Lost Review: The Last Exorcism

MPM DecJan06

Beginning in December 2005 with my history of apes in film essay “Gorilla of Your Dreams” (the substantially update and revised version appears in The Apes of Wrath), I regularly contributed to Moving Pictures Magazine. First in the print incarnation and then for primarily the website. I contributed reviews and essays for the last three years of the publications existence. Following the June 2011 demise of both the print and website editions, all of the digital work for MPM disappeared into the ether. In the coming months (years?), I plan on reposting many of my reviews and article.

With tomorrow’s release of The Last Exorcism Part II, I thought I’d share my vilification of the original movie from August 2010.

The Last Exorcism

Review by Rick Klaw

Directed by Daniel Stamm
Starring Patrick Fabian, Louis Herthum, and Ashley Bell

Before the film actually starts, three factors affected the general impressions of The Last Exorcism: its rating, release date, and subject material. In regards to exorcism, Hollywood consistently produces inferior products centered around the topic with the three notable exceptions of The Exorcist, often cited as the scariest movie of all time, the terrifying Poltergeist, and the Tim Burton-helmed comedy Beetlejuice. Studios typically reserve the post-summer blockbuster season period of late August for lesser genre offerings; horror films that would not attract a wide audience and/or not scary enough for the Halloween crowd. A PG-13 immediately saddles the project with lower expectations among fans. As legendary horror film actor Bruce Cambell (Evil Dead films) puts it “You show me a PG-13 horror movie, and I’ll show you a sell out.” Directed by German filmmaker Daniel Stamm (A Necessary Death), The Last Exorcism fails to overcome these perceptions and actually further perpetuates them thanks to a ludicrous script, mediocre acting, and the worst kind of clichéd Hollywood horror ending.

A documentary film crew accompanies disillusioned evangelical minister and exorcist Cotton Mauer (Patrick Fabian), as he performs his final exorcism all while exposing the fraud behind the ritual. Widower Louis Sweetzer (Louis Herthum) summons Mauer to small town Louisiana for a combat with the demon that currently possesses Sweetzer’s teen daughter Neil (Ashley Bell).

Defying preconceptions, the first thirty minutes actually offers an enjoyable insider’s account of the workings behind a ministry and an exorcism. Mauer reveals his methods for deceiving the rubes within his flock and the even more fascinating manner in which exorcists make the supernatural real.

Rather than stick with that far more intriguing and unique track, the Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland (co-writers for Mail Order Wife) screenplay disappointingly degenerates into stereotypical fare, complete with attempts at cheap shocks, tiresome characters, and ineffectual red herrings. Toss in the most ludicrous and inane conclusion of the year, the not scary The Last Exorcism ultimately wastes 87 minutes better spent doing almost anything else. If only there was a way to exorcise this dismal movie-going experience.

You Drive Me Ape, You Big Gorilla

The League Lounge

Scott A. Cupp and I appeared on the most recent League of Extremely Ordinary Gentleman podcast. Not surprisingly, we discussed The Apes of Wrath and other important matters.

THE LEAGUE OF EXTREMELY ORDINARY GENTLEMEN: VOLUME 9, ISSUE 14: YOU DRIVE ME APE, YOU BIG GORILLA

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Klaw appearances in March

The release party, which attracted some 60 people and sold out of books, was just the beginning of my appearances to promote The Apes of Wrath.

 

 

March 2-3, Austin STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo

Staplegator

 

I’ve had long relationship with the annual event of alternative comics, books, and other crafts. First as a journalist (“Staple!” and “Fresh From the Comix World“) and then a panel moderator. This year will be my first as an exhibitor. My sometimes co-writer (“Nameless Here For Evermore” for The Protectors super hero anthology), author of several magnificent books on pop culture, and writer of the Cars comic Alan J. Porter and I share a table, showcasing our wares.

Beyond getting your signed copy of The Apes of Wrath, you can hangout with with special comic (James O’Barr, Steve Niles, Berni Wrightson), indie gaming (Jason Morningstar, Jeff Dee, Marc Majcher), webTV (Danni Danger, Sara Reihani, Jessica Mills), animation (Dax Norman, Kyle Sullivan, Bill Byrne), and pop culture podcast (Geek Bombast, The League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen, The Random Access Web TV Podcast) guests.

 

On March 2, I’ll will sneak out from the con for a few hours to attend another Austin event.

 

The Apes of Wrath

Author Signing
Join Rick at a meet and greet for his new book The Apes of Wrath. From the jungles of Tarzan to outer space and beyond, the apes in these remarkable tales boldly go where humans dare not… intertwining beloved classics with inventive new writings.

I’ll be signing with Nathan Smith, author of Apocalypse: King of Eden, Book 1.

 

 

After the signing, I’ll return to STAPLE! I’ll be there all day Sunday.

 

Then on March 21 at 6:30, I’ll make a Houston appearance at the legendary Murder By the Book.

 

There’s more to come including California appearances in April. When that’s all finalized, I’ll pass along the details.

 

I look forward to seeing everyone at these events.

 

 

Books received 2/10/13 Part II

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Peanut

Peanut

Written by Ayun Halliday
Illustrated by Paul Hoppe

Promo copy:

“A smart, affecting graphic young adult novel,” declares the New York Times.

Before you write me off as a delusional psycho, think about what it’s like to be thrown into a situation where everyone knows everyone… and no one knows you. Sadie has the perfect plan to snag some friends when she transfers to Plainfield High—pretend to have a peanut allergy. But what happens when you have to hand in that student health form your unsuspecting mom was supposed to fill out? And what if your new friends want to come over and your mom serves them snacks? (Peanut butter sandwich, anyone?) And then there’s the bake sale, when your teacher thinks you ate a brownie with peanuts. Graphic coming-of-age novels have huge cross-over potential, and Peanut is sure to appeal to adults and teens alike.

The Water Witch: A Novel (Fairwick Trilogy)

The Water Witch

by Juliet Dark
Cover by Clara Maria Pope

Promo copy:

Perfect for fans of Deborah Harkness and Elizabeth Kostova, The Water Watch is a breathtakingly sexy and atmospheric new novel of ancient folklore, passionate love, and thrilling magic.

After casting out a dark spirit, Callie McFay, a professor of gothic literature, has at last restored a semblance of calm to her rambling Victorian house. But in the nearby thicket of the honeysuckle forest, and in the currents of the rushing Undine stream, more trouble is stirring. . . .

The enchanted town of Fairwick’s dazzling mix of mythical creatures has come under siege from the Grove: a sinister group of witches determined to banish the fey back to their ancestral land. With factions turning on one another, all are cruelly forced to take sides. Callie’s grandmother, a prominent Grove member, demands her granddaughter’s compliance, but half-witch/half-fey Callie can hardly betray her friends and colleagues at the college. To stave off disaster, Callie enlists Duncan Laird, an alluring seductive academic who cultivates her vast magical potential, but to what end? Deeply conflicted, Callie struggles to save her beloved Fairwick, dangerously pushing her extraordinary powers to the limit—risking all, even the needs of her own passionate heart.

Includes a preview of Book Three of The Fairwick Trilogy: The Angel Stone

 

Edge of Dawn: A Midnight Breed Novel

Edge of Dawn

by Lara Adrian

Promo copy:

In this pulse-pounding and thrillingly sensual novel, New York Times bestselling author Lara Adrian returns to the mesmerizing world of the Midnight Breed, following new characters into a dark future where an uneasy peace can unravel into war—and a great betrayal can mask an all-consuming love.

Twenty years after the terror of First Dawn—when mankind learned that vampires lived secretly among them—the threat of violence reigns as the two species struggle to coexist. The only group preserving the fragile harmony is the Order, an elite cadre of Breed warriors dedicated to protecting humans and vampires alike. And in this precarious world of torn loyalties and shattered trust, Mira, a fiery squad captain, finds that every fight bears an intensely personal cost.

Raised among the Order, Mira has always believed in the warrior’s code of swift—and even lethal—justice. But the one thing she desires more than the Order’s hard-won acceptance is Kellan Archer, a sexy but troubled Breed fighter. In love with him since childhood, Mira once broke through his tough exterior during an unexpected night of rapture, but the next day he mysteriously disappeared, never to return.

Kellan didn’t think he would ever see Mira again—or have to confront the truth of why he left. After abandoning the Order years ago, he now leads a band of human rebels intent on carrying out their own vigilante rule of law. Yet a high-profile kidnapping assignment brings him face-to-face with the past he sought to avoid, and the striking woman he has tried desperately to forget. And as tensions mount and the risk of bloodshed grows, Kellan and Mira must take sides—between the competing missions that dominate their lives, and the electrifying passion that claims their hearts.

Tuf Voyaging

Tuf Voyaging

by George R. R. Martin
Cover by Patrick Knowles

Promo copy:

Long before A Game of Thrones became an international phenomenon, #1 New York Times bestselling author George R. R. Martin had taken his loyal readers across the cosmos. Now back in print after almost ten years, Tuf Voyaging is the story of quirky and endearing Haviland Tuf, an unlikely hero just trying to do right by the galaxy, one planet at a time.
 
Haviland Tuf is an honest space-trader who likes cats. So how is it that, in competition with the worst villains the universe has to offer, he’s become the proud owner of a seedship, the last remnant of Earth’s legendary Ecological Engineering Corps? Never mind; just be thankful that the most powerful weapon in human space is in good hands—hands which now have the godlike ability to control the genetic material of thousands of outlandish creatures.

Armed with this unique equipment, Tuf is set to tackle the problems that human settlers have created in colonizing far-flung worlds: hosts of hostile monsters, a population hooked on procreation, a dictator who unleashes plagues to get his own way . . . and in every case, the only thing that stands between the colonists and disaster is Tuf’s ingenuity—and his reputation as a man of integrity in a universe of rogues.

Books received 2/10/13 Part I

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Paprika (Vintage Contemporaries Original)

Paprika

by Yasutaka Tsutsui
Cover by Kelly Blair

Promo copy:

Widely acknowledged as Yasutaka Tsutsui’s masterpiece, Paprika unites his surreal, quirky imagination with a mind-bending narrative about a psychiatric institute that has developed the technology to invade people’s dreams.

When prototype models of a dream-invading device go missing at the Institute for Psychiatric Research, it transpires that someone is using them to drive people insane. Threatened both personally and professionally, brilliant psychotherapist Atsuko Chiba has to journey into the world of fantasy to fight her mysterious opponents. As she delves ever deeper into the imagination, the borderline between dream and reality becomes increasingly blurred, and nightmares begin to leak into the everyday realm. The scene is set for a final showdown between the dream detective and her enemies, with the subconscious as their battleground, and the future of the waking world at stake.

 

Ghost Spin

Ghost Spin

by Chris Moriarty

Promo copy:

Award-winning author Chris Moriarty returns to a dazzling cyber-noir far future in this gritty, high-stakes thriller where the only rule is “Evolve . . . or die.”

The Age of Man is ending. The UN’s sprawling interstellar empire is failing as its quantum teleportation network collapses, turning once-viable colonies into doomed island outposts. Humanity’s only hope of survival is the Drift: a mysterious region of space where faster-than-light travel—or something far stranger—seems possible. As mercenaries and pirates flock to the Drift, the cold war between the human-led UN and the clone-dominated Syndicates heats up. Whoever controls the Drift will chart the future course of human evolution—and no one wants to be left behind in a universe where the price of failure is extinction.

When the AI called Cohen ventures into the Drift, he dies—allegedly by his own hand—and his consciousness is scattered across the cosmos. Some of his ghosts are still self-aware. Some are insane. And one of them hides a secret worth killing for. Enter Major Catherine Li, Cohen’s human (well, partly human) lover, who embarks on a desperate search to solve the mystery of Cohen’s death—and put him back together. But Li isn’t the only one interested in Cohen’s ghosts. Astrid Avery, a by-the-book UN navy captain, is on the hunt. So is William Llewellyn, a pirate who has one of the ghosts in his head, which is slowly eating him alive. Even the ghosts have their own agendas. And lurking behind them all is a pitiless enemy who will stop at nothing to make sure the dead don’t walk again.

 

Pathfinder Tales: Liar's Blade

Pathfinder Tales: Liar’s Blade

by Tim Pratt
Cover by Tyler Jacobson

Promo copy:

With strength, wit, rakish charm, and a talking sword named Hrym, Rodrick has all the makings of a classic hero – except for the conscience. Instead, he and Hrym live a high life as scoundrels, pulling cons and parting the weak from their gold. When a mysterious woman invites them along on a quest into the frozen north in pursuit of a legendary artifact, it seems like a prime opportunity to make some easy coin – especially if there’s a chance for a double-cross. Along with a hooded priest and a half-elven tracker, the team sets forth into a land of witches, yetis, and ancient magic. As the miles wear on, however, Rodrick’s companions begin acting steadily stranger, leading man and sword to wonder what exactly they’ve gotten themselves into… From Hugo Award-winner Tim Pratt, author of City of the Fallen Sky, comes a bold new tale of ice, magic, and questionable morality set in the world of the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game.

The Death Cure (Maze Runner Series #3)

The Death Cure (Maze Runner Series #3)

by James Dashner
Cover by Philip Straub

Promo copy:

Thomas knows that WICKED can’t be trusted, but they say the time for lies is over, that they’ve collected all they can from the Trials and now must rely on the Gladers, with full memories restored, to help them with their ultimate mission. To complete the blueprint for the cure to the Flare.

What Wicked doesn’t know is that something’s happened that no Trial or Variable could have foreseen. Thomas has remembered far more than they think. And he knows that he can’t believe a word of what WICKED says.

The time for lies is over. But the truth is more dangerous than Thomas could ever imagine.

Graphic novels/comics received 2/10/13 DC/Vertigo edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

 

Green Arrow #17

Written by Jeff Lemire
Art by Andrea Sorrentino

Promo copy:

• Welcome the new team of writer JEFF LEMIRE and artist ANDREA SORRENTINO!

• As Ollie struggles to come to terms with the loss of his fortune, his company and his heritage, he discovers a shocking truth about his father that ties to his time stranded on an island before he became Green Arrow.

• Plus: Green Arrow battles the deadly archer known as Komodo!

 

Justice League, Vol. 2: The Villain's Journey (The New 52)

Justice League, Vol. 2: The Villain’s Journey

Written by Geoff Johns
Art by Jim Lee, Scott Williams, Gene Ha, and Carlos D’Anda

 Promo copy:

The Justice League is the greatest force for good the world has ever seen. But not everyone sees them that way.

Their never-ending battle against evil results in casualties beyond its super-powered, costumed combatants. The League’s attempts to safeguard innocent lives cannot save everybody. Unbeknownst to Earth’s greatest champions, their greatest triumph may contain the seeds of their greatest defeat.

For heroes are not the only people who face tragedy and are reborn as something greater than they were before. Villains can take this journey, too.

And once they start out on this dark path, the road could lead straight to the destruction of the Justice League….

The New York Times bestselling team of Geoff Johns (Green Lantern) and Jim Lee (Batman: Hush) are joined by artists Gene Ha (Top 10) and Carlos D’Anda (Deathblow) for JUSTICE LEAGUE VOL. 2: THE VILLAIN’S JOURNEY, collecting issues #7-12 of the series. Can the world’s greatest super heroes survive a voyage deep into the heart of darkness? It all ends with one of the most shocking … and surprising moments in DC history!

 

Sweet Tooth #4o

by Jeff Lemire

Promo copy:

Gus’s journey comes to an end and the fate of the hybrids is revealed in the final issue of the acclaimed Vertigo series!

I’m interviewed at Suvudu & other Apes news

Matt Staggs, who calls The Apes of Wrath “fantastic,” interviews me for Suvudu about the origin of the book and my longtime fascination with apes.

Okay, why apes? I know you like them, but why, and why create an anthology about them?

The interest started when I was a child with King Kong (the original not the blasphemous 1976 remake) and The Planet of the Apes.Here were humanlike creatures—far more powerful than me who appeared in control but ultimately not. In my youth I identified with that loss of control. My parents divorced when I was very young. My father for all intensive purposes abandoned me. The apes and those lessons made me realize that no matter how grownup (or to my youthful mind “powerful”) and in charge I felt, things could change in a moment’s notice. Much like Kong in chains, I often lashed out to no avail.

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Did you limit yourself to a particular kind of ape? Did some monkeys sneak in? What about ape-like creatures?

My favorites are gorillas, probably coming from my initial love of King Kong. Ape-like creatures can be fun as sometimes monkeys. In this book I chose stories with apes playing a prominent or important role. Much like the presence of an airship doesn’t make it steampunk nor a computer cyberpunk, a tale needs more than just mention of an ape to be an ape story.

Breaks between stories

What are some of your favorite fictional apes from any medium?

Obviously King Kong. Others include the Flash villain Gorilla Grodd, Mojo Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls, Zira from The Planet of the Apes, Joe Young from Mighty Joe Young, Sam Simeon from Angel and the Ape, and Tarzan’s mother Kala.

 

Check out the rest of it at Suvudu.

 

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And in other Apes news this came across the interwebs via Tumblr from AlkthashicArchive:

The Apes of Wrath… Okay pack it up speculative fiction anthologies, go home. We’ve found the best anthology ever.

 

I’m a humbled by all the positive feedback to the book.

Books received 1/27/13 Del Rey edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

The Best of All Possible Worlds: A Novel

The Best of All Possible Worlds

by Karen Lord

Promo copy:
Karen Lord’s debut novel, the multiple-award-winning Redemption in Indigo, announced the appearance of a major new talent—a strong, brilliantly innovative voice fusing Caribbean storytelling traditions and speculative fiction with subversive wit and incisive intellect. Compared by critics to such heavyweights as Nalo Hopkinson, China Miéville, and Ursula K. Le Guin, Lord does indeed belong in such select company—yet, like them, she boldly blazes her own trail.

Now Lord returns with a second novel that exceeds the promise of her first. The Best of All Possible Worlds is a stunning science fiction epic that is also a beautifully wrought, deeply moving love story.

A proud and reserved alien society finds its homeland destroyed in an unprovoked act of aggression, and the survivors have no choice but to reach out to the indigenous humanoids of their adopted world, to whom they are distantly related. They wish to preserve their cherished way of life but come to discover that in order to preserve their culture, they may have to change it forever.

Now a man and a woman from these two clashing societies must work together to save this vanishing race—and end up uncovering ancient mysteries with far-reaching ramifications. As their mission hangs in the balance, this unlikely team—one cool and cerebral, the other fiery and impulsive—just may find in each other their own destinies . . . and a force that transcends all.

The Daylight War: Book Three of The Demon Cycle

The Daylight War:
Book Three of The Demon Cycle

by Peter V. Brett
Cover by Larry Rostant

Promo copy:

With The Warded Man and The Desert Spear, Peter V. Brett surged to the front rank of contemporary fantasy, standing alongside giants in the field such as George R. R. Martin, Robert Jordan, and Terry Brooks. The Daylight War, the eagerly anticipated third volume in Brett’s internationally bestselling Demon Cycle, continues the epic tale of humanity’s last stand against an army of demons that rise each night to prey on mankind.

On the night of the new moon, the demons rise in force, seeking the deaths of two men, both of whom have the potential to become the fabled Deliverer, the man prophesied to reunite the scattered remnants of humanity in a final push to destroy the demon corelings once and for all.

Arlen Bales was once an ordinary man, but now he has become something more—the Warded Man, tattooed with eldritch wards so powerful they make him a match for any demon. Arlen denies he is the Deliverer at every turn, but the more he tries to be one with the common folk, the more fervently they believe. Many would follow him, but Arlen’s path threatens to lead to a dark place he alone can travel to, and from which there may be no returning.

The only one with hope of keeping Arlen in the world of men, or joining him in his descent into the world of demons, is Renna Tanner, a fierce young woman in danger of losing herself to the power of demon magic.

Ahmann Jardir has forged the warlike desert tribes of Krasia into a demon-killing army and proclaimed himself Shar’Dama Ka, the Deliverer. He carries ancient weapons—a spear and a crown—that give credence to his claim, and already vast swaths of the green lands bow to his control.

But Jardir did not come to power on his own. His rise was engineered by his First Wife, Inevera, a cunning and powerful priestess whose formidable demon bone magic gives her the ability to glimpse the future. Inevera’s motives and past are shrouded in mystery, and even Jardir does not entirely trust her.

Once Arlen and Jardir were as close as brothers. Now they are the bitterest of rivals. As humanity’s enemies rise, the only two men capable of defeating them are divided against each other by the most deadly demons of all—those lurking in the human heart.

The Night of the Swarm (Chathrand Voyage)

The Night of the Swarm

by Robert V.S. Redick
Cover by Craig Howell

Promo copy:

Robert V. S. Redick brings his acclaimed fantasy series The Chathrand Voyage to a triumphant close that merits comparison to the work of such masters as George R. R. Martin, Philip Pullman, and J.R.R. Tolkien himself. The evil sorcerer Arunis is dead, yet the danger has not ended. For as he fell, beheaded by the young warrior-woman Thasha Isiq, Arunis summoned the Swarm of Night, a demonic entity that feasts on death and grows like a plague. If the Swarm is not destroyed, the world of Alifros will become a vast graveyard. Now Thasha and her comrades—the tarboy Pazel Pathkendle and the mysterious wizard Ramachni—begin a quest that seems all but impossible. Yet there is hope: One person has the power to stand against the Swarm: the great mage Erithusmé. Long thought dead, Erithusmé lives, buried deep in Thasha’s soul. But for the mage to live again, Thasha Isiq may have to die.

God of War II

God of War II

by Robert E. Vardeman
Cover by Charlie Wen

Promo copy:

All the majesty and mayhem of Greek mythology springs to life once more in the powerful second novel based on the bestselling and critically acclaimed God of War® franchise.

Once the mighty warrior Kratos was a slave to the gods, bound to do their savage bidding. After destroying Ares, the God of War, Kratos was granted his freedom by Zeus—and even given the ousted god’s throne on Olympus.

But the other gods of the pantheon didn’t take kindly to Kratos’s ascension and, in turn, conspired against him. Banished, Kratos must ally himself with the despised Titans, ancient enemies of the Olympians, in order to take revenge and silence the nightmares that haunt him.

God of War II takes the videogame’s action to electrifying new heights, and adds ever more fascinating layers to the larger-than-life tale of Kratos.

Books received 1/27/13 Pyr edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

 

Power Under Pressure (The Society of Steam, Book Three)

Power Under Pressure
(The Society of Steam, Book Three)

by Andrew P. Mayer
Cover by Justin Gerard
Interior illustrations by Nicholas Stahlman

Promo copy:

This is an adrenaline-fuelled steam-punk adventure series that will have you one the edge of your seat to the very last page. The Society of Paragons is gone – destroyed from within by traitors and enemies. With the death of The Industrialist and the rebirth of the Iron-Clad as a monstrous half-human creature known as “The Shell,” Lord Eschaton now has almost everything he needs to cover the world in fortified smoke and rebuild it in his image – everything except for the mechanical heart of the Automaton. The device is nearer than he knows. Just across the East River, hiding in a Brooklyn Junkyard, Sarah Stanton is trying to come to restore the mechanical man to life. But before she can rebuild her friend, she must first discover the indomitable power of her own heart and save herself. Only then will she be able to forge a ragtag group of repentant villains, damaged Paragons, and love-mad geniuses into the team of heroes known as “The Society of Steam.”

The Crossing (Blood of the Lamb: Book One)

The Crossing
(Blood of the Lamb: Book One)

by Mandy Hager
Cover by Larry Rostant

Promo copy:

A compelling dystopian novel;

winner of the 2010 New Zealand Post Children’s Book Awards: Young Adult Fiction

Maryam refused to play by the Rules, and now they’re out to get her blood. . .
The people of Onewere, a small island in the Pacific, know that they are special—chosen by the great Apostles of the Lamb to survive the deadly Tribulation that consumed the Earth. Now, from their Holy City in the rotting cruise ship Star of the Sea, the Apostles control the population—manipulating texts from the Holy Book to implant themselves as living gods. But what the people of Onewere don’t know is this: the white elite will stop at nothing to meet their own bloodthirsty needs . . .

When Maryam crosses from child to woman, she must leave everything she has ever known and make a Crossing of another kind. But life inside the Holy City is not as she had dreamed, and she is faced with the unthinkable: obey the Apostles and very likely die, or turn her back on every belief she once held dear.

The Crossing is a fast, suspenseful drama underpinned by a powerful and moving story
about love and loss.

 

Earth Girl

Earth Girl

by Janet Edwards

Promo copy:

Just because she’s confined to the planet, doesn’t mean she can’t reach for the stars.

2788. Only the handicapped live on Earth. Eighteen-year-old Jarra is among the one in a thousand people born with an immune system that cannot survive on other planets. Sent to Earth at birth to save her life, she has been abandoned by her parents. She can’t travel to other worlds, but she can watch their vids, and she knows all the jokes they make. She’s an “ape,” a “throwback,” but this is one ape girl who won’t give in.

Jarra makes up a fake military background for herself and joins a class of norms who are on Earth for a year of practical history studies excavating the dangerous ruins of the old cities. She wants to see their faces when they find out they’ve been fooled into thinking an ape girl was a norm. She isn’t expecting to make friends with the enemy, to risk her life to save norms, or to fall in love.

 

The Devil's Looking Glass (The Swords of Albion, Book 3)

The Devil’s Looking Glass
(The Swords of Albion, Book 3)

by Mark Chadbourn
Cover by Chris McGrath

Promo copy:

James Bond adventure in the court of Queen Elizabeth!

 

1593: The dreaded alchemist, magician, and spy Dr. John Dee is missing. . . .
Terror sweeps through the court of Queen Elizabeth, for in Dee’s possession is an obsidian mirror, an object of great power which, legend says, could set the world afire. And so the call goes out to celebrated swordsman, adventurer and rake Will Swyfte—find Dee and his looking glass and return them to London before disaster strikes. But when Will discovers the mirror might solve the mystery that has haunted him for years—the fate of his lost love, Jenny—the stakes become acutely personal.

With London under siege by supernatural powers, time is running out. Will is left with no choice but to pursue the alchemist to the devil-haunted lands of the New World—in the very shadow of the terrifying fortress home of the Unseelie Court. Surrounded by an army of unearthly fiends, with only his sword and a few brave friends at his back, the realm’s greatest spy must be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice—or see all he loves destroyed.

The Apes of Wrath Release Party

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Come join editor Richard Klaw and contributor Howard Waldrop at Tom’s Tabooley on February 7 in Austin, TX as they celebrate the release of The Apes of Wrath.

This unique anthology with 17 simian-laden stories by Edgar Rice Burroughs, Franz Kafka, Gustave Flaubert, Joe R. Lansdale, Edgar Allen Poe, Howard Waldrop, Karen Joy Fowler, and others journeys to the Rue Morgue, the jungles of Tarzan, the fables of Aesop, outer space, and beyond. More than just a literary exploration of apes, this volume also include four original essays on various aspects of apes in pop culture and a foreword by Rise of the Planet of the Apes director Rupert Wyatt.

Eat, drink, and experience the book that Publishers Weekly declared “a powerful exploration of the blurry line between animal and human.”

Austin Books will be on hand, selling copies.

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