The intellectual elite and Okie rednecks

For Moving Pictures, I reviewed Tim Blake Nelson’s intelligently funny stoner movie Leaves of Grass.

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Edward Norton, in perhaps his finest performance since “The Painted Veil” (2006), portrays radically different identical twin brothers Bill and Brady Kincaid. Bill, an accomplished Ivy League philosophy professor, abandoned the Oklahoma of his hippy mother and deceased bootlegger father for Heidegger and love-struck coeds. A small-time pot dealer who developed his own connoisseur strain, Brady lives with his pregnant girlfriend Colleen (Melanie Lynskey) in his small hometown about two hours outside of Tulsa. A family crisis forces Bill to leave the security of academia and confront the less-than-savory aspects of his youth.

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Nelson punctuates the humorous moments with wit and intelligence. The lascivious Anne (Lucy DeVito) reciting her own erotic poetry in Latin and a TV newscaster wondering what Hinduism had to do with a murder after faux skinheads tag a death scene with backward swastikas are but two of the abundant examples.

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By offering an insightful, humorous sneak into the seemingly dichotomous worlds of the intellectual elite and Okie rednecks, Nelson creates in “Leaves of Grass” both a love letter and a critical assessment of his obviously-beloved Tulsa and its less refined regional neighbors.

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch

According to Feed Flix, the following shows will be streaming via Netflix starting on April 1.

24 Seasons 1-7
Angel Seasons 1-5
Arrested Development Seasons 1-3
Better Off Ted Season 1
Black Adder Series 1-4
Bones Seasons 1-4
Buffy, The Vampire Slayer Seasons 1-7
Dollhouse Season 1
Firefly The Complete Series
King of the Hill Seasons 1-12
Lie To Me Season 1
Life on Mars (US) The Complete Series
My Name Is Earl Seasons 1-4
Prison Break Seasons 1-4
The Riches Seasons 1-2
Roswell Seasons 1-3
X-Files Seasons 1-9

And as if that weren’t enough, these movies all premiere between April 2-15:

Bubba Ho-Tep
Donnie Darko
Earth Girls Are Easy
The Fly (1986)
Godzilla Raids Again
Gojira
Moon
Revenge of the Nerds
A Scanner Darkly
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
The Testament of Dr. Mabuse

Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals Creators Want Your Recipes

Apparently Ann & Jeff VanderMeer, creators of the bizarre Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals, have run out of ideas and want to pilfer some of yours.

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Do you make a mean chupacabra challah? Are you renowned for your Loch Ness latkes? We want your recipes! To mark the release of Ann and Jeff VanderMeer’s The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals, Tachyon Publications is asking for your best take on kosher cryptozoological cuisine.

Of course we won’t take your recipes and give you nothing in return. We’ve got prizes, bubala. On April 30 We’ll select the five best recipes and send their authors signed copies of The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals.

Here’s some examples to get you started. When you’re ready, send your recipe to kosher@tachyonpublications.com.

Visit www.kosherimaginaryanimals.com to learn more about the book and how to submit your recipe.

My review of this book, barring some scheduling snafu, should be in tomorrow’s San Antonio Current.

Books received 3/28/10

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

The Passage by Justin Cronin

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“It happened fast. Thirty-two minutes for one world to die, another to be born.”

First, the unthinkable: a security breach at a secret U.S. government facility unleashes the monstrous product of a chilling military experiment. Then, the unspeakable: a night of chaos and carnage gives way to sunrise on a nation, and ultimately a world, forever altered. All that remains for the stunned survivors is the long fight ahead and a future ruled by fear—of darkness, of death, of a fate far worse.

As civilization swiftly crumbles into a primal landscape of predators and prey, two people flee in search of sanctuary. FBI agent Brad Wolgast is a good man haunted by what he’s done in the line of duty. Six-year-old orphan Amy Harper Bellafonte is a refugee from the doomed scientific project that has triggered apocalypse. He is determined to protect her from the horror set loose by her captors. But for Amy, escaping the bloody fallout is only the beginning of a much longer odyssey—spanning miles and decades—towards the time and place where she must finish what should never have begun.

With The Passage, award-winning author Justin Cronin has written both a relentlessly suspenseful adventure and an epic chronicle of human endurance in the face of unprecedented catastrophe and unimaginable danger. Its inventive storytelling, masterful prose, and depth of human insight mark it as a crucial and transcendent work of modern fiction.

Tongues of Serpents by Naomi Novik

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A dazzling blend of military history, high-flying fantasy, and edge-of-your-seat adventure, Naomi Novik’s Temeraire novels, set in an alternate Napoleonic era in which intelligent dragons have been harnessed as weapons of war, are more than just perennial bestsellers—they are a worldwide phenomenon. Now, in Tongues of Serpents, Naomi Novik is back, along with the dragon Temeraire and his rider and friend, Capt. Will Laurence.

Convicted of treason despite their heroic defense against Napoleon’s invasion of England, Temeraire and Laurence—stripped of rank and standing—have been transported to the prison colony at New South Wales in distant Australia, where, it is hoped, they cannot further corrupt the British Aerial Corps with their dangerous notions of liberty for dragons. Temeraire and Laurence carry with them three dragon eggs intended to help establish a covert in the colony and destined to be handed over to such second-rate, undesirable officers as have been willing to accept so remote an assignment—including one former acquaintance, Captain Rankin, whose cruelty once cost a dragon its life.

Nor is this the greatest difficulty that confronts the exiled dragon and rider: Instead of leaving behind all the political entanglements and corruptions of the war, Laurence and Temeraire have instead sailed into a hornet’s nest of fresh complications. For the colony at New South Wales has been thrown into turmoil after the overthrow of the military governor, one William Bligh—better known as Captain Bligh, late of HMS Bounty. Bligh wastes no time in attempting to enlist Temeraire and Laurence to restore him to office, while the upstart masters of the colony are equally determined that the new arrivals should not upset a balance of power precariously tipped in their favor.

Eager to escape this political quagmire, Laurence and Temeraire take on a mission to find a way through the forbidding Blue Mountains and into the interior of Australia. But when one of the dragon eggs is stolen from Temeraire, the surveying expedition becomes a desperate race to recover it in time—a race that leads to a shocking discovery and a dangerous new obstacle in the global war between Britain and Napoleon.

F.V.Z.A.: Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency Issue # 3 Written by David Hine Art by Roy Allan Martinez & Wayne Nichols

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The final showdown between the living and the undead! When Hugo Pecos and the FVZA discover the plans of the European vampire council to infect the United States, they quickly locate the underground headquarters of the vampires in the city. As Landra and Vidal split into two squads to thwart the sinister plot of the undead, they realize that there is far more to their mission than simply extermination. A stunning revelation, a tragic death and a shocking betrayal await Landra as she journeys into the belly of the beast to battle the bloodthirsty and ruthless Chaucer and the queen vampire herself – Yaelis.

Tales of the Otherworld by Kelley Armstrong

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New York Times bestselling author Kelley Armstrong has bewitched audiences with her Otherworld series of supernatural thrillers. Now, in this new collection of shorter fiction, some of Armstrong’s most tantalizing lead characters appear alongside her unforgettable supporting players, who step out of the shadows and into the light.

Have you ever wondered how lone wolf Clayton Danvers finally got bitten by the last thing he ever expected: love? Or how the hot-blooded bad-girl witch Eve Levine managed to ensnare the cold, ruthless corporate sorcerer Kristof Nast in one of the Otherworld’s most unlikely pairings? Would you like to be a fly on the wall at the wedding of Lucas Cortez and Paige Winterbourne as their eminently practical plans are upended by their well-meaning friends? Or tag along with Lucas and Paige as they investigate a gruesome crime that looks to be the work of a rogue vampire?

Now devotees of the Otherworld can share these special moments with some of their favorite characters—as well as discovering deeper insights into the lives of some of the lesser-known players. But even readers new to the

Otherworld universe will find much to love in these seven tales of friendship, adventure, and enduring romance. For when the superhuman men and women of the Otherworld set their minds to a task, they do so with fierce passion and an undivided sense of purpose that make them, in the end, very much human.

The Desert Spear by Peter V. Brett

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The sun is setting on humanity. The night now belongs to voracious demons that arise as the sun sets, preying upon a dwindling population forced to cower behind ancient and half-forgotten symbols of power. These wards alone can keep the demons at bay, but legends tell of a Deliverer: a general—some would say prophet—who once bound all mankind into a single force that defeated the demons. Those times, if they ever existed, are long past. The demons are back, and the return of the Deliverer is just another myth . . . or is it?

Out of the desert rides Ahmann Jardir, who has forged the warlike desert tribes of Krasia into a demon-killing army. He has proclaimed himself Shar’Dama Ka, the Deliverer, and he carries ancient weapons—a spear and a crown—that give credence to his claim. Sworn to follow the path of the first Deliverer, he has come north to bring the scattered city-states of the green lands together in a war against demonkind—whether they like it or not.

But the northerners claim their own Deliverer. His name was Arlen, but all know him now as the Warded Man: a dark, forbidding figure whose skin is tattooed with wards so powerful they make him a match for any demon. The Warded Man denies that he is the Deliverer, but his actions speak louder than words, for he teaches men and women to face their fears and stand fast against the creatures that have tormented them for centuries.

Once the Shar’Dama Ka and the Warded Man were friends, brothers in arms. Now they are fierce adversaries. Caught between them are Renna, a young woman pushed to the edge of human endurance; Leesha, a proud and beautiful healer whose skill in warding surpasses that of the Warded Man himself; and Rojer, a traveling fiddler whose uncanny music can soothe the demons—or stir them into such frenzy that they attack one another.

Yet as old allegiances are tested and fresh alliances forged, all are blissfully unaware of the appearance of a new breed of demon, more intelligent—and deadly—than any that have come before.

Books received 3/27/10 Pyr edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

The Office of Shadow by Matthew Sturges

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Midwinter has gone, but that cold season has been replaced by a cold war in the world of Faerie, and this new kind of war requires a new kind of warrior.

Seelie forces drove back Empress Mab at the Battle of Sylvan, but hostilities could resume at any moment. Mab has developed a devastating new weapon capable of destroying an entire city, and the Seelie have no defense against it. If war comes, they will almost certainly be defeated.

In response, the Seelie reconstitutes a secret division of the Foreign Ministry, unofficially dubbed the "Office of Shadow," imbuing it with powers and discretion once considered unthinkable. They are a group of covert operatives given the tasks that can’t be done in the light of day: secretly stealing the plans for Mab’s new weapon, creating unrest in the Unseelie Empire, and doing whatever is necessary to prevent an unwinnable war.

The new leader of the "Shadows" is Silverdun. He’s the nobleman who fought alongside Mauritane at Sylvan and who helped complete a critical mission for the Seelie Queen Titania. His operatives include a beautiful but naïve sorceress who possesses awesome powers that she must restrain in order to survive and a soldier turned scholar whose research into new ways of magic could save the world, or end it.

They’ll do whatever is required to prevent a total war: make a dangerous foray into a hostile land to retrieve the plans for Mab’s weapon; blackmail a king into revolting against the Unseelie Empire; journey into the space between space to uncover a closely guarded secret with the power to destroy worlds.

Shadow’s Son by Jon Sprunk

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In the holy city of Othir, treachery and corruption lurk at the end of every street, just the place for a freelance assassin with no loyalties and few scruples.

Caim makes his living on the edge of a blade, but when a routine job goes south, he is thrust into the middle of an insidious plot. Pitted against crooked lawmen, rival killers, and sorcery from the Other Side, his only allies are Josephine, the socialite daughter of his last victim, and Kit, a guardian spirit no one else can see. But in this fight for his life, Caim only trusts his knives and his instincts, but they won’t be enough when his quest for justice leads him from Othir’s hazardous back alleys to its shining corridors of power. To unmask a conspiracy at the heart of the empire, he must claim his birthright as the Shadow’s Son….

The Queen of Sinister (Dark Age, Book 2) by Mark Chadbourn

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A new Dark Age has falled across Britain. With the sudden return of magic, our modern, technological society has crumbled. Cities lie in ruins, communications are limited. Gods and monsters walk the land. In this new time, myth and legend has become realtity; nothing is quite as it seems.

The plague came without warning. Nothing could stop its progress: not medicines, not prayer. The first sign of the disease is black spots at the base of the fingers; an agonizing death quickly follows. But this is no ordinary disease….

Caitlin Shepherd, a lowly GP, is allowed to cross the veil into the mystical Celtic Otherworld in search of a cure; her search takes her on a quest to the end of a land of dreams and nightmares to petition the gods. Caitlin is humanity’s last hope, but she carries a terrible burden: a consciousness shattered into five distinct personalities … and one of them may not be human. The Queen of Sinister is the latest installment in Mark Chadbourn’s brilliant new sequence: exciting, evocative, terrifying, and awe inspiring.

A Boy and His Dragon

I reviewed How To Train Your Dragon for Moving Pictures.

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Resisting the usual Hollywood impulse to Disney-ize all animated movies, helmers Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders (co-directors of the underrated “Lilo & Stitch”) opted for a mature vision fraught with actual danger, human cruelty, risk and ambiguity.

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As the charming relationship between the boy and dragon unfolds, the characterization of Toothless shifts from a mysterious, two-dimensional reptilian destructor to an expressive creature that has far more in common with domesticated dogs and cats.

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The beautifully rendered animation and seamless 3-D, especially in the “Avatar”-worthy flying sequences, gives this film the visual refinement found in other DreamWorks hits “Shrek” and “Kung Fu Panda.”

Books received 3/21/10 Part II

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

The Game from Where I Stand: A Ballplayer’s Inside View by Doug Glanville

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An insider’s revealing look at the hidden world of major league baseball

Doug Glanville, a former major league outfielder and Ivy League graduate, draws on his nine seasons in the big leagues to reveal the human side of the game and of the men who play it.

In Game from Where I Stand, Glanville shows us how players prepare for games, deal with race and family issues, cope with streaks and slumps, respond to trades and injuries, and learn the joyful and painful lessons the game imparts. We see the flashpoints that cause misunderstandings and friction between players, and the imaginative ways they work to find common ground. And Glanville tells us with insight and humor what he learned from Jimmy Rollins, Alex Rodriguez, Randy Johnson, Barry Bonds, Curt Schilling, and other legendary and controversial stars.

In his professional career, Glanville experienced every aspect of being a player—the first-round pick, the prospect, the disappointment, the can’t-miss, the cornerstone, the veteran, the traded, the injured, the comeback kid. His eye-opening book gives fans a new level of understanding of day-to-day life in the big leagues.

Wish I got more baseball books to review.

The Machinery of Light by David J. Williams

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With The Machinery of Light, David J. Williams completes his furiously paced, stunningly imagined trilogy—a work of vision, beauty, and pulse-pounding futuristic action.

September 26, 2110. 10:22 GMT. Following the assassination of the American president, the generals who have seized power initiate World War Three, launching a surprise attack against the Eurasian Coalition’s forces throughout the Earth-Moon system. Across the orbits, tens of thousands of particle beams and lasers blast away at one another. The goal: crush the other side’s weaponry, paving the way for nuclear bombardment of the cities.

As inferno becomes Armageddon, the rogue commando unit Autumn Rain embarks on one last run. Matthew Sinclair, an imprisoned spymaster, plots his escape. And his former protégé Claire Haskell, capable of hacking into both nets and minds, is realizing that all her powers may merely be playing into Sinclair’s plans. For even as Claire evades the soldiers of East and West amid carnage in the lunar tunnels, the surviving members of the Rain converge upon the Moon, one step ahead of the Eurasian fleets but one step behind the mastermind who created Autumn Rain—and his terrible final secret.

The Devil’s Playground (Morgan Kingsley, Book 5) by Jenna Black

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Morgan Kingsley, a kick-ass exorcist, can deal with Lugh, the supersexy demon living inside her, but does he have to moan softly during her intimate moments with her mortal lover? Understandably, Brian is reluctant to share the pleasures of Morgan’s flesh with a gorgeous rogue from the Demon Realm.

But personal matters will have to wait when the opportunistic owner of the Seven Deadlies demon club in Philadelphia enlists Morgan’s help in heading off a crisis: It seems that demons have started showing up at the hot spot in alarming numbers and in the unwilling bodies of rough trade club-goers. Morgan is sure that Dougal, Lugh’s sworn enemy, is behind this, but why? To find out, Morgan must summon every ounce of power at her command—or risk becoming just another casualty in an all-out demon war.

More in Part I

Books received 3/21/10 Part I

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Mysterius the Unfathomable Written by Jeff Parker Art by Tom Fowler

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When Ella attends a séance for a report in her local paper, she gets sucked into the world of Mysterius (the Unfathomable), a magician who’s more than just a performer of flashy tricks. Sensing Ella is the perfect person to play the role of his assistant, Delfi (the latest in a long line), Mysterius hires her. Their cases drag them deep into the modern world of magic, at least one pocket dimension, and the wicker effigy about to be set alight at a Burning-Man-esque festival. Acclaimed creators Jeff Parker (X-Men: The First Class, Agents of Atlas) and Tom Fowler (GREEN ARROW, CAPER) make their WildStorm debut with this exciting, offbeat new miniseries!

What a hoot! Really enjoyed the first Agents of Atlas collection and digging Fowler’s Jack Davis-inspired art.

Star Wars: Fate of the Jedi: Allies by Christie Golden

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What began as a quest for truth has become a struggle for survival for Luke Skywalker and his son, Ben. They have used the secrets of the Mindwalkers to transcend their own bodies and speak with the spirits of the fallen, risking their very lives in the process. They have faced a team of Sith assassins and beaten the odds to destroy them. And now the death squad’s sole survivor, Sith apprentice Vestara Khai, has summoned an entire fleet of Sith frigates to engage the embattled father and son. But the dark warriors come bearing a surprising proposition that will bring Jedi and Sith together in an unprecedented alliance against an evil more ancient and alien than they can imagine.

While the Skywalkers and their Sith allies set off on their joint mission into the treacherous web of black holes that is the Maw, Han and Leia Solo risk arrest and worse to aid the Jedi imprisoned back on Coruscant. Tyrannical Chief of State Natasi Daala has issued orders that will open a permanent schism between her government and the Jedi Order—a schism that could turn all Jedi into renegades and wanted criminals.

But it is in the depths of the Maw that the future of the galaxy will be decided. For there the Skywalkers and their Sith allies will engage a true monster in battle, and Luke will come face-to-face with a staggering truth.

Mind Games by Carolyn Crane

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JUSTINE KNOWS SHE’S GOING TO DIE. ANY SECOND NOW.

Justine Jones has a secret. A hardcore hypochondriac, she’s convinced a blood vessel is about to burst in her brain. Then, out of the blue, a startlingly handsome man named Packard peers into Justine’s soul and invites her to join his private crime-fighting team. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime deal. With a little of Packard’s hands-on training, Justine can weaponize her neurosis, turning it outward on Midcity’s worst criminals, and finally get the freedom from fear she’s always craved. End of problem.

Or is it? In Midcity, a dashing police chief is fighting a unique breed of outlaw with more than human powers. And while Justine’s first missions, including one against a nymphomaniac husband-killer, are thrilling successes, there is more to Packard than meets the eye. Soon, while battling her attraction to two very different men, Justine is plunging deeper into a world of wizardry, eroticism, and cosmic secrets. With Packard’s help, Justine has freed herself from her madness—only to discover a reality more frightening than anyone’s worst fears.

More in Part II

Repossess Schrödinger’s cat: My Repo Men review

I reviewed Repo Men for Moving Pictures.

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Creators need to enact a moratorium on Schrödinger’s cat. It was first postulated in 1935 when Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger suggested that a fatally poisoned cat in a closed box is not truly dead until the lid is removed. Thus, while in the closed box, the cat remains simultaneously alive and dead. In recent years, authors have littered the physics-cum-philosophy paradox throughout pop culture in a vain attempt to display alternative or indie chops. After an audio montage of dystopian news reports, “Repo Men” opens with repo man Remy (Jude Law) working at a typewriter (yes, the actual 20th-century device) while his voiceover relates the tale of Schrödinger’s cat.

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First-time director Miguel Sapochnik does little to bolster the weak script. Incongruously lit as a rosy, optimistic tale, the story incorporates into this bleak world dingy bars, overweight people eating hot dogs from street vendors, and 1950s-style suburbs complete with neighborhood barbecue parties. Save for one excellent scene involving a doctor, the many attempts at humor seem forced. All of the action feels staged and derivative.

Check out all the damage at Moving Pictures.

Journeys with the Hubble

I reviewed the new IMAX film Hubble 3D for Moving Pictures.

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Combining the chronicles of several space shuttle missions with a retrospective of the venerable telescope, the 48-minute “Hubble 3D” brings the viewer inside an awe-inspiring vista of imagery and information. Narrated by Leonardo DiCaprio and made with the cooperation of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), the film quickly summarizes the initial struggles with the massive telescope — the challenges posed by the 1991 launch followed by the repair of a warped lens — before journeying on an IMAX 3-D tour well beyond our galaxy.

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Out past Sirius, the beautiful Orion Nebula contains a nursery of emerging stars, each with its own nascent solar system. These infant suns struggle to survive blasts of wind in excess of a million miles per hour spawned by their combined energies. Those winds blew a hole that parted the clouds of the nebula that allows us a glimpse into what the beginnings our own solar system must have been like.

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The political and economic realities of the mid-21st century have caused NASA to halt maintenance on the 20-year-old Hubble. To ensure the telescope’s continuing usefulness for the near future, the Agency financed one final mission, documented in this film.

Check out the entire review at Moving Pictures.