The Raven: Nameless Here For Evermore Part 4

As part of his ongoing column at New Pulp, Alan J. Porter is serializing our story "The Raven: Nameless Here For Evermore," scheduled to appear in the not yet published Protectors anthology. The fourth segment appeared recently.

Here’s an excerpt:

After sitting in stunned silence for several minutes, Lala sputtered, “He and I, well we were…. You know… and he never gave the slightest sign… You know… a double life. I don’t believe it. He was just an actor… a good one. But not a spy.”

“Spies don’t wear badges, my dear,” Vandemeer cooed in something that Malone assumed was meant to be an attempt at a soothing voice, “at least I don’t think they do, I’ve never met one. Well at least I don’t think I have, and if I had how would have known. Of course, except for Edwin, and I didn’t know, and neither did you. After all what better person to be a spy than someone who lies and tells stories for a living?”

“Have you quite finished?” Lala flashed Vandemeer a withering look.

“I don’t like to admit it, but Mr. Vandemeer has a point, Miss Ward. An actor would make for a perfect spy.“ He slid the British Security Council folder across the table. “I’m afraid it’s all true. See for yourself.”

Lala flipped through the enclosed papers. She didn’t read them, she didn’t really need to. She could tell from the look and just a few brief glances that they corroborated Malone’s story. She returned the folder with a deep sad sigh. “So you think that the Nazis got to him?”

Read the rest of the fourth part and find links to the previous installments at New Pulp.

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch- Jan. edition

Wecome to the New Year’s edition of the Geekgasm. TV rules the new arrivals this month. Beloved shows such as Adam-12, the original Knight Rider, Magnum P.I., Miami Vice, and Quincy M.E. alongside newer series Ghost Hunters: International, United States of Tara, and Supernatural premiere. On the movie front, the classic Chinese Ghost Story trilogy and True Legend headline the meager movie selections.

* streaming for the first time via Netflix.
* streaming in HD
* close captioning is available

Premiering January 1:
*Adam-12
The Adventures of Brer Rabbit
*Amazing Stories
Antitrust
*Beyblade: Fierce Battle: The Movie Despise titles with two colons. It’s just wrong.
*A Chinese Ghost Story
*A Chinese Ghost Story 2
*A Chinese Ghost Story 3: Special Edition
*City on FireLung fu fong wan
*Disco Worms
*The Dark Half
Dragnet (1967)
Dying Breed (2008)
*Ghost Hunters: International
*Going Berserk
*In the Cold of the Night
*Knight Rider (1982) The original “classic” show
*Louis C.K.: Hilarious
*Magnum P.I.
*Miami Vice (1984)
*The Mod Squad (1999)
*The Neverending Story 3: Escape From Fantasia
Office Space
*Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys
*Quincy, M.E.
Rollerball (1975)
*Sitting Ducks
*Swordsman “Xiao ao jiang hu” (1990)
Toys (1992)
*True Legend “Su Qi-Er”

Premiering January 2:
*Phase 7
*United States of Tara

Premiering January 5:
*Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic

Premiering January 6:
American Kickboxer 1
*Carrie (2002)

Premiering January 12:
*The Butcher, the Chef and the Swordsman

Premiering January 24:
*Grave Encounters

Premiering January 30:
*Supernatural (2005)

Titles expiring soon

Expiring January 1:
*The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
*Akira Kurosawa’s Dreams
**Amadeus
*Arsenic and Old Lace
**Arthur (1981)
*The Blues Brothers
Cannibal! The Musical
*Carrie (1976) Apparently two verisions of Carrie streaming at the same time will cause a disruption in the spce-time continutity.
*Chinatown
Class of Nuke ‘Em High
*A Clockwork Orange
*Cobra
*Conspiracy Theory
**The Craft
*CQ
Creepshow
*Cypher
**Dial M for Murder (1954)
Drunken Master
*Duck, You Sucker
**Dumb and Dumber: Unrated
*Ghost Story (1981)
Gotcha!
*The Gumball Rally
**Hearts in Atlantis
**Heavenly Creatures Better hurry up if you plan on catching Peter Jackson’s best movie!
**The Hudsucker Proxy
**Insomnia (2002)
**Interview with the Vampire
Jeremiah: Season 2
**The Lost Boys: Special Edition
**Mad Max
**The Majestic
**Murder by Death
**Natural Born Killers: Director’s Cut
*9 ½ Weeks
*Ocean’s Eleven (1960)
**The Omega Man
**One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
**The Queen of the Damned
**Racing Stripes
*Scarface (1983)
**The Science of Sleep
Shadowlands (1985)
Shiri
**Space Cowboys
The Street Fighter (1974)
*Streets of Fire
Supercop
*Superfly
*Superman: The Movie
**Superman II
Superstarlet A.D.
Surf Nazis Must Die
*Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
Teen Wolf
*Teen Wolf Too
Teenage Catgirls in Heat
**The Terminator
Terror Firmer: Special Edition
*(John Carpenter’s) The Thing (1982)
The 39 Steps (1935)
Time Barbarians
**Timecop
The Toxic Avenger
The Toxic Avenger, Part 2
The Toxic Avenger, Part 3
**Trick ‘r Treat
Troma Triple B-Header: Vol. 5: Bloodspell
Tromeo & Juliet
True Stories
*Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show
*Weird Science
**Wild Wild West Good riddance!
Wizards of the Demon Sword
Wolfen
Yes, Madam Michelle Yeoh’s first starring role
Young Einstein
Zombie Island Massacre
Zu Warriors From The Magic Mountain

Expiring January 4:
Wizards of Waverly Place: Season 1

Expiring January 5:
*2012: Supernova
*Haunting of Winchester House
*The Land That Time Forgot (2009)
*Transmorphers: Fall of Man

Expiring January 6:
Independent Lens: The Atom Smashers

Expiring January 7:
Memoirs of an Invisible Man Great book, terrible movie

Expiring January 8:
Bond Girls Are Forever
Casino Royale (1954) 1st ever James Bond screen adaptation was originally intended as the pilot for a TV series
*Diamonds Are Forever
*Dr. No
*For Your Eyes Only
Goldeneye
*Goldfinger
*Licence To Kill
*Live and Let Die
*The Living Daylights
*The Man With the Golden Gun
*Moonraker
*Never Say Never Again
*Octopussy
*On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
*The Spy Who Loved Me
*Thunderball
*A View To a Kill
*The World Is Never Enough
*You Only Live Twice

Expiring January 10:
*Lost Boys: The Thirst

Expiring January 12:
Backwoods
The Color of Magic
Gulliver’s Travels (1996)
Hogfather
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
*Killer Wave
*Son of the Dragon
*Tin Man

Expiring January 14:
Body Snatchers

Info courtesy of FeedFliks and Instantwatcher

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch- Jan. edition was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Impending Geekgasm on Netflix Instant Watch- Jan. edition

Wecome to the New Year’s edition of the Geekgasm. TV rules the new arrivals this month. Beloved shows such as Adam-12, the original Knight Rider, Magnum P.I., Miami Vice, and Quincy M.E. alongside newer series Ghost Hunters: International, United States of Tara, and Supernatural premiere. On the movie front, the classic Chinese Ghost Story trilogy and True Legend headline the meager movie selections.

* streaming for the first time via Netflix.
* streaming in HD
* close captioning is available

Premiering January 1:
*Adam-12
The Adventures of Brer Rabbit
*Amazing Stories
Antitrust
*Beyblade: Fierce Battle: The Movie Despise titles with two colons. It’s just wrong.
*A Chinese Ghost Story
*A Chinese Ghost Story 2
*A Chinese Ghost Story 3: Special Edition
*City on Fire "Lung fu fong wan"
*Disco Worms
*The Dark Half
Dragnet (1967)
Dying Breed (2008)
*Ghost Hunters: International
*Going Berserk
*In the Cold of the Night
*Knight Rider (1982) The original "classic" show
*Louis C.K.: Hilarious
*Magnum P.I.
*Miami Vice (1984)
*The Mod Squad (1999)
*The Neverending Story 3: Escape From Fantasia
Office Space
*Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys
*Quincy, M.E.
Rollerball (1975)
*Sitting Ducks
*Swordsman "Xiao ao jiang hu" (1990)
Toys (1992)
*True Legend "Su Qi-Er"

Premiering January 2:
*Phase 7
*United States of Tara

Premiering January 5:
*Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic

Premiering January 6:
American Kickboxer 1
*Carrie (2002)

Premiering January 12:
*The Butcher, the Chef and the Swordsman

Premiering January 24:
*Grave Encounters

Premiering January 30:
*Supernatural (2005)

Titles expiring soon

Expiring January 1:
*The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
*Akira Kurosawa’s Dreams
**Amadeus
*Arsenic and Old Lace
**Arthur (1981)
*The Blues Brothers
Cannibal! The Musical
*Carrie (1976) Apparently two verisions of Carrie streaming at the same time will cause a disruption in the spce-time continutity.
*Chinatown
Class of Nuke ‘Em High
*A Clockwork Orange
*Cobra
*Conspiracy Theory
**The Craft
*CQ
Creepshow
*Cypher
**Dial M for Murder (1954)
Drunken Master
*Duck, You Sucker
**Dumb and Dumber: Unrated
*Ghost Story (1981)
Gotcha!
*The Gumball Rally
**Hearts in Atlantis
**Heavenly Creatures Better hurry up if you plan on catching Peter Jackson’s best movie!
**The Hudsucker Proxy
**Insomnia (2002)
**Interview with the Vampire
Jeremiah: Season 2
**The Lost Boys: Special Edition
**Mad Max
**The Majestic
**Murder by Death
**Natural Born Killers: Director’s Cut
*9 1/2 Weeks
*Ocean’s Eleven (1960)
**The Omega Man
**One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
**The Queen of the Damned
**Racing Stripes
*Scarface (1983)
**The Science of Sleep
Shadowlands (1985)
Shiri
**Space Cowboys
The Street Fighter (1974)
*Streets of Fire
Supercop
*Superfly
*Superman: The Movie
**Superman II
Superstarlet A.D.
Surf Nazis Must Die
*Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
Teen Wolf
*Teen Wolf Too
Teenage Catgirls in Heat
**The Terminator
Terror Firmer: Special Edition
*(John Carpenter’s) The Thing (1982)
The 39 Steps (1935)
Time Barbarians
**Timecop
The Toxic Avenger
The Toxic Avenger, Part 2
The Toxic Avenger, Part 3
**Trick ‘r Treat
Troma Triple B-Header: Vol. 5: Bloodspell
Tromeo & Juliet
True Stories
*Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show
*Weird Science
**Wild Wild West Good riddance!
Wizards of the Demon Sword
Wolfen
Yes, Madam Michelle Yeoh’s first starring role
Young Einstein
Zombie Island Massacre
Zu Warriors From The Magic Mountain

Expiring January 4:
Wizards of Waverly Place: Season 1

Expiring January 5:
*2012: Supernova
*Haunting of Winchester House
*The Land That Time Forgot (2009)
*Transmorphers: Fall of Man

Expiring January 6:
Independent Lens: The Atom Smashers

Expiring January 7:
Memoirs of an Invisible Man Great book, terrible movie

Expiring January 8:
Bond Girls Are Forever
Casino Royale (1954) 1st ever James Bond screen adaptation was originally intended as the pilot for a TV series
*Diamonds Are Forever
*Dr. No
*For Your Eyes Only
Goldeneye
*Goldfinger
*Licence To Kill
*Live and Let Die
*The Living Daylights
*The Man With the Golden Gun
*Moonraker
*Never Say Never Again
*Octopussy
*On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
*The Spy Who Loved Me
*Thunderball
*A View To a Kill
*The World Is Never Enough
*You Only Live Twice

Expiring January 10:
*Lost Boys: The Thirst

Expiring January 12:
Backwoods
The Color of Magic
Gulliver’s Travels (1996)
Hogfather
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
*Killer Wave
*Son of the Dragon
*Tin Man

Expiring January 14:
Body Snatchers

Info courtesy of FeedFliks and Instantwatcher

Stuff received 12/18/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Chew Volume 4: Flambe
Written by John Layman
Art by Rob Guillory

Promo copy:

These are strange times for Tony Chu, the cibopathic federal agent with the ability to get psychic impressions from the things he eats. Strange writing in extraterrestrial script has appeared in the skies of Planet Earth – and stayed there! People don”t know if the end days are upon them or not, but they don”t seem terribly concerned about the laws of the FDA, and what was once the most powerful law enforcement agency is rapidly descending into irrelevancy. So where does that leave the FDA best agent, Tony Chu?

I’ve been a fan of this extraordinary series almost from the beginning. The Chew Omnivore Edition, Volume 1 even ranked among my top ten graphic novels of 2010.

Quote:
Layman and Guillory create an alternate present where, due to avian flu fears, the American government has criminalized the possession, sale, and consumption of all poultry! Tony Chu, investigator for the Special Crimes Division of the powerful FDA, employs his abilities as a cibopathic — he gets psychic impressions from whatever he eats — to solve crimes. Guillory’s over-the-top humorous illustrations and Layman’s clever script expertly mix to spawn an enjoyable concoction of cannibalism, conspiracy, and murder. This luscious hardcover collects issues 1-10 (Volumes 1 and 2 of the trade paperback collections), complete with character design and sketches.

On the Ground: An Illustrated Anecdotal History of the Sixties Underground Press in the U.S.
Edited by Sean Stewart
Cover by Simon Benjamin

Promo copy:

Forthright anecdotes and interviews fill this eye-opening account of the birth of the underground newspaper movement. Stemming from frustration with the lack of any mainstream media criticism of the Vietnam War, the creation of the papers was emboldened by the victories of the Civil Rights–era, anticolonial movements in the Third World and the use of LSD. In the four short years from 1965–1969, the subversive press grew from five small newspapers in five cities in the United States to more than 500 newspapers—with millions of readers—all over the world. Stories by the people involved with the production and distribution of the papers, such as Bill Ayers, Paul Buhle, Paul Krassner, and Trina Robbins, bring the history of the movement to life. Full-color scans taken from a broad range of publications, from the Berkeley Barb and the Los Angeles Free Press to Chicago Seed and Screw: The Sex Review, are also included, showing the incredible energy that fueled the counterculture of the 1960s.

Tanner Hall

Promo copy:

As Fernanda (Rooney Mara) enters her senior year at Tanner Hall–a sheltered boarding school in New England–she’s faced with unexpected changes in her group of friends when a childhood acquaintance, the charismatic yet manipulative trouble-maker Victoria (Georgia King), appears. Shy and studious, Fernanda is usually the voice of reason among her friends–adventurous and sexy Kate (Brie Larson) and tomboy Lucasta (Amy Ferguson)–but when she begins a complicated friendship with Gio (Tom Everett Scott), an older family friend, she decides it’s finally time to take some risks. Jealous of Fernanda’s exciting relationship, Victoria begins to sabotage Fernanda’s plans and plots to publicly humiliate her. Meanwhile, Lucasta struggles with her newfound feelings towards another classmate, and mischievous Kate is too preoccupied with making her teachers nervous to pay much attention to her actual classes. However, as each of the girls flirt with adulthood, they realize they still need each other to help get through their first grown-up decisions–and the consequences they bring.

Directed by Tatiana von Furstenberg and Francesca Gregorini, Tanner Hall also stars Amy Sedaris and Chris Kattan. Featuring designs by Diane von Furstenberg Studios. Produced by Julia R. Snyder, Tatiana von Furstenberg and Francesca Gregorini. Executive producer by Richard L. Bready.

Robin Hood: People’s Outlaw and Forest Hero
by Paul Buhle

Promo copy:

Using a unique blend of text, collage, and comic art, this social commentary written in graphic novel format analyzes the continuity between the myth of Robin Hood and the occurrence of social uprisings among peasants. In addition, the book explores the mysteries, factual evidence, and trajectory that led to centuries of village festivals, songs, films, and cult television shows about the mythical hero who robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. Featuring a collage of various artistic renderings of Robin Hood over the past seven centuries, the comic portion presents a distinct perspective of the folk hero. Furthermore, the book reveals a largely unknown and unconsidered environmental side of Robin Hood, and touches on ecological wholeness that, for the most part, is absent in the mythos.

Back Issue No. 53
Edited by Michael Eury
Cover by Walter Simonson

Promo copy:

BACK ISSUE #53 (84 pages with FULL-COLOR, $8.95) takes an in-depth look at WALTER SIMONSON’s Thor in this “Gods” issue! And there’s more Thor: the Thunder God in the Bronze Age and a TOM DeFALCO/RON FRENZ “Pro2Pro” interview. Plus: Hercules: Prince of Power, Moondragon, Three Ways to End the New Gods Saga, and an exclusive interview with fantasy writer MICHAEL MOORCOCK. Featuring art and/or commentary by GERRY CONWAY, JACK KIRBY, BOB LAYTON, and more, with a hammer-swinging Thor cover by Simonson. Now in FULL COLOR!

The excellent Moorcock interview by RevSF’s own Alan J. Porter focuses on the SF master’s comic book career.

Stuff received 12/18/11 was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Stuff received 12/18/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Chew Volume 4: Flambe
Written by John Layman
Art by Rob Guillory

Promo copy:

These are strange times for Tony Chu, the cibopathic federal agent with the ability to get psychic impressions from the things he eats. Strange writing in extraterrestrial script has appeared in the skies of Planet Earth – and stayed there! People don”t know if the end days are upon them or not, but they don”t seem terribly concerned about the laws of the FDA, and what was once the most powerful law enforcement agency is rapidly descending into irrelevancy. So where does that leave the FDA best agent, Tony Chu?

I’ve been a fan of this extraordinary series almost from the beginning. The Chew Omnivore Edition, Volume 1 even ranked among my top ten graphic novels of 2010.

Quote:
Layman and Guillory create an alternate present where, due to avian flu fears, the American government has criminalized the possession, sale, and consumption of all poultry! Tony Chu, investigator for the Special Crimes Division of the powerful FDA, employs his abilities as a cibopathic — he gets psychic impressions from whatever he eats — to solve crimes. Guillory’s over-the-top humorous illustrations and Layman’s clever script expertly mix to spawn an enjoyable concoction of cannibalism, conspiracy, and murder. This luscious hardcover collects issues 1-10 (Volumes 1 and 2 of the trade paperback collections), complete with character design and sketches.

On the Ground: An Illustrated Anecdotal History of the Sixties Underground Press in the U.S.
Edited by Sean Stewart
Cover by Simon Benjamin

Promo copy:

Forthright anecdotes and interviews fill this eye-opening account of the birth of the underground newspaper movement. Stemming from frustration with the lack of any mainstream media criticism of the Vietnam War, the creation of the papers was emboldened by the victories of the Civil Rights–era, anticolonial movements in the Third World and the use of LSD. In the four short years from 1965–1969, the subversive press grew from five small newspapers in five cities in the United States to more than 500 newspapers—with millions of readers—all over the world. Stories by the people involved with the production and distribution of the papers, such as Bill Ayers, Paul Buhle, Paul Krassner, and Trina Robbins, bring the history of the movement to life. Full-color scans taken from a broad range of publications, from the Berkeley Barb and the Los Angeles Free Press to Chicago Seed and Screw: The Sex Review, are also included, showing the incredible energy that fueled the counterculture of the 1960s.

Tanner Hall

Promo copy:

As Fernanda (Rooney Mara) enters her senior year at Tanner Hall–a sheltered boarding school in New England–she’s faced with unexpected changes in her group of friends when a childhood acquaintance, the charismatic yet manipulative trouble-maker Victoria (Georgia King), appears. Shy and studious, Fernanda is usually the voice of reason among her friends–adventurous and sexy Kate (Brie Larson) and tomboy Lucasta (Amy Ferguson)–but when she begins a complicated friendship with Gio (Tom Everett Scott), an older family friend, she decides it’s finally time to take some risks. Jealous of Fernanda’s exciting relationship, Victoria begins to sabotage Fernanda’s plans and plots to publicly humiliate her. Meanwhile, Lucasta struggles with her newfound feelings towards another classmate, and mischievous Kate is too preoccupied with making her teachers nervous to pay much attention to her actual classes. However, as each of the girls flirt with adulthood, they realize they still need each other to help get through their first grown-up decisions–and the consequences they bring.

Directed by Tatiana von Furstenberg and Francesca Gregorini, Tanner Hall also stars Amy Sedaris and Chris Kattan. Featuring designs by Diane von Furstenberg Studios. Produced by Julia R. Snyder, Tatiana von Furstenberg and Francesca Gregorini. Executive producer by Richard L. Bready.

Robin Hood: People’s Outlaw and Forest Hero
by Paul Buhle

Promo copy:

Using a unique blend of text, collage, and comic art, this social commentary written in graphic novel format analyzes the continuity between the myth of Robin Hood and the occurrence of social uprisings among peasants. In addition, the book explores the mysteries, factual evidence, and trajectory that led to centuries of village festivals, songs, films, and cult television shows about the mythical hero who robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. Featuring a collage of various artistic renderings of Robin Hood over the past seven centuries, the comic portion presents a distinct perspective of the folk hero. Furthermore, the book reveals a largely unknown and unconsidered environmental side of Robin Hood, and touches on ecological wholeness that, for the most part, is absent in the mythos.

Back Issue No. 53
Edited by Michael Eury
Cover by Walter Simonson

Promo copy:

BACK ISSUE #53 (84 pages with FULL-COLOR, $8.95) takes an in-depth look at WALTER SIMONSON’s Thor in this “Gods” issue! And there’s more Thor: the Thunder God in the Bronze Age and a TOM DeFALCO/RON FRENZ “Pro2Pro” interview. Plus: Hercules: Prince of Power, Moondragon, Three Ways to End the New Gods Saga, and an exclusive interview with fantasy writer MICHAEL MOORCOCK. Featuring art and/or commentary by GERRY CONWAY, JACK KIRBY, BOB LAYTON, and more, with a hammer-swinging Thor cover by Simonson. Now in FULL COLOR!

The excellent Moorcock interview by RevSF’s own Alan J. Porter focuses on the SF master’s comic book career.

Bags, Bacteria, TV, and Me

Due to the Thanksgiving holiday and a particularly hectic schedule at the Geek Compound (more on that in future posts), I’m just getting around to telling y’all about my recent 20 second brush with fame.

Unbeknownst to most of you, I like to shop for groceries. At first blush, that would seem pretty weird unless you factor in that I like to eat (a lot!) and that my first job was sacking groceries for Randall’s in Houston. For over four years, I worked at the Dairy Ashford & Memorial location. Because of all this (and that Brandy hates to grocery shop), I handle all the food shopping for the Geek Compound.

In mid-October during my weekly sojourn, I was approached by a familiar-looking woman. I searched my mind for who the hell she was. This isn’t that uncommon for me. After living in Austin for 24 years, I’ve met a lot of people. Problem is that even though I have a great memory for faces, names often elude me. (So if you run into me and I look dumbfounded, it’s because I’m trying to recall your name)

Turns out the well-dressed woman was the local NBC affiliate KXAN evening anchor Leslie Rhode. She stopped me because I was the only guy she could find in the grocery store who was using re-usable bags. They were doing a story on the cleanliness (or not) of the bags. She asked if she could take two of my bags to test for bacteria levels. They’d give me two brand new bags right then and return my bags after the piece ran.


Leslie Rhode

Seemed like a dumb idea for a news report but what the hell. We exchanged the bags and I continued my shopping.

Soon after, Leslie and a cameraman advanced on me. “I’ve been looking for you. We’d like to interview you on camera.” While the cameraman prepped, Leslie told me how impressed she was that I did all the grocery shopping. Apparently her husband can’t be trusted to do it right. They interviewed me for a few minutes.

The piece finally ran on November 21. I appear on camera for all of about 20 seconds, saying something snarky. A transcript and video are available on the KXAN site.


Our bags to be tested are on the far right.

Bags, Bacteria, TV, and Me was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

Bags, Bacteria, TV, and Me

Due to the Thanksgiving holiday and a particularly hectic schedule at the Geek Compound (more on that in future posts), I’m just getting around to telling y’all about my recent 20 second brush with fame.

Unbeknownst to most of you, I like to shop for groceries. At first blush, that would seem pretty weird unless you factor in that I like to eat (a lot!) and that my first job was sacking groceries for Randall’s in Houston. For over four years, I worked at the Dairy Ashford & Memorial location. Because of all this (and that Brandy hates to grocery shop), I handle all the food shopping for the Geek Compound.

In mid-October during my weekly sojourn, I was approached by a familiar-looking woman. I searched my mind for who the hell she was. This isn’t that uncommon for me. After living in Austin for 24 years, I’ve met a lot of people. Problem is that even though I have a great memory for faces, names often elude me. (So if you run into me and I look dumbfounded, it’s because I’m trying to recall your name)

Turns out the well-dressed woman was the local NBC affiliate KXAN evening anchor Leslie Rhode. She stopped me because I was the only guy she could find in the grocery store who was using re-usable bags. They were doing a story on the cleanliness (or not) of the bags. She asked if she could take two of my bags to test for bacteria levels. They’d give me two brand new bags right then and return my bags after the piece ran.


Leslie Rhode

Seemed like a dumb idea for a news report but what the hell. We exchanged the bags and I continued my shopping.

Soon after, Leslie and a cameraman advanced on me. "I’ve been looking for you. We’d like to interview you on camera." While the cameraman prepped, Leslie told me how impressed she was that I did all the grocery shopping. Apparently her husband can’t be trusted to do it right. They interviewed me for a few minutes.

The piece finally ran on November 21. I appear on camera for all of about 20 seconds, saying something snarky. A transcript and video are available on the KXAN site.


Our bags to be tested are on the far right.