Never get caught off guard again! Cylon Safety Information Sheet #8, issued by QMx on behalf of the Colonial Ministry of Information, contains 10 tips that can save your life and the lives of your fellow Colonials, so heed them well:

★Do they ask questions about classified subjects?

★Do they seem unusually strong, smart or self-assured?

★Do they say God instead of Gods?

★Have you seen them before, but you know it’s not the same person?

★Do you see them hanging around secured or restricted areas?

★Do they seem to hear music that no one else can hear?

★Do they seem unusually fearless, as if death has no meaning for them?

★Do they exhibit sociopathic behavior around other humans, especially defenseless children?

★Are they unusually adept, almost empathic, with machines?

★Does their spine glow red when they get… excited?

Remember, the Cylons look like us now. Be aware. Be vigilant. And report unusual persons immediately!

How To Spot a Cylon was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon