{"id":133,"date":"2006-12-07T03:14:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T03:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2006\/12\/07\/creamsicle-or-fudgsical-a-difficult-decision\/"},"modified":"2006-12-07T03:14:19","modified_gmt":"2006-12-07T03:14:19","slug":"creamsicle-or-fudgsical-a-difficult-decision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2006\/12\/07\/creamsicle-or-fudgsical-a-difficult-decision\/","title":{"rendered":"Creamsicle or Fudgsical: A Difficult Decision"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>[<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/mood_confused.gif\" alt=\"Confused\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <strong>Mood:<\/strong> Confused&nbsp;<strong>]<\/strong><br \/><strong>[<\/strong>&nbsp;<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/images\/weblogs\/action_eat.gif\" alt=\"Eating both.\" style=\"vertical-align: middle\" border=\"0\" \/> <strong>Currently:<\/strong> Eating both.&nbsp;<strong>]<\/strong><br \/>Now is the winter of our discount tent.  As it is ten o&#8217;clock in the post-meridian, I find myself having waited too long to order a pizza, and have three choices.<\/p>\n<p>1.  Go out to eat at Denny&#8217;s or Wendy&#8217;s.<br \/>\n2.  Finish off the ice cream in the fridge.<br \/>\n3.  Stop getting fat by eating at 10 P.M.<\/p>\n<p>If I go out to eat, I will spend upwards of five dollars on a meal that tastes like shit.  If I finish the ice cream here, I will be hopped up on delicious sugar, and I will not have said ice cream for a later date.  The other contents of my refridgerator are as follows:<\/p>\n<ul>11 Dasani Water bottles<br \/>\n1 Jar of Publix Brand Yellow Mustard<br \/>\n1 Tub of Heinz Ketchup<br \/>\n6 Sam Adams Boston Lagers<br \/>\n1 Empty box to something<\/ul>\n<p>My father told me the other day that these are the best years of my life.  I am going to Wendy&#8217;s and will stop by 7\/11 for toilet paper.  That sentence was not a non sequitur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[&nbsp; Mood: Confused&nbsp;][&nbsp; Currently: Eating both.&nbsp;]Now is the winter of our discount tent. As it is ten o&#8217;clock in the post-meridian, I find myself having waited too long to order a pizza, and have three choices. 1. 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