{"id":138,"date":"2006-11-24T03:50:33","date_gmt":"2006-11-24T03:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2006\/11\/24\/those-times\/"},"modified":"2006-11-24T03:50:33","modified_gmt":"2006-11-24T03:50:33","slug":"those-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2006\/11\/24\/those-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Those times."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/mood_sick.gif\" alt=\"Sick\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <strong>Mood:<\/strong> Sick&nbsp;<strong>]<\/strong><br \/><strong>[<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/action_eat.gif\" alt=\"Eating turkey.\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <strong>Currently:<\/strong> Eating turkey.&nbsp;<strong>]<\/strong><br \/>Woe is to be me.  I am a child castaway in the middle of the sea, with no detritus to latch on to in hopes of rescue.  I am a spring flower in the jungle, doomed to wither into pale and gloomy death in the shade of my taller brothers.  I am a poem composed in the darkest hour of night on a subway ride home, doomed to be forgotten before my codas can be put from mind to ink to paper.<\/p>\n<p>I am sick.<\/p>\n<p>Unnnnngh.  Is my nose runny?  I can&#8217;t breathe out of it, but I can&#8217;t feel my face enough to tell whether it&#8217;s got snot all over it&#8230; I just touched it.  Yes.  Ew.<\/p>\n<p>Where&#8217;s some paper?  All I can find near me is some&#8230; old memo&#8230; But its used.  And it&#8217;s all hard, and pointy.  My nose is CHAPPED.  My lips, too.  Unnnnnnghhhhahahnn&#8230;  It hurts to open my mouth to cough.  My lips are all crusted together and dry.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got some phlegm in my throat and it won&#8217;t come out.  Mhhhhh! driving me crazy.  I think I&#8217;m gonna throw up if I try too hard to get out.  Oh crap.  Don&#8217;t think about throwing up, don&#8217;t think about throwing up, don&#8217;t think about here comes the mouth condensation.  My stommy hurts.  Throat trying to swallow itself<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[&nbsp; Mood: Sick&nbsp;][&nbsp; Currently: Eating turkey.&nbsp;]Woe is to be me. I am a child castaway in the middle of the sea, with no detritus to latch on to in hopes of rescue. 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