{"id":80,"date":"2007-06-02T12:05:28","date_gmt":"2007-06-02T12:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2007\/06\/02\/internal-dialogue\/"},"modified":"2007-06-02T12:05:28","modified_gmt":"2007-06-02T12:05:28","slug":"internal-dialogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2007\/06\/02\/internal-dialogue\/","title":{"rendered":"Internal Dialogue"},"content":{"rendered":"

JV:
\nI just read my CCN newsletter. They argued that showing breasts to a child was as psychologically damaging to them as raping them would be.
\nDB:
\nIf the damage is that minor, I’m gonna start f***ing kids right now.<\/p>\n

JV:
\nI bet Tupac was hung well.
\nDB:
\nTupac was shot, not lynched.<\/p>\n

DB:
\nDude, wake up and shut up, you were having a nightmare.
\nJV:
\nI dreamed I got fired because my cat called someone a n*gg*r.<\/p>\n

JV:
\nPeople are going to die tonight in Afghanistan and Iraq.
\nDB:
\nThat’s no excuse not to vacuum, asshole.<\/p>\n

DB:
\nWhat’s bukkake?
\nJV:
\nGoogle image search it.<\/p>\n

JV:
\nWe should set some goals before we turn 30.
\nDB:
\nMm… Get married, have one kid, start my own business.
\nJV:
\nEpic flying mount.
\nDB:
\nBe realistic, asshole.<\/p>\n

DB:
\nIf you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
\nJV:
\nBatman. You?
\nDB:
\nGod.<\/p>\n

JV:
\nI think the fish is half blind. One of its eyes is discolored.
\nDB:
\nDoesn’t matter. It’s a stupid animal. Every three seconds, it will be like, "Woah! I can only see out of one eye!"<\/p>\n

JV:
\nUuuugh. A girl thinks I know everything about every videogame because she knows I have a gamefly account. Now she’s asking me for tips through AIM whenever she gets stuck.
\nDB:
\nWhat game?
\nJV:
\nDDR.<\/p>\n

JV:
\nCheck it out, Mengele documents.
\nDB:
\nHe was pulling teeth out post <\/span>mortem?
\nJV:
\nI know, dude. He just lost a lot of respect.<\/p>\n

DB:
\nWhere’s the pasta?
\nJV:
\nNext to the antipasta.
\nDB:
\nYou fool! You’ll kill us all!<\/p>\n

JV:
\nWhere does veganism fit into natural selection?
\nDB:
\nWhat are you talking about?
\nJV:
\nThe plants can’t move. Vegans can. It’s unfair to evolution.<\/p>\n

JV:
\nHow’s Europe?
\nDB:
\nI’ll think about it when I get back, I’m going to sleep.
\nJV:
\nHeck of an early bed time.
\nDB:
\nSmall price to pay for living in the future.<\/p>\n

JV:
\nI don’t think Mount Rushmore grew that way.
\nDB:
\n…<\/p>\n

JV:
\nNuclear… defense… system… It says bullet to bullet had a seventy five percent failure rate.
\nDB:
\nNeed something bigger. Launch homeless people as human cannon balls.
\nJV:
\nThe system would pay for itself.<\/p>\n

DB:
\nNightmares again, dude.
\nJV:
\nI had a nightmare that I had a dream.
\nDB:
\nWhat was the dream?
\nJV:
\nI was eating pudding.
\nDB:
\nWhat was the nightmare?
\nJV:
\nWhen I woke up, I had a spoon in my ass.<\/p>\n

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