Even the King of Rock and Roll can’t elevate the inane dice rolling game out of the halls of lame-assery.

Though it hasn’t stopped USAopoly, makers of countless improbably licensed versions of Monopoly, Risk, Clue, and other classic games, from producing two different colored sets of the Elvis Yahtzee: black and blue, each with a unique design.

No matter how cool Elvis may be, Yahtzee still stinks.