Oct edition

Among the meager geek selections, Netflix offers a few gems: the latest complete seasons of the perpetually popular 30 Rock and The Office and the climatic chapter of the excellent Friday Noght Lights. Movie highlights include the John Hughes classic Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Others, and F/X. Without a doubt, the oddest selection of the month is William Shatner’s Gonzo Ballet.

* denotes streaming for the first time via Netflix.

Premiering October 1:
*30 Rock: Season 5
*The Cape
Case 39
*Children of the Corn 7: Revelation
*Close Your Eyes (Doctor Sleep)
Curse of the Pink Panther
*Frasier Seasons 1-11
*Friday Night Lights: Season 5
The Great Train Robbery (1978)
*The Office: Season 7
*Parks and Recreation: Season 3
Pirates of Tortuga: Under the Black Flag
*Planes, Trains and Automobiles
The Russia House
The Russians Are Coming The Russians Are Coming
Super Troopers
To Live and Die in L.A.
Vampire’s Kiss From long ago when Nicholas Cage still gave a damn…

Premiering October 2:
*Dark Fields

Premiering October 8:
*The Last Exorcism My review.

Premiering October 15:

*Dachimawa Lee
*Dream (2008)
*Meatball Machine
*The Others (2001)
Paranormal Activity 2
*The Ward

Premiering October 19:

*William Shatner’s Gonzo Ballet

Premiering October 21:

*F/X
F/X 2

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Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch – Oct edition was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon