DVDs received 11/11/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Conan The Adventurer: Season Two, Part One

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The battle between good and evil continues as the brave barbarian adventurer Conan, his trusty steed Thunder, lovable phoenix Needle and his many warrior friends (including Zula, Jezmine, Greywolf and Snagg) take on the sinister Snake Cult, led by the dark sorcerer Wrath-Amon! But are Conan’s might and his sword, forged from the mysterious and very powerful Star Metal, enough to fight off the Set worshipping horde? Prepare to find out!

Enjoy the first 13 episodes of the animated series’ glorious second season on two action packed discs!

5 Days of War

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Inspired by the real events of the swift–but devastating–five-day war between Russia and Georgia in 2008, this action-packed international thriller centers around an American journalist (Rupert Friend) and his cameraman (Richard Coyle) caught in the combat zone during the first Russian airstrikes against Georgia. Rescuing Tatia (Emmanuelle Chriqui), a young Georgian schoolteacher from the attack, the two reporters agree to help reunite her with her family when she loses them in the chaos in exchange for serving as their interpreter. As the three attempt to escape to safety, they witness–and document–the devastation from the full-scale crossfire and cold-blooded murder of innocent civilians.

They desperately attempt to broadcast the footage they’ve captured while under attack from the Russian soldiers and local mercenaries, but are met with resistance from American and international networks either shorthanded from covering the Beijing Olympics or simply fatigued by war news. The trio realizes their survival is paramount, so they can live to broadcast the truth.

This vivid, heart-pounding film directed by acclaimed director Renny Harlin (Die Hard 2, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Cliffhanger), 5 Days of War sheds light on the complicated politics and dangers involved with exposing the truth during times of war. 5 Days of War also features an international ensemble cast, including Heather Graham, Johnathon Schaech, Rade Sherbedgia, Mikko Nousiainen, Dean Cain with Andy Garcia and Val Kilmer.

12 disastrous movie sequels we wish didn’t exist

My new article “12 disastrous movie sequels we wish didn’t exist to spoil series we love” is now up at Blastr.

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After watching the first two Terminator movies for the first time, my excited nephew told me, “There’s a Terminator 3.” I contradicted him, “No there’s not.” In response to his confusion, I explained how there are movies so disappointing that they can ruin the enjoyment of their predecessors.

Best to forget they ever existed. I then shared my pain with him.

I listed 12 examples including Terminator 3.

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The second unfortunate sequel from 2003 and the third Schwarzenegger film on this list, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines returned to the popular series 12 years after the previous installment, sans creator James Cameron and star Linda Hamilton. This time, a female Terminator travels from the future to kill a now-adult John Connor. Because there are truly no new ideas in Hollywood, a T-101 also journeys back to save John.

Director Jonathan Mostow lacks Cameron’s vision and originality. Who’d have thunk that a beautiful, gun-toting android could be so boring? As evident further by the follow-ups Terminator: Salvation (2009) and the short-lived TV series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008-09), a non-Cameron outing only promises a dud.

Check it all out at Blastr.

12 disastrous movie sequels we wish didn’t exist was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

12 disastrous movie sequels we wish didn’t exist

My new article "12 disastrous movie sequels we wish didn’t exist to spoil series we love" is now up at Blastr.

Quote:
After watching the first two Terminator movies for the first time, my excited nephew told me, "There’s a Terminator 3." I contradicted him, "No there’s not." In response to his confusion, I explained how there are movies so disappointing that they can ruin the enjoyment of their predecessors.

Best to forget they ever existed. I then shared my pain with him.

I listed 12 examples including Terminator 3.

Quote:
The second unfortunate sequel from 2003 and the third Schwarzenegger film on this list, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines returned to the popular series 12 years after the previous installment, sans creator James Cameron and star Linda Hamilton. This time, a female Terminator travels from the future to kill a now-adult John Connor. Because there are truly no new ideas in Hollywood, a T-101 also journeys back to save John.

Director Jonathan Mostow lacks Cameron’s vision and originality. Who’d have thunk that a beautiful, gun-toting android could be so boring? As evident further by the follow-ups Terminator: Salvation (2009) and the short-lived TV series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008-09), a non-Cameron outing only promises a dud.

Check it all out at Blastr.

Books received 11/3/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

The Third Section
by Jasper Kent
Cover by Paul Young

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The third novel in Jasper Kent’s enthralling, chilling and acclaimed historical vampire sequence — The Danilov Quintet.

Russia 1855. After forty years of peace in Europe, war rages. In the Crimea, the city of Sevastopol is besieged. In the north, Saint Petersburg is blockaded. But in Moscow there is one who needs only to sit and wait — wait for the death of an aging tsar, and for the curse upon his blood to be passed to a new generation.

As their country grows weaker, a brother and sister — each unaware of the other’s existence — must come to terms with the legacy left them by their father. In Moscow, Tamara Valentinovna Lavrova uncovers a brutal murder and discovers that it is not the first in a sequence of similar crimes, merely the latest, carried out by a killer who has stalked the city since 1812.

And in Sevastopol, Dmitry Alekseevich Danilov faces not only the guns of the combined armies of Britain and France, but must also make a stand against creatures that his father had thought buried beneath the earth, thirty years before.

American Colossus: The Triumph of Capitalism, 1865-1900
by H. W. Brands

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In this grand-scale narrative history, two-time Pulitzer Prize finalist H. W. Brands brilliantly portrays the emergence, in a remarkably short time, of a recognizably modern America.

American Colossus captures the decades between the Civil War and the turn of the twentieth century, when a few breathtakingly wealthy businessmen transformed the United States from an agrarian economy to a world power. From the first Pennsylvania oil gushers to the rise of Chicago skyscrapers, this spellbinding narrative shows how men like Morgan, Carnegie, and Rockefeller ushered in a new era of unbridled capitalism. In the end America achieved unimaginable wealth, but not without cost to its traditional democratic values.

Certainly an unusual book to arrive at the Geek Compound, but one I look forward to reading.

The Ruined City
by Paula Brandon

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Paula Brandon’s epic and captivating trilogy continues as magic and mystery wreak havoc with the very fabric of existence.

Reality is wavering. Soon its delicate balance will shift and an ancient force will return to overwhelm the Veiled Isles. Now those with the arcane talent forge an uneasy alliance in hopes that their combined abilities are enough to avert an eerie catastrophe. Yet it may be too late. The otherworldly change has begun. The streets of the city are rife with chaos, plague, and revolt. And it is here that Jianna Belandor, once a pampered daughter of privilege, returns to face new challenges.

The dead walk the streets. The docile amphibian slaves of humanity have taken up arms. Jianna’s home lies in ruins. Her only happiness resides in her growing attraction to Falaste Rione, a brilliant nomadic physician whose compassion and courage have led him to take dangerous risks. Jianna, stronger and more powerful than she knows, has a role to play in the unfolding destiny of her world. But a wave of madness is sweeping across the land, and time is running out—even for magic.

The Human Blend
by Alan Dean Foster
Cover by David Stevenson

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In this first novel of a thrilling new series set in our near future, New York Times bestselling author Alan Dean Foster reveals a place where criminals are punished through genetic engineering and body manipulation—and poses profound questions about what it means to be human.

Given his name because radical surgery has reduced him to preternatural thinness, Whispr is a thug. In a dark alley in Savannah, Whispr and his partner in crime, Jiminy Cricket, murder what they take to be a random tourist in order to steal his artificial hand. But the victim is also carrying an unusual silver thread, which Whispr and Jiminy grab as well.

Chance later deposits a wounded Whispr at the clinic of Dr. Ingrid Seastrom. Powerful forces have been searching for Whispr since he acquired the mysterious thread, and Jiminy has vanished. All Whispr wants to do is sell the thread, and when he offers to split the profits with Ingrid, she makes an astonishing discovery. So begins the formidable partnership between the Harvard-educated physician and the street-smart thief—as long as they can elude the enhanced assassins that are tracking them.

RevSF editor-at-large Alan J. Porter interviewed Foster about the hardcover release.

Everything is Broken
by John Shirley

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Twenty-year-old Russ arrives in the northern California town of Freedom to visit his dad. Freedom has peculiarities other than its odd name: the local mayor”s ideas of “decentralization” have left it without normal connections to state or federal government and minimal public services. Russ meets an interesting young woman, Pendra, but before he can get to know much about Freedom or its people, a savage tsunami strikes the West Coast. The wave of human brutality that soon hits the isolated town proves more dangerous to the survivors than the natural disaster. Russ, his father, Pendra, and the other townsfolk must tap all their courage and ingenuity – and find strength they never knew they had – if they have any hope of living to find real freedom!

Books received 11/3/11 was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Books received 11/3/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

The Third Section
by Jasper Kent
Cover by Paul Young

Promo copy:

The third novel in Jasper Kent’s enthralling, chilling and acclaimed historical vampire sequence — The Danilov Quintet.

Russia 1855. After forty years of peace in Europe, war rages. In the Crimea, the city of Sevastopol is besieged. In the north, Saint Petersburg is blockaded. But in Moscow there is one who needs only to sit and wait — wait for the death of an aging tsar, and for the curse upon his blood to be passed to a new generation.

As their country grows weaker, a brother and sister — each unaware of the other’s existence — must come to terms with the legacy left them by their father. In Moscow, Tamara Valentinovna Lavrova uncovers a brutal murder and discovers that it is not the first in a sequence of similar crimes, merely the latest, carried out by a killer who has stalked the city since 1812.

And in Sevastopol, Dmitry Alekseevich Danilov faces not only the guns of the combined armies of Britain and France, but must also make a stand against creatures that his father had thought buried beneath the earth, thirty years before.

American Colossus: The Triumph of Capitalism, 1865-1900
by H. W. Brands

Promo copy:

In this grand-scale narrative history, two-time Pulitzer Prize finalist H. W. Brands brilliantly portrays the emergence, in a remarkably short time, of a recognizably modern America.

American Colossus captures the decades between the Civil War and the turn of the twentieth century, when a few breathtakingly wealthy businessmen transformed the United States from an agrarian economy to a world power. From the first Pennsylvania oil gushers to the rise of Chicago skyscrapers, this spellbinding narrative shows how men like Morgan, Carnegie, and Rockefeller ushered in a new era of unbridled capitalism. In the end America achieved unimaginable wealth, but not without cost to its traditional democratic values.

Certainly an unusual book to arrive at the Geek Compound, but one I look forward to reading.

The Ruined City
by Paula Brandon

Promo copy:

Paula Brandon’s epic and captivating trilogy continues as magic and mystery wreak havoc with the very fabric of existence.

Reality is wavering. Soon its delicate balance will shift and an ancient force will return to overwhelm the Veiled Isles. Now those with the arcane talent forge an uneasy alliance in hopes that their combined abilities are enough to avert an eerie catastrophe. Yet it may be too late. The otherworldly change has begun. The streets of the city are rife with chaos, plague, and revolt. And it is here that Jianna Belandor, once a pampered daughter of privilege, returns to face new challenges.

The dead walk the streets. The docile amphibian slaves of humanity have taken up arms. Jianna’s home lies in ruins. Her only happiness resides in her growing attraction to Falaste Rione, a brilliant nomadic physician whose compassion and courage have led him to take dangerous risks. Jianna, stronger and more powerful than she knows, has a role to play in the unfolding destiny of her world. But a wave of madness is sweeping across the land, and time is running out—even for magic.

The Human Blend
by Alan Dean Foster
Cover by David Stevenson

Promo copy:

In this first novel of a thrilling new series set in our near future, New York Times bestselling author Alan Dean Foster reveals a place where criminals are punished through genetic engineering and body manipulation—and poses profound questions about what it means to be human.

Given his name because radical surgery has reduced him to preternatural thinness, Whispr is a thug. In a dark alley in Savannah, Whispr and his partner in crime, Jiminy Cricket, murder what they take to be a random tourist in order to steal his artificial hand. But the victim is also carrying an unusual silver thread, which Whispr and Jiminy grab as well.

Chance later deposits a wounded Whispr at the clinic of Dr. Ingrid Seastrom. Powerful forces have been searching for Whispr since he acquired the mysterious thread, and Jiminy has vanished. All Whispr wants to do is sell the thread, and when he offers to split the profits with Ingrid, she makes an astonishing discovery. So begins the formidable partnership between the Harvard-educated physician and the street-smart thief—as long as they can elude the enhanced assassins that are tracking them.

RevSF editor-at-large Alan J. Porter interviewed Foster about the hardcover release.

Everything is Broken
by John Shirley

Promo copy:

Twenty-year-old Russ arrives in the northern California town of Freedom to visit his dad. Freedom has peculiarities other than its odd name: the local mayor”s ideas of "decentralization" have left it without normal connections to state or federal government and minimal public services. Russ meets an interesting young woman, Pendra, but before he can get to know much about Freedom or its people, a savage tsunami strikes the West Coast. The wave of human brutality that soon hits the isolated town proves more dangerous to the survivors than the natural disaster. Russ, his father, Pendra, and the other townsfolk must tap all their courage and ingenuity – and find strength they never knew they had – if they have any hope of living to find real freedom!

The Raven: Nameless Here For Evermore Part 2

As part of his ongoing column at New Pulp, Alan J. Porter is serializing our story “The Raven: Nameless Here For Evermore,” scheduled to appear in the not yet published Protectors anthology. The second segment appeared today.

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The Raven loomed over the shattered Buick lying on its side, a mix of steam, water, oil and blood seeping from it like some great wounded beast of burden. Returning his twin Colt .45 revolvers to their concealed shoulder holsters, he looked into the crushed interior. The remains of Dutch Mandel was spread all over the driver’s door and front seat, while in the back, a goon’s head lay at such an unnatural angle as to confirm that he had joined Dutch in whatever bit of the after-life two-bit hoods populated. So with Dutch, the twisted man, and the slaughtered calf at the deli all out of the way, that left one. Where was he?

In response, a baseball-bat powered blow smacked him in the back of his head.

The Raven staggered from the impact, placing his hands on the shattered car. Pivoting on his braced arms, he rose and shot his leg straight back in the direction of where he calculated the goon with the bat stood. Idiots never moved. Like bargain basement Babe Ruths, they wasted valuable seconds admiring their handy work. He felt his foot connect with stomach, and heard the rapid involuntary expulsion of air that followed. The Raven spun round and delivered a second kick–a round house this time–into the goon’s solar plexus, driving him back and to the ground.

His cape flowing behind him, The Raven strode over to the supine crook, placing a booted foot on the man’s heaving chest to prevent him rising. Withdrawing one of the .45s, he slowly and deliberately aimed it at the man’s forehead.

“Was it worth it?” the deep baritone voice, partly muffled by the scarf, sounded matter of fact, as if this man’s life was of little or no consequence.

Read more at New Pulp.

And here’s the first part.

The Raven: Nameless Here For Evermore Part 2 was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

The Raven: Nameless Here For Evermore Part 2

As part of his ongoing column at New Pulp, Alan J. Porter is serializing our story "The Raven: Nameless Here For Evermore," scheduled to appear in the not yet published Protectors anthology. The second segment appeared today.

Quote:
The Raven loomed over the shattered Buick lying on its side, a mix of steam, water, oil and blood seeping from it like some great wounded beast of burden. Returning his twin Colt .45 revolvers to their concealed shoulder holsters, he looked into the crushed interior. The remains of Dutch Mandel was spread all over the driver’s door and front seat, while in the back, a goon’s head lay at such an unnatural angle as to confirm that he had joined Dutch in whatever bit of the after-life two-bit hoods populated. So with Dutch, the twisted man, and the slaughtered calf at the deli all out of the way, that left one. Where was he?

In response, a baseball-bat powered blow smacked him in the back of his head.

The Raven staggered from the impact, placing his hands on the shattered car. Pivoting on his braced arms, he rose and shot his leg straight back in the direction of where he calculated the goon with the bat stood. Idiots never moved. Like bargain basement Babe Ruths, they wasted valuable seconds admiring their handy work. He felt his foot connect with stomach, and heard the rapid involuntary expulsion of air that followed. The Raven spun round and delivered a second kick–a round house this time–into the goon’s solar plexus, driving him back and to the ground.

His cape flowing behind him, The Raven strode over to the supine crook, placing a booted foot on the man’s heaving chest to prevent him rising. Withdrawing one of the .45s, he slowly and deliberately aimed it at the man’s forehead.

“Was it worth it?” the deep baritone voice, partly muffled by the scarf, sounded matter of fact, as if this man’s life was of little or no consequence.

Read more at New Pulp.

And here’s the first part.

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch – Nov edition

Although another light geek month, a few items of interest crop up. Recent movies Gnomeo and Juliet and Limitless make their Netflix premieres. If you aren’t getting enough of it on WGN, How I Met Your Mother is now available. As evident by previous months, many quality films and TV selections will appear that weren’t previously announced.

* denotes streaming for the first time via Netflix.
* denotes streaminng in HD
* denotes close captioning is available

Premiering November 1:
*Aeon Flux
Babes in Toyland (1986)
*The Car (1977)
Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)
*The Dark Hours
*Death Becomes Her
*Gnomeo and Juliet
*Hardware
*Out for a Kill
Supernova

Premiering November 3:
*The Shrine (2010)

Premiering November 4:
*Double Dragon

Premiering November 8:
*Naruto the Movie 2

Premiering November 10:
*Seed of Chucky

Premiering November 11:
**Camelot (2011)

Premiering November 15:
*John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up: Season 2

Premiering November 16:
Jet Li’s Fearless
*Limitless My review
*Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

Premiering November 18:
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Though not listed, I’m betting the rest of the trilogy will be avaible as well.

Premiering November 20:
The Game (1997)

Premiering November 25:
Final Destination 2

Premiering November 26:
*How I Met Your Mother Seasons 1-6

Premiering November 29:
*I Sell the Dead
*Vampires (2009)
*What the #$*! Do We Know!?

Info courtesy of

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch – Nov edition was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch – Nov edition

Although another light geek month, a few items of interest crop up. Recent movies Gnomeo and Juliet and Limitless make their Netflix premieres. If you aren’t getting enough of it on WGN, How I Met Your Mother is now available. As evident by previous months, many quality films and TV selections will appear that weren’t previously announced.

* denotes streaming for the first time via Netflix.
* denotes streaminng in HD
* denotes close captioning is available

Premiering November 1:
*Aeon Flux
Babes in Toyland (1986)
*The Car (1977)
Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)
*The Dark Hours
*Death Becomes Her
*Gnomeo and Juliet
*Hardware
*Out for a Kill
Supernova

Premiering November 3:
*The Shrine (2010)

Premiering November 4:
*Double Dragon

Premiering November 8:
*Naruto the Movie 2

Premiering November 10:
*Seed of Chucky

Premiering November 11:
**Camelot (2011)

Premiering November 15:
*John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up: Season 2

Premiering November 16:
Jet Li’s Fearless
*Limitless My review
*Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything

Premiering November 18:
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Though not listed, I’m betting the rest of the trilogy will be avaible as well.

Premiering November 20:
The Game (1997)

Premiering November 25:
Final Destination 2

Premiering November 26:
*How I Met Your Mother Seasons 1-6

Premiering November 29:
*I Sell the Dead
*Vampires (2009)
*What the #$*! Do We Know!?

Info courtesy of

Graphic novels received 10/28/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

The Zombies that ate the World – Book 1: Bring me back my Head!
Written by Jerry Frissen
Art by Guy Davis

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In Los Angeles in the year 2064, the dead have risen and corpses live again, cohabiting among us…well, somewhat. As a zombie apocalypse engulfs America, we follow a group of friends on a their journey to start a little business of their own: zombie catchers! Written by Jerry Frissen (Lucha Libre, The Tikitis), and illustrated by Guy Davis (B.P.R.D., The Marquis: Inferno), the two creators collaborate here to pay homage to the zombie genre, giving us a hilarious black comedy that will want you starved for more! Collects the first 4 issues of the DDP/Humanoids comics and features a whole new sketchbook section.

The Man Who Grew His Beard
by Olivier Schrauwen

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The Man Who Grew His Beard is Belgian cartoonist Olivier Schrauwen’s first American book after having staked a reputation over the last decade as one of Europe’s most talented storytellers. It collects seven short stories, each a head-spinning display of craft and storytelling that mixes early twentieth-century comics influences like Winsor McCay with a thoroughly contemporary voice that provokes and entertains with subversively surreal humor and subtle criticism of twentieth-century tropes and images. The stories themselves, though each stands alone, are intertwined thematically, offering peeks into the minds of semi-autistic, achingly isolated men and their feverish inner worlds and how they interact and contrast with their real environment. Though Schrauwen taps “surrealist” or “absurdist” impulses in his work, you will not read a more careful and precise collection of stories this year.

The stories included are: “Hair Types,” a hilarious piece that on the surface explores the pseudoscientific classification of personality as a function of hair but becomes something more akin to a fable about self-fulfilling prophecy; “Chromo Congo,” a silent story about two men on safari who meet a corpulent and obnoxious hunter; as well as “The Task,” “The Man Who Grew His Beard,” “The Lock,” “The Cave,” and “The Imaginist.”

Though this is Schrauwen’s first U.S. edition of comics, he has wowed American fans with his appearances in the anthology MOME over the last few years, and one of his MOME stories was one of three comics selected for the 2009 edition of Dave Eggers’s influential Best American Nonrequired Reading.

Antares: Episode 1
by Leo

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After the failure of the Betelgeuse colonisation mission, Kim is back on Earth, where she is an increasingly popular figure. Meanwhile, advance scouts on planet Antares have witnessed some distressingly strange events. Worried about the future of this new mission, the sponsors of the Antares project call upon Kim to accompany the first colonists, offering legal amnesty for Alexa and Mark in exchange. It’s the beginning of a new adventure for the young woman and her friends.

Dear Creature
by Jonathan Case

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Deep beneath the waves, a creature named Grue broods. He no longer wants to eat lusty beachgoers, no matter how their hormones call to him. A chorus of crabs urges him to reconsider. After all, people are delicious! But this monster has changed. Grue found Shakespeare’s plays in cola bottles and, through them, a new heart. Now he yearns to join the world above.

When his first attempt ends… poorly, Grue searches for the person who cast the plays into the sea. What he finds is love in the arms of Giulietta—a woman trapped in her own world. When she and Grue meet, Giulietta believes her prayers are answered. But people have gone missing and Giulietta’s nephew is the prime suspect. With his past catching up to him, Grue must decide if becoming a new man means ignoring the monster he was.

Rising from a brine of drive-in pulp and gentle poetry, Jonathan Case’s debut graphic novel Dear Creature is the love story you never imagined!

Graphic novels received 10/28/11 was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon