The cure is worse than the disease!

[ Shocked Mood: Shocked ]
Sadly, this Guardian article reads like a bad sf parable.

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Hypothetical question: You’re heartsick about global warming, so you’ve just paid $25,000 to put a solar system on the roof of your home. How do you respond to news that it was manufactured with a chemical that is 17,000 times stronger than carbon dioxide as a cause of global warming?

It may sound like somebody’s idea of a bad joke. But last month, a study from the Scripps Institution of Oceanography reported that nitrogen trifluoride (NF3), with a global warming potential of 17,000, is now present in the atmosphere at four times the expected level and rapidly rising. Use of NF3 is currently booming, for products from computer chips and flats-screen LCDs to thin-film solar photovoltaics, an economical and increasingly popular solar power format.

wow… that sucks!

Stuff received 11/14/08

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Elsewhere by William Peter Blatty

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This incredible haunted house novel from William Peter Blatty, the legendary author of The Exorcist, is disturbing, unsettling, chilling, and laced with a nasty streak of dark humor. Elsewhere is a must-have for all fans of dark fiction and sure to become a time-honored classic in the genre.

1942 by Robert Conroy

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The sneak attack on Pearl Harbor is widely regarded as a major defeat for the U.S. Navy. However, if Japanese Admiral Nagumo had only followed his orders, the results would have been catastrophic. Nagumo was supposed to launch a final attack, but decided he couldn’t afford the few hours necessary to hit the mundane remaining targets. In the alternate history audio 1942, Nagumo’s mind is changed and he attacks. Pearl Harbor is no longer viable as a base and Hawaii cannot be reinforced, which leads to a Japanese invasion of the islands.

Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game

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Based on the epic and widely-acclaimed new Sci Fi Channel series, Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game is an exciting game of mistrust, intrigue, and the struggle for survival. In the Battlestar Galactica: The Board Game, players play one of ten of their favorite characters from the show, each with their own unique abilities and weaknesses, and must all work together in order for humanity to have any hope of survival. However, one or more players in every game secretly side with the Cylons, and players must attempt to expose the traitor while fuel shortages, food contaminations, and political unrest threaten to tear the fleet apart! The game comes complete with 10 character cards, 32 highly-detailed plastic ships, high-quality card board tokens, hundreds of cards, and a game board with resource counters.

Sometimes life is not fair. I had plans to play this for the first time tonight but I’ve developed a cold. Hopefully, I’ll feel better by Sunday, when I’ll be able to play again. Looks cool and the initial reviews have been stellar. More on this later…

And I thought I was being harsh…

In my recent review of Quantum of Solace, I worried that I was being overly critical when I called the film "a mediocre addition to the Bond mythos" or when I declared "the most disappointing movie of the year." But after reading Robert Wilonsky’s review in City Pages, I realized I wasn’t critical enough.

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At 106 minutes, it’s the shortest of the Bond films, but it feels like one of the longest as it bounces hither and yon only to wind up stranded in a Bolivian desert, where baddie Dominic Greene (The Diving Bell and the Butterfly‘s Mathieu Amalric) is sucking the sand dry of its underwater river. Yawn. Used to be, Bond villains were larger-than-life Evil Geniuses who at least had Grand Aspirations to take over the world, bwah-haw-haw; now, the bad guy’s just a phony environmentalist with a thing for deposed dictators and dry wells.

And you know what? He’s right on. I should have been far more critical but I allowed my love for Bond and Casino Royale to unduly influence the review. I soft pedaled it.

Some more spot on critiques courtesy of Wilonsky:

"Quantum is a spastic, indecipherable, unholy, and altogether unwatchable mess."

"[It is as though they] filmed Quantum on a roller coaster and cut the movie with a food processor set on ‘unintelligible.’"

"[T]here’s no need to worry about where Quantum of Solace fits in the Bond pantheon—it’s easily one of the worst."

Ouch.

While I realize this will fall on deaf ears, wait for the video. Stay home… read a book.. play some games… do whatever else and save your hard earned money. Quantum promises nothing but disappointment.

Stuff received 11/10/08

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Y: The Last Man Book One Deluxe Edition by Written by Brian K. Vaughan; Art by Pia Guerra and Jose Marzan, Jr.; Cover by Massimo Carnevale

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The first ten issues of the award-winning series written by Brian K. Vaughan (EX MACHINA, Lost) are collected in an oversized hardcover with a new cover! Don’t miss the amazing SF epic that Stephen King called "The best graphic novel I’ve ever read."

RevSF was in on this from the beginning:

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Y : The Last Man #4 (DC Comics/Vertigo, $2.95)

After reading the first issue of this series, I think this book could be Vertigo’s next major hit. Y tells the story of Yorick Brown, the last man on earth. Brian K. Vaughn’s script for the first issue was smart, funny, thoughtful and engaging. You will be kicking yourself later if you miss out on this great series in the making.

From Evan Cantrell’s Two-Cent Review: August 2002 Preview (August 8, 2002).

Succubus Takes Manhattan by Nina Harper

The sequel to Succubus in the City. I don’t think I’m quite their target market.

The Caryatids by Bruce Sterling

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In the vein of William Gibson’s Pattern Recognition and Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash, The Caryatids looks at the near future and forecasts not just our problems, but incredible solutions using technology currently under development. The caryatids are three identical clone sisters: Vera, a pollution expert who’s dealing with worldwide cleanup efforts; Mila, media star extraordinaire and member of the most powerful family-firm in southern California; and Sonja, a medical specialist stationed deep within China’s Gobi Desert. All three have the brains and the talents desperately needed to save a world suffering from global warning, runaway pollution, and uncontrolled political maneuvering. Too bad their explosive family history has left them hating each other…

Dragonheart by Todd J. McCaffrey

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Todd McCaffrey’s first solo novel in the classic Dragonriders of Pern series, Dragonsblood, was hailed by critics and embraced by the countless devoted readers of the landmark science fiction saga created by his mother, Anne McCaffrey. Now the chronicles of Pern take another captivating turn as the embattled planet, the brave pioneers who call it home, and the magnificent flame-breathing creatures who fly high to protect it confront a dire new challenge.
The grim specter of sickness looms over the Weyrs of Pern, felling fire-lizards and posing a potentially devastating threat to their dragon cousins, Pern’s sole defense against the deadly phenomenon that is Thread. Fiona, the youngest and only surviving daughter of Lord Bemin, is just coming of age, and about to assume the duties of a Weyrwoman, when word spreads that dragons have indeed begun succumbing to the new contagion. With the next season of Threadfall quickly approaching, and the already diminished ranks of the dragons once more under siege, every Weyr across Pern is in crisis mode. It is hardly the time for disturbing distractions–such as the strange voice Fiona suddenly hears in her mind at the darkest and most urgent moments.

Circumstances and the mood of the weyrfolk worsen when advance patrols relay the dreaded news that black dust–the unmistakable herald of falling Thread–has been sighted. As more dragons sicken and die, leaving only a new generation of weyrlings too young to succeed them, Weyrleader B’Nik and queen rider Lorana arrive from Benden Weyr to comb Fort Weyr’s archives in a desperate search for clues from the past that may hold the solution to the plague.

But could the actual past itself prove the pathway to salvation for Pern’s stricken dragons and the entire imperiled planet? Guided by a mysterious ally from a wholly unexpected place, and trusting in the unique dragon gift for transcending time, Fiona will join a risky expedition with far-reaching consequences for both Pern’s future and her personal destiny.

Wall*E 3 Disc Special Edition

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The highly acclaimed director of FINDING NEMO and the creative storytellers behind CARS and RATATOUILLE transport you to a galaxy not so far away for a new cosmic comedy adventure about a determined robot named WALL-E.

After hundreds of lonely years of doing what he was built for, the curious and lovable WALL-E discovers a new purpose in life when he meets a sleek search robot named EVE. Join them and a hilarious cast of characters on a fantastic journey across the universe. Transport yourself to a fascinating new world with Disney-Pixar’s latest adventure, now even more astonishing on DVD and loaded with bonus features, including the exclusive animated short film BURN-E. WALL-E is a film your family will want to enjoy over and over again.

1. BURN-E Hilarious, All-New Animated Short Bringing Light To The Galaxy Eventual-E, 2. BnL Shorts An Amusing Peek Into The Inner Workings Of The Buy n Large Corporation, 3. Lots Of Bots Storybook This Imaginative Storybook Comes To Life Loaded With Fun Games, 4. Making Of Featurettes, 5. Bot Files Get To Know WALL-E’s Robot Friends, 6. DisneyFile Digital Copy Watch Your DVD In The Living Room And Your DisneyFile Digital Copy On The Go, 7. Presto Amazing Animated Theatrical Short Film, 8. Deleted Scenes, 9. Sneak Peek WALL-E’s Tour Of The Universe WALL-E Takes You On A Real Ride Through Space, 10. Animation Sound Design: Building Worlds From The Sound Up Legendary Sound Designer Ben Burtt Shares Secrets Of Creating The Sounds Of WALL-E, 11. Audio Commentary With Director Andrew Stanton, 12. The Pixar Story By Leslie Iwerks An Award-Winning Filmmaker Tells The Riveting Story Of The Innovative Company That Revolutionized Hollywood, 13. Additional Deleted Scenes, 14. WALL-E’s Treasures And Trinkets Hilarious Moments

Considering Wall*E was the most entertaining movies of the year, I’m looking forward to watching these extras and seeing the film again.

Pretty sure I need one of these… what about you?

BRUCE CAMPBELL 12" FIGURE

On sale Apr 15
12" fully articulated doll, includes seven accessories
Comes packaged in a deluxe collector’s box
$89.99

One of the most anticipated genre movie releases of the year is My Name Is Bruce, starring the cult hero (or is that antihero?) Bruce Campbell. Campbell is abducted from his trailer-park home to fight against Guan Di, a Chinese war deity. Thinking it all a joke, although thinking clearly is not one of his strong suits in this picture, Mr. Campbell discovers that it all is real, much to his shock and dismay. Mayhem ensues.

The fully articulated doll is formed from a 3-D scan of Campbell himself. Besides a custom fabric miniature version of his actual Hawaiian shirt, which was loaned to us by Mr. Campbell, proving that he’s the kind of partner who would "give you the shirt off his back," an array of movie-specific accessories are included.

Two of these are miniature "angel" and "devil" versions of Mr. Campbell. They attach to his shoulders using hidden magnets. Additionally, we have:

Shemps Olde Tyme Whiskey

A Bruce collectible toy in melted package

Refreshing Lemon Drink bottle

A miniature Chins book

A big honkin’ gun with price tag still attached

Puzzled? You won’t be once you have seen the movie.

I especially love the angel and devil Bruces and the miniature Chins book! Gotta love it…

My review of I Live Here

My review of the extraordinary I Live Here runs in this week’s San Antonio Current.

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Celebrity philanthropic efforts often center around a few photo opportunities showcased to further a career. These usually well-meaning events generally turn a fleeting spotlight on the truly needy, such as the numerous Africa plights, conquered Tibet, or the disaster relief du jour. With I Live Here, Mia Kirshner (The L Word) shines an unwavering, informative light on important and troubling non-U.S.-centric issues in a truthful and often disturbing manner. She elevates celebrity philanthropic efforts to an extraordinary new level of sophistication in content and style.

Kirshner visited four ravaged areas, conducting interviews with the women and children most affected. I Live Here compiles her encounters in Ingushetia, Burma, Ciudad Juárez, and Malawi in a graphically intense series of four oversized, thin paperbacks wrapped inside a hardcover case. Each book also contains a graphic novella, and two of the volumes offer related short stories.

Be sure to check out the book’s incredible site.


Books received 11/3/08– Del Rey edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Dragon in Chains by Daniel Fox

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Set in an imaginary realm that both is and isn’t feudal China, Dragon in Chains is at once period piece and fantasy novel. Fox’s book fills a unique niche while at the same time presents familiar archetypes that every fan of classic fantasy can relate– pirates, monks, and magicians, with a dragon at the center of the tale. Dragon in Chains is a beautifully written historical fantasy with unparalleled story and mythos.

Deposed by a usurper, the rightful emperor– a young boy name Chien– is forced to flee to the remote island of Taishu. In the mountains of this island, a young miner finds a huge stone of jade– a magical mineral whose ingestion gifts the emperor with superhuman attributes. Meanwhile, a vicious pirate captain has slaughtered a community of monks, and his boy slave has assumed the terrible burden of keeping a great dragon imprisoned beneath the strait separating Taishu from the mainland.

Anyone want try and decipher that first paragraph?

The Engine’s Child by Holly Phillips

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From acclaimed author Holly Phillips comes a major work of visionary fantasy in the vein of Jeff Vandermeer and China Miéville. As richly detailed as it is evocative, the vivid prose of this ambitious novel illuminates a lushly imagined world poised on the brink of revolution.

Lanterns and flickering bulbs light the shadowy world of the rasnan, the island at the edge of a world-spanning ocean that harbors, in its ivory towers and mossy temples, the descendants of men and women who long ago fled a world ruined by magical and technological excess. But not all the island’s inhabitants are resigned to exile. A mysterious brotherhood seeks to pry open doors that lead back to their damaged, dangerous homeland. Others risk the even greater danger of flight, seeking new lands and new freedoms in the vast, uncharted sea.

Amid a web of conspiracy and betrayal, three people threaten to shatter this fragile world. Scheming Lord Ghar, faithful to lost gods and forbidden lore, plays an intricate power game; Lady Vashmarna, an iron-willed ruler, conceals a guilty secret behind her noble façade; and Moth, a poor, irreverent novice, holds perhaps the darkest power of all: a mysterious link to a shadowy force that may prove to be humanity’s final hope–or its ultimate doom.

Gears of War: Aspho Fields by Karen Traviss

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For the first time, fans of the blockbuster Gears of War video games get an in-depth look at Delta Squad’s toughest fighters–soldier’s soldier Marcus Fenix and rock-solid Dominic Santiago–as well as a detailed account of the pivotal battle of the Pendulum Wars.

As kids, the three of them were inseparable; as soldiers, they were torn apart. Marcus Fenix and Dominic Santiago fought alongside Dom’s elder brother Carlos at Aspho Fields in the epic battle that changed the course of the Pendulum Wars. There’s a new war to fight now, a war for mankind’s very survival. But while the last human stronghold on Sera braces itself for another onslaught from the Locust Horde, ghosts come back to haunt Marcus and Dom. For Marcus–decorated war hero, convicted traitor–the return of an old comrade threatens to dredge up an agonizing secret he’s sworn to keep.

As the beleaguered Gears of the Coalition of Ordered Governments take a last stand to save mankind from extermination, the harrowing decisions made at Aspho Fields have to be re-lived and made again. Marcus and Dom can take anything the Locust Horde throws at them–but will their friendship survive the truth about Carlos Santiago?

The Horror Stories of Robert E. Howard

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Here are Howard’s greatest horror tales, all in their original, definitive versions. Some of Howard’s best-known characters–Solomon Kane, Bran Mak Morn, and sailor Steve Costigan among them–roam the forbidding locales of the author’s fevered imagination, from the swamps and bayous of the Deep South to the fiend-haunted woods outside Paris to remote jungles in Africa.

The collection includes Howard’s masterpiece “Pigeons from Hell,” which Stephen King calls “one of the finest horror stories of [the twentieth] century,” a tale of two travelers who stumble upon the ruins of a Southern plantation–and into the maw of its fatal secret. In “Black Canaan” even the best warrior has little chance of taking down the evil voodoo man with unholy powers–and none at all against his wily mistress, the diabolical High Priestess of Damballah. In these and other lavishly illustrated classics, such as the revenge nightmare “Worms of the Earth” and “The Cairn on the Headland,” Howard spins tales of unrelenting terror, the legacy of one of the world’s great masters of the macabre.

It doesn’t get much better than this. I’ve previously written extensively about REH and even blogged about this book in particular.

Plus, it’s The December selection for the Dark Forces Book Group.

Latest Nexus Graphica is available

The latest edition of my graphic novel column Nexus Graphica went live today albeit with a more political slant.

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This morning a friend revealed his Obama presidency fears to me. While he stands firmly with the candidate, desiring a change from the Republican rush to ruin of the previous eight years, he fears the neo-Nazi racists of the extreme far right, fermented by the assertions of neo-cons and their new poster child, Sarah Palin, that the black, falsely-labeled Muslim, pro-choice, baby-eating (OK, I made that one up), Barak Obama and his "terrorist" friends will destroy the so-called "real" America of the pro-life, gun-toting, evangelical Christians. My friend worries that shortly into Obama’s term, one of those nutcases will assassinate the president, and plunge the U.S. into decades of political and civil strife. This unlikely scenario lies beyond my friend’s control, yet it paralyzes and consumes him.

I understand the instinct to freeze when confronted with the overwhelming. I encounter a similar situation every day, albeit without the additional pressure of a potential disaster some months away.

I do go on to discuss The Man Called Nova, the Legion of Superheroes, Herbie, Stardust, and several other comics.

King of the Hill is over the hill

This came from Yahoo News today.

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"King of the Hill" is over the hill at Fox, which is canceling the long-running animated comedy.

Final episodes of the half-hour series, now in its 13th year, likely will air during the 2009-10 season, Fox said Friday. The network recently ordered 13 new episodes, and animated series have a long production schedule.

King of the Hill, much like Simpsons reached its expiration date quite sometime ago, but it’s still sad to see. The lives of Hank Hill, his family and friend, actually offered a fairly accurate portrayal of Texans.

Thanks for the thirteen fun-filled seasons.

My review of the Changeling

I reviewed the new Eastwood-directed, Jolie-starring film Changeling for Moving Pictures. Seeing as how this is J. Michael Straczynski’s feature film script debut, I thought many of the Revolutionaries out there would be interested.

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Perhaps the movie’s biggest flaw, veteran TV writer J. Michael Straczynski’s feature film script debut moves slowly and goes on far too long, with multiple false endings, including two extended prison scenes and an apocryphal moment four years after the main tale. The story suffers from a linear script that would have been better served beginning later in the tale.

I realize that many of you are surprised and upset that that this isn’t a movie about Changeling aka Beast Boy, the shape-shifting, literally green-headed stepchild of The Doom Patrol and Teen Titans.

So was I!