{"id":115,"date":"2007-02-05T08:57:32","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T08:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2007\/02\/05\/hurry-it-up-burlew\/"},"modified":"2007-02-05T08:57:32","modified_gmt":"2007-02-05T08:57:32","slug":"hurry-it-up-burlew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2007\/02\/05\/hurry-it-up-burlew\/","title":{"rendered":"Hurry it up, Burlew!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Order of the Stick is supposed to update today.  It hasn&#8217;t updated yet.  Hurry up, damnit!  I want to know what happens next!  I needs my fix of the stick!  Will Roy finally kill Miko?  Is Belkar capable of killing again?  What about Xylon?  Is Haley pregnant yet?  This Hinjo guy &#8211; will he betray them all?  Is Varsuuvius a dude or a chick?  What happened to that fatty that Durkon plowed?  Gah!  Imma go do a myspace quiz!  To pass the time!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/jurjyfrort\/strongbad.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giantitp.com\/comics\/oots0410.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">HE DID IT!<\/a>  Ahhhhhhh.  Closure.  Relief.  But now I have to wait another two days for the next page of the comic!  Damn you, tedious online comic release format!  I&#8217;m bummed out now.  <span style=\"font-style: italic\">THE CHEEEEEEAT!<\/span>  Bring me some potate!  And a blankey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Order of the Stick is supposed to update today. It hasn&#8217;t updated yet. Hurry up, damnit! I want to know what happens next! I needs my fix of the stick! Will Roy finally kill Miko? 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