{"id":148,"date":"2006-10-27T16:40:37","date_gmt":"2006-10-27T16:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2006\/10\/27\/traveling-at-the-speed-of-love\/"},"modified":"2006-10-27T16:40:37","modified_gmt":"2006-10-27T16:40:37","slug":"traveling-at-the-speed-of-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2006\/10\/27\/traveling-at-the-speed-of-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Traveling at the speed of love"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong> \"In Mood:<\/strong> In Love ]<\/strong>
[<\/strong> Currently:<\/strong> Making a supersonic woman of you ]<\/strong>
Woohoo, a review I wrote about a videogame that got published a month ago is up on the main page! Click it here for moral victory.<\/a> You know what this means, people? Some day, I could be making Joe Crowe money. Make sure to give feedback about how much I rock, unless you’re a filthy damn tentacle loving communist, much like KaosDevice.<\/p>\n

And on the non-ephemeral internet based half of my life, I’m about to move to Orlando to start my long ago promised job working for The Mouse. This move represents a significant cut in pay and a significant increase in rent, so I don’t know why the Hell I thought this was a good move six months ago when I first got out here from California, but I’ve already started. So don’t stop me now, because I’m having a good time.<\/a> I don’t measure things in celsius, that’s why they call me Mr. Farenheit!<\/p>\n

Oh, hello, blog. Don’t sneak up on me like that when I’m rocking out to Queen. It’s not safe. <\/p>\n

For you.<\/p>\n

Right naw, I’m about halfway through the single player of the latest Splinter Cell game. I guess it counts as Sci-Fi since its set in the distant of 2007, but I dunno. All the technology in the game exists in some way, if not an analogue easily accessible with a 360 controller. Playing whacky 80s music in the custom soundtrack of an intense Tom Clancy spy thriller is better than chocolate cake, by the way. Jumping over a railing, sneaking up behind an Islamic terrorist, grabbing hiim, shanking him in spine with a combat knife and dumping his corpse over the side of a two hundred story building is a thousand times better when you’ve got "HERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS, WE’RE THE PRINCES OF THE U-NIIII-VEEERSE<\/a>!" blaring in the background.<\/p>\n

Oh, dear sweet baby Baphomet, I want the Highlander videogame to come out right the Hell now. Ooh, and I want it to come out on the Wii, so I can give the ol’ Adrian Paul glare to my TV set right before I chop a guys head off. I guess I could do that with a regular controller, but me want to choppy choppy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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