Sometimes Print Is Still The Best

Recently I’ve been devoting a lot of time and energy into compiling and editing a new feature for RevSF. Similar to the Geek Movies NOT on DVD feature from a few years back, the RevSF Brain Trust decided to put together a compilation of the Comics Books That Are NOT Collected. As the editor for this project, I contacted friends and colleagues to contribute. The response was overwhelming with thirty contributors, fifty entries and over 12,000 words of text.

Part of what I’ve been doing beyond standardizing the format of the entries and general clean up, is determining the series/characters’ creators and exact issues that should be collected (along with original dates of publication.) Between the sensational Grand Comics Database, Don Markstein’s Toonopedia, and Wikipedia, I’ve been able to ascertain most of the info I needed. Well until I hit the western Ghost Rider.

Later renamed Night Rider then Phantom Rider by Marvel to avoid confusion with the popular motorcycle-riding, hellfire-wielding character of the same name, the Ghost Rider first appeared in Tim Holt #11 (November 1949) with art by Dick Ayers. He eventually appeared in three other Magazine Enterprises publications through 1954, when the new Comics Code made the character inviable.

Where the series appeared and why it ended was never in dispute, but I was finding contradictory info about the artists on the series. While Frank Frazetta did indeed produce many fantastic covers for the run, there was info from at least one source that he also illustrated some of the interiors. The only artist credited at GCD, Toonopedia, and Wikipedia is Dick Ayers. The fact that GCD and Wikipedia are compiled by user contributions makes them not always the most reliable resource. I did countless other searches, all finding similar results but nothing conclusive. Then I remembered the Maurice Horn-edited The World Encyclopedia of Comics.

During the pre-Internet, 20th century times, writers relied on books, often compiled by specialists, for their information. At one point, I owned a decade’s worth of almanacs, countless movies guides, price guides, book histories, science texts, countless compilations of baseball stats, and the like. Around the turn of the century, I pared down my collection to just some essentials. Basically stuff, not easily found on online or compiled by particular experts. Horn’s oversized, massive 1976 tome fell into the latter category.

According to Mark Evanier, who wrote the entry on Ghost Rider, "Dick Ayers did all of the interior art." Given Horn and Evanier’s pedigrees, I was able to definitively state that Frazetta did not illustrate any Ghost Rider adventures.

This all got me to thinking about which reference books I actually use any more. I own an unabridged dictionary but I can’t remember the last time I even opened it. Judging from the layer of dust, it’s been a long time.

I refer to the John Clute-edited Encyclopedias of sf and fantasy from time-to-time, both volumes still superior resources to anything online. When I encounter some confusion surrounding formating I’ll pull out my Chicago Manual of Style.

Perhaps the most used books in my collection are Roget’s 21st Century Thesaurus and Webster’s Instant Word Guide. Faster and more helpful than digital resources, I use this print thesaurus especially with its theme references to find that precise word. The Instant Word Guide helps when you sort of know how to spell a word but can’t get quite close enough for the spell checker.

I still own a small three shelve book case worth of reference books, but I rarely add anything new. But when something like this comics project rolls around, I’m glad for the ones I do have.

(The Comics NOT Collected feature, probably under a wittier Joe Crowe-generated title will most likely appear sometime in October.)

Stuff received 9/7/10

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Steampunk II: Steampunk Reloaded Edited by Ann & Jeff VanderMeer

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Blending the romantic elegance of the Victorian era with modern scientific advances, the popular Steampunk genre spotlighted in this collection is innovative and stimulates the imagination. This artfully assembled anthology of original fiction, nonfiction, and art can serve as an introduction to the Steampunk culture or provide dedicated fans with more fuel. Stories of outlandishly imaginative technologies, clockwork contraptions, eccentric heroines, and mad scientists are complemented by canon-defining nonfiction and an array of original illustrations. This collection showcases the most sensational Steampunk talents of the last decade, including Daniel Abraham, John Coulthart, William Gibson, and Margo Lanagan, and demonstrates exactly why the future of the past is so excitingly new.

Solitary Man

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Ben (Michael Douglas) once ruled a car-dealership empire vast enough to fuel a glossy Manhattan lifestyle and endow a library at an East Coast university. But by the time he arrives at the college with his girlfriend’s daughter, Allyson (Imogen Poots), who is a prospective student, his world has collapsed around his ears. A business scandal has cost him his income and his marriage to Nancy (Susan Sarandon). His ever-present lust for every passing attractive woman threatens to take what little Ben has left. Even his new relationship with Jordan (Mary-Louise Parker) oscillates with tension. When Ben takes Allyson to tour the school, his motives are more than mixed.

Bare Throat, Naked Hunger by Paige E. Roberts

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Slender hands with deceptive strength embrace you in the shadows. You glimpse a flash of sharp fang between full sensuous lips. You offer the tender vulnerable flesh of your throat. A caress of hot breath sends tingles up your spine and gooseflesh flowing down your arms. And then she tastes you, and your strength dissolves in the heat of the need to sink your own body into hers. The erotic lure of the vampire’s deadly kiss brings many a strong man to his knees. Kneel at the feet of a deadly beauty and know true ecstasy before the darkness claims you.

How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe by Charles Yu

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National Book Foundation 5 Under 35 Award winner Charles Yu delivers his debut novel, a razor-sharp, ridiculously funny, and utterly touching story of a son searching for his father . . . through quantum space–time.

Minor Universe 31 is a vast story-space on the outskirts of fiction, where paradox fluctuates like the stock market, lonely sexbots beckon failed protagonists, and time travel is serious business. Every day, people get into time machines and try to do the one thing they should never do: change the past. That’s where Charles Yu, time travel technician—part counselor, part gadget repair man—steps in. He helps save people from themselves. Literally. When he’s not taking client calls or consoling his boss, Phil, who could really use an upgrade, Yu visits his mother (stuck in a one-hour cycle of time, she makes dinner over and over and over) and searches for his father, who invented time travel and then vanished. Accompanied by TAMMY, an operating system with low self-esteem, and Ed, a nonexistent but ontologically valid dog, Yu sets out, and back, and beyond, in order to find the one day where he and his father can meet in memory. He learns that the key may be found in a book he got from his future self. It’s called How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, and he’s the author. And somewhere inside it is the information that could help him—in fact it may even save his life.

Wildly new and adventurous, Yu’s debut is certain to send shock waves of wonder through literary space–time.

Books received 9/7/10 — Pyr edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

The Buntline Special by Mike Resnick

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The year is 1881. The United States of America ends at the Mississippi River. Beyond lies the Indian nations, where the magic of powerful Medicine Men has halted the advance of the Americans east of the river.

An American government desperate to expand its territory sends Thomas Alva Edison out West to the town of Tombstone, Arizona, on a mission to discover a scientific means of counteracting magic. Hired to protect this great genius, Wyatt Earp and his brothers.

But there are plenty who would like to see the Earps and Edison dead. Riding to their aid are old friends Doc Holliday and Bat Masterson. Against them stand the Apache wizard Geronimo and the Clanton gang. Battle lines are drawn, and the Clanton gang, which has its own reasons for wanting Edison dead, sends for Johnny Ringo, the one man who might be Doc Holliday’s equal in a gunfight. But what shows up instead is The Thing That Was Once Johnny Ringo, returned from the dead and come to Tombstone looking for a fight.

Welcome to a West like you’ve never seen before, where "Bat Masterson" hails from the ranks of the undead, where electric lights shine down on the streets of Tombstone, while horseless stagecoaches carry passengers to and fro, and where death is no obstacle to The Thing That Was Once Johnny Ringo. Think you know the story of the O.K. Corral? Think again, as five-time Hugo winner Mike Resnick takes on his first steampunk western tale, and the West will never be the same.

The Horns of Ruin by Tim Akers

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Eva Forge is the last paladin of a dead God. Morgan, God of battle and champion of the Fraterdom, was assassinated by his jealous brother, Amon. Over time, the Cult of Morgan has been surpassed by other gods, his blessings ignored in favor of brighter technologies and more mechanical miracles. Eva was the last child dedicated to the Cult of Morgan, forsaken by her parents and forgotten by her family. Now she watches as her new family, her Cult, crumbles all around her.

When a series of kidnappings and murders makes it clear that someone is trying to hasten the death of the Cult of Morgan, Eva must seek out unexpected allies and unwelcome answers in the city of Ash. But will she be able to save the city from a growing conspiracy, one that reaches back to her childhood, even back to the murder of her god?

The Cardinal’s Blades by Pierre Pevel

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Welcome to seventeenth-century Paris, where intrigue, duels, and spies are rife and Cardinal Richelieu’s men may be prevailed upon to risk life and limb in the name of France at a moment’s notice. And with war on the horizon, the defense of the nation has never been more pressing.

Danger is rising from the south–an insidious plot that could end with a huge dragon-shaped shadow falling over France, a shadow cast by dragons quite unlike the pet dragonets that roam the cities like stray cats, or the tame wyverns men ride like horses, high over the Parisian rooftops. These dragons and their descendants are ancient, terrible, and powerful … and their plans contain little room for the lives or freedom of men.

Cardinal Richelieu has nowhere else to turn; Captain La Fargue and his elite group of men, the Cardinal’s Blades, must turn the tide. They must hold the deadly Black Claw cult at bay, root out traitors to the crown, rescue prisoners, and fulfill their mission for the Cardinal, for their country, but above all for themselves.

It’s death or victory. And the victory has never been less certain.

Books received 9/7/10 — Night Shade edition

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

The Living Dead 2 Edited by John Joseph Adams

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Two years ago, readers eagerly devoured The Living Dead. Publishers Weekly named it one of the Best Books of the Year, and Barnes & Noble.com called it "The best zombie fiction collection ever." Now acclaimed editor John Joseph Adams is back for another bite at the apple — the Adam’s apple, that is — with 43 more of the best, most chilling, most thrilling zombie stories anywhere, including virtuoso performances by zombie fiction legends Max Brooks (World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide), Robert Kirkman (The Walking Dead), and David Wellington (Monster Island).

From Left 4 Dead to Zombieland to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, ghoulishness has never been more exciting and relevant. Within these pages samurai warriors face off against the legions of hell, necrotic dinosaurs haunt a mysterious lost world, and eerily clever zombies organize their mindless brethren into a terrifying army. You’ll even witness nightmare scenarios in which humanity is utterly wiped away beneath a relentless tide of fetid flesh.

The Living Dead 2 has more of what zombie fans hunger for — more scares, more action, more… brains. Experience the indispensable series that defines the very best in zombie literature.

The Zombies of Lake Woebegotten by Harrison Geillor

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The town of Lake Woebegotton, MN is a small town, filled with ordinary (yet above average) people, leading ordinary lives. Ordinary, that is, until the dead start coming back to life, with the intent to feast upon the living! Now this small town of above average citizens must overcome their petty rivalries and hidden secrets in order to survive an onslaught of the dead.

Zendegi by Greg Egan

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In 2012, journalist Martin Seymour travels to Iran to cover the parliamentary elections. With most would-be candidates disqualified this turns out to be the expected non-event, but shortly afterward a compromising image of a government official captured on a mobile phone triggers a political avalanche.
Nasim Golestani, a young Iranian scientist living in exile in the United States, is hoping to work on the Human Connectome Project — which aims to construct a detailed map of the wiring of the human brain — but when government funding for the project is cancelled and a chance comes to return to her homeland, she chooses to head back to Iran.

Fifteen years later, Martin is living in Iran with his wife and young son, while Nasim is in charge of the virtual world known as Zendegi, used by millions of people for entertainment and business. When Zendegi comes under threat from powerful competitors, Nasim draws on her old skills, and data from the now-completed Human Connectome Project, to embark on a program to create more life-like virtual characters and give the company an unbeatable edge.

As controversy grows over the nature and rights of these software characters, tragedy strikes Martin’s family. Martin turns to Nasim, seeking a solution that no one else can offer … but Zendegi is about to become a battlefield.

Graphic novels/comics received 9/7/10

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived in the mail here at the Geek Compound.

Tribes: The Dog Years Story by Michael Geszel & Peter Spinetta Art by Inaki Miranda

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In 2038, a NANO-VIRUS shortens the human lifespan to TWENTY-ONE years. Civilization collapses. TWO HUNDRED years later the remnants of humanity survive amidst the junkyard ruins of the techno-industrial age. One day everything changes for Sundog of the Sky Shadows tribe. Is there new hope for longer life? Can the virus be fixed with the help of an Ancient from a city under the sea.

I haven’t had a chance to dig into this book but it is definitely one of the prettiest books of the year. Check out the online preview.

Mata Hari Radical Premiere Written by Rich Wilkes Art by Roy Allan Martinez

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Dancer. Seductress. Spy.

Mata Hari. The sex symbol of her time. As a German double agent, she was blamed for the deaths of 50,000 French soldiers and executed. Her sensational trial shocked Europe. But was she really the ultimate black widow, betraying lovers on both sides of the war? Or was she a fiercely independent woman, scapegoated for the horrors of World War I?

“Without scruple, without pity, leaving ruined lovers to blow their brains out, she was born a spy.”Prosecutor Bouchardan

The Last Days of American Crime Issue #3 Written by Rick Remender Art by Greg Tocchini

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The heist of the century is finally here. With his team together, his scheme in place and the score set, Graham, at long last, is ready to pull off the last and greatest crime in the history of the United States. But even if the plan goes off without a single hitch, what can he do when the American Government decides to activate their anti-crime broadcast during the job. Will the last day of American crime end with Graham and his team as millionaires, or will they spend the rest of eternity wondering where they went wrong?

The stunning conclusion to the critically acclaimed miniseries written by Rick Remender (Punisher, Fear Agent) with art by Greg Tocchini.

I wrote this earlier in the year about the first issue:

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For this violent, near-future thriller, Remender creates a reality in which, due to ultra-stringent anti-terrorism legislation, the United States has slipped into a cesspool of vice and corruption. Amid the chaos, career criminal Graham Brick plans one more big heist. Though the background story borders on absurd (the government plans to broadcast a signal making it impossible for anyone to knowingly commit unlawful acts), Remender wisely focuses on the criminal elements, conjuring the best of the late Richard Stark with a fascinating supporting cast. While his painted work is pleasing to look at, Tocchini falters as a storyteller, often causing confusion. Even with these distractions, The Last Days of American Crime offers an intriguing, nihilistic view on the crime thriller.

Undead Millennials

For SF Site, I reviewed Amelia Beamer’s debut zombie novel, The Loving Dead.

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With her horrifically comic first novel The Loving Dead, Amelia Beamer taps into the cultural zeitgeist of the early 21st century. Much like the great zombie film progenitor, Night of the Living Dead, Beamer uses the undead to represent the fractured real world around her, albeit from a hyper-sexual millennialist bent.

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While indeed, as the back cover copy promises, a bizarre cross-pollination of Chuck Palahniuk and Christopher Moore, Beamer’s work lacks the innate coolness of the former’s prose and the snappy comedic timing of the latter. Its true literary strength lies in her unflinchingly realistic portrayal of the Millennials’ Facebook-managed, no barriers world — an entire life, every secret, presented in living color for all to share. Despite their differences, the youth of The Loving Dead, similar to previous privacy-oriented generations, struggle with the feelings and misunderstandings spawned by their peers and their world as they struggle for their own identities.

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Peppered with several ironic moments, uncomfortable family encounters, zeppelins, and an over-abundance of sex, The Loving Dead barrels along at an entertaining clip to an ultimately disappointing conclusion that feels more tacked-on rather than planned. Still, Beamer’s insightful observations about her contemporaries combine with a fascinating application of the current zombie phenomenon elevates this debut novel above the plethora of increasingly mediocre undead sub-genre offerings. Ultimately, The Loving Dead presages the talents of an intriguing new author.

A 1970s-style thriller

I reviewed The American for the folks over at Moving Pictures.

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A sublime thriller, “The American” opens quietly among the snow-covered forests of Sweden. Jack, a bearded, salt-and-pepper-haired George Clooney, and his lover Ingrid (beautiful Finnish actress Irina Björklund) enjoyed an idyllic existence, broken by the appearance of assassins.

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Rife with predictable plot elements, director Anton Corbijn (“Control”) smartly relies on fantastic acting to drive the low-key film. The understated Clooney expertly creates an air of gravitas. Veteran character actor Bonacelli (“Mission: Impossible III”) successfully elevates the clichéd role of Father Benedetto. Perfectly complementing the handsome lead, the charming Italian actress Placido sizzles in her first English-language role. Internationally acclaimed, the alluring Reuten (“Twin Sisters”) ideally encapsulates the femme fatale.

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More than any of the actors or Corbijn’s skillful direction, cinematographer Martin Ruhe’s (“Harry Brown”) magnificent vistas function as the centerpiece for the beautiful thriller. The film’s deliberate pace affords many opportunities to enjoy the amazing visions of the Italian countryside.

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch- Sept edition

Netflix makes up for several months of meager and frankly mediocre streaming selections with an explosion of geeky love. Amidst the crap, jewels abound this month: Buckaroo Banzai, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, season two of Better of Ted, Pee-Wee, Blacula, Indiana Jones, Star Trek, Iron Man, Ponyo, Devil’s Backbone, An American Werewolf in London, kaiju eiga, Golgo 13, complete series runs of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century and The Secrets of Isis, the sequel to the classic Christmas Story, and even Alice Cooper!

Premiering September 1:

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
The Adventures of the American Rabbit
Aeon Flux
After Midnight (1989)
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Season 1
Alien Tracker
All Dogs Christmas Carol
Almost an Angel
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3-D
Amok Train
Android
The Angel Levine
The Angry Red Planet
Another 48 Hrs
Are You Scared
Art School Confidential
Assassins
Astro Boy
At the Earth’s Core
Attack of the Puppet People
Audrey Rose
Battlefield Earth
Battle for Terra
Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman
Beach Girls and the Monster
The Beast Within
Beauty and the Beast (1987)
Believe
The Believers
Better Off Ted: Season 2
Big Top Pee-Wee
Bio-Dome
Black Water
Blacula
Black Sabbath
Blackwater Valley Exorcism
Blood Simple
Blood Surf
Blue Velvet
The Boy & the Pirates
The Brain That Wouldn’t Die
Breeders
Brenda Starr
Bruiser
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century: The Complete Epic Series
A Bucket of Blood (1959)
The ‘Burbs
The Burning
Burnt Offerings
The Burrowers
The Butcher
Carnival of Souls (1998)
Carrie
Catacombs
Charlie Chan: The Chinese Cat
Charlie Chan: The Jade Mask
Charlie Chan: Meeting at Midnight (Black Magic)
Charlie Chan: The Secret Service
Child’s Play
C.H.O.M.P.S.
Circle of Eight
Clifford
Coffy
The Colony
Congo
Cool World
Count Yorga, Vampire
Crank 2: High Voltage
Creature
Criss Angel Mindfreak Seasons 2-5
Crucible of Horror
Cry of the Banshee / Murders in Rue Morgue (1970)
Cube Zero
Curse of the Swamp Creature
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Curse of the Faceless Man
Cut
Cutting Class
Daughters of Satan
Dead Above Ground
A Dead Calling
Dead End
The Dead Hate the Living!
DeepStar Six
Demonic Toys
The Dentist
De Sade
Die Monster Die!
Doctor Blood’s Coffin
Dollman
Dollman vs. Demonic Toys
Dolls
Donovan’s Brain (1953)
Don’t Look Now
Doomed to Die
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
Dragstrip Hollow / Invisible Bikini
Dragon Tiger Gate
Edge of Sanity
The Elephant Man
The Emperor’s New Clothes
Empire of the Ants
Enter the Ninja
Erik the Viking
Event Horizon
The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave
Fargo
The Fast and the Furious (1955)
Final
Fire in the Sky
Flowers In the Attic
The Food of the Gods
48 Hrs.
Frankenstein (2004)
Friday the 13th (1980)
Friday the 13th: Part 2
Friday the 13th: Part 3
Friday the 13th: Part 4: The Final Chapter
Friday the 13th: Part 5: A New Beginning
Fritz the Cat
Frogs
From a Whisper to a Scream
Full Contact
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Gargoyles
The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini
The Ghost Train
The Ghoul
Ghoulies II
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Gods and Monsters
Golden Needles
Hackers
Haunted Honeymoon
Haunted House
The Haunting in Connecticut
The Heavenly Kid
Heavy Traffic
Horrible
The Hound of the Baskervilles (1978)
The House Where Evil Dwells
In Like Flint
The Incredible Melting Man
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Intruder (1989)
Invasion (2005)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
Invisible Invaders
Invisible Invaders / Journey to 7th Planet
Iphigenia
I. Q.
Iron Man
Island of Dr. Moreau: Director’s Cut
Island of the Lost
It! The Terror from Beyond Space
Jack the Giant Killer (1962)
J.D.’s Revenge
Joe Dancer: The Monkey Mission
Joseph Campbell: The Hero’s Journey
Joseph Campbell: Mythos I
Joseph Campbell: Mythos II
Joseph Campbell: Sukhavati
Judgment Day
Ju-On 2
K-9000
Killer Pad
Knives of the Avenger
Konga
Kung Fu Fighter
Laserblast
The Last House on the Left (1972)
The Last Man on Earth
Legacy of Blood
Leviathan
Lexx: Series 2-3
Life After People: Seasons 1-2
Little Monsters
Lord Love a Duck
The Lost Brigade
Love at Stake
Mac and Me
Madhouse
The Magic Sword
The Man from Planet X
The Mangler Reborn
The Mangler 2[i]
[i]The Manster
Mars Needs Women
Monkey Shines
Monster Dog
MonsterQuest: Seasons 1-2
Moon of the Wolf
Murder by the Book My Summer Story
Mysterious Mr. Wong
The Mystery of Mr. Wong
Neanderthal Man
The Occultist
Paranormal State: Seasons 1-4
The Phantom Empire (1986)
Pink Panther: The Ant and the Aardvark
The Pink Panther 2
Planet of the Vampires
Popeye
Psychic Kids: Seasons 1-2
Puppet Master 2: His Unholy Creations
Queen’s Blade: Wandering Warrior: Vol. 1
Quintet
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Raw Meat
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Repo! The Genetic Opera
The Resurrected
Revenge of the Ninja
RoboCop 2
Rottweiler
Rough Magic
R.S.V.P.
The Running Man
The Saint
Scanners
Scarecrows
Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico
Sea of Fear
Second City: First Family of Comedy
Seven Days to Live
Shaolin Ulysses: Kung Fu Monks in America
Shaolin vs. Evil Dead
Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Powe
Showgirls
Shredder
Simon Says
Solarbabies
Special Effects
Species
Species II
Species III
Squirm
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Steven Seagal
Subspecies
Subspecies 2: Bloodstone
Superbeast
Supernova
Sword of the Valiant
Tales of Terror
Tank Girl
Tentacles
The Thing with Two Heads
Thunderbirds Are Go
Timerider
Tintorera: Killer Shark
Top Secret!
Trancers 2: The Return of Jack Deth
Trapped Ashes
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
UHF
Universal Soldier
The Universe: Season 1-4
The Untouchables (1987)
Urbania
Vampire Journals
Vampire’s Kiss
WarGames
Werewolf Hunter
Wishmaster 3: Beyond The Gates of Hell
Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled
Witchfinder General
Yongary, Monster from the Deep
Young Sherlock Holmes
Zorro (1975)

Premiering September 2:

Ponyo

Premiering September 3:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Movie
The Devil’s Backbone
Kermit’s Swamp Years
Memoirs of an Invisible Man
Sphere

Premiering September 5:

Meteor Apocalypse
The 7 Adventures of Sinbad

Premiering September 7:

Jackie Chan: Kung Fu Master
OSS 117: Lost in Rio
Queen’s Blade: The Exiled Virgin: Vol. 2

Premiering September 9:

An American Werewolf in London
Carriers
Russell Brand in New York City

Premiering September 10:

Bitten
Blue Demon
The Breed
Cirque du Soleil: Alegria
Clawed: The Legend of Sasquatch
Close Your Eyes
Isolation
Scream
24 Hours in London

Premiering September 14:

Ghost Hound: Vols. 1-2

Premiering September 15:

Blood Wars
Darkon
Kiss of the Vampire
Last of the Living
Live Animals
Memory
Moribito: Vols. 1-8
The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens
100 Years of Comedy
Penn & Teller’s Magic and Mystery Tour
Salem Witch Trials (2002)
Zombie Town

Premiering September 16:

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Premiering September 17:

Anaconda
Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Field of Dreams
The Sugarland Express
Vampires: Los Muerto

Premiering September 18:

Bay Cove

Premiering September 19:

Guinevere (1994)

Premiering September 21:

The Secrets of Isis: Complete Series

Premiering September 23:

Lake Mungo
Survival of the Dead
Zombies of Mass Destruction

Premiering September 24:

Curse of the Komodo
Dead Heist
Deep Evil
Do You Wanna Know a Secret?
Evil Alien Conquerors
Final Stab
Island of the Dead
King of the Ants
Lethal Dose

Premiering September 25:

Blue Drop: Complete Collection
Body Snatchers
Conceiving Ada
Dokkoida!?
Golgo 13
Orphen

Premiering September 28:

Ghidorah: The Three Headed Monster
Godzilla’s Revenge
MST3K: Eegah!
MST3K: The Killer Shrews
MST3K: The Phantom Planet
MST3K: The Wild World of Batwoman
Rodan
Terror of Mechagodzilla
War of the Gargantuas

Info courtesy of FeedFliks.

How do I exorcise this dismal movie-going experience?

In what I am sure was a penance for enjoying Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, I reviewed The Last Exorcism for those sadists over at Moving Pictures.

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Before the film actually starts, three factors affected the general impressions of “The Last Exorcism”: its rating, release date and subject material. […] Directed by German filmmaker Daniel Stamm (“A Necessary Death”), “The Last Exorcism” fails to overcome these perceptions and actually further perpetuates them thanks to a ludicrous script, mediocre acting and the worst kind of clichéd Hollywood horror ending.

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Defying preconceptions, the first thirty minutes actually offer an enjoyable insider’s account of the workings behind a ministry and an exorcism. Mauer reveals his methods for deceiving the rubes within his flock and the even more fascinating manner in which exorcists make the supernatural real.

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Rather than stick with that far more intriguing and unique track, the Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland (co-writers for “Mail Order Wife”) screenplay disappointedly degenerates into stereotypical fare, complete with attempts at cheap shocks, tiresome characters and ineffectual red herrings. Toss in the most ludicrous and inane conclusion of the year, the not scary “The Final Exorcism” ultimately wastes 87 minutes better spent doing almost anything else. If only there was a way to exorcise this dismal movie-going experience.

Come hear me natter on at Armadillocon 32

Another year, another Armadillocon. This will be my 15th Armadillocon (since 1994, save one) as programming participant. I’m on six panels where I’m sure to be pissing someone off. Plus I have a reading. Hope to see everyone there. Drop by and say howdy.

Influential Graphic Novels Not Named Watchmen
Fri 5:00 PM-6:00 PM San Marcos room

M. Sturges, Ma. Finn, R. Klaw*, A. Porter, C. Conrad
Most people agree that Watchmen significantly influenced the development of graphic novels. What others have been influential?

What You Should Have Read
Sat 1:00 PM-2:00 PM Trinity room

W. Siros, R. Klaw*, A. Sowards, L. Person

Vampires: From Folklore to Fanfic
Sat 3:00 PM-4:00 PM Sabine room

Ma. Finn*, R. Klaw, S. Cupp, N. Southard, N. Holzner, S. White
Our panelists discuss the long history of vampires and the changes they have undergone over the years.

Critics and Criticism: Should We Be Listening?
Sun 10:00 AM-11:00 AM San Antonio room

T. Wagner, R. Klaw, D. Johnson, S. Cupp, L. Person*, N. Kress
How seriously should you take critics and criticism? Should it be ignored or taken into account?

Reading
Sun 11:00 AM-11:30 AM Pecos room

Rick Klaw
(Not sure what I’m reading yet. My most recent short story is too long.)

Five Films on an Island
Sun 1:00 PM-2:00 PM Sabine room

Ma. Finn*, R. Klaw, H. Waldrop, D. Johnson, J. Lansdale
Your ship got lost on some forsaken island due to the idiot first mate. Fortunately you have coconut electric power and a coconut projector. Unfortunately, you only have five films. Which five do you want them to be?

James Bond, CSI etc.: Science Fiction or Not?
Sun 3:00 PM-4:00 PM San Antonio room

A. Porter*, P. Benjamin, Mi. Finn, R. Eudaly, R. Klaw, M. Bey
Sure, they have sf elements, but are James Bond and CSI sf or not?

One of the country’s premier literary sf conventions, Armadillocon 32 is this weekend, August 27-29, at the Renaissance Hotel Austin.