[  Mood: Confused ]
Who exactly was clamoring for the return of Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters, the mediocre 80s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rip-off?

Can the return of Naive Inter-Dimensional Commando Koalas, Geriatric Gangrene Jujitsu Gerbils, Boris the Bear, and Gnatrat be far behind?

It’s bad enough that DC tried to recapture the 80s with the failed Infinite Crisis, that 80s music plays at the grocery store, and that the Republicans are trying to find the next Ronald Reagan, but do we really have to live through a second anthropomorphic super-hero revolution?