{"id":113,"date":"2007-02-11T12:02:11","date_gmt":"2007-02-11T12:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2007\/02\/11\/everyday-conversation-for-this-week\/"},"modified":"2007-02-11T12:02:11","modified_gmt":"2007-02-11T12:02:11","slug":"everyday-conversation-for-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2007\/02\/11\/everyday-conversation-for-this-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Everyday conversation for this week"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong> \"Hypnotized\" Mood:<\/strong> Hypnotized ]<\/strong>
Rosie O’Donnell has the jump on all of us. The woman is psychic. This <\/a>aired the day before Anna Nicole Smith died. We have to act fast and burn this witch whose evil becomes reality.<\/p>\n

I need to say these things in everyday conversation by 2\/18, lest they lose their potency and have all the relevance of a hanging chad joke.<\/p>\n

"I fathered Anna Nicole Smith’s baby."
\n"Before you start the car, buckle your seatbelt and adjust your diaper."
\n"I’M COLD!"
\n"Thanks, Greta."
\n"GET DOWN! Oh, its a lite brite. GET DOWN!"
\n"It’s legal to access porn in libraries. I’m going to a library."
\n"Hey, did you see American Idol last night? I did not."
\n"Giulianahmadinejongilintonobamamccainomania!"
\n"Wanna share a Snickers, dude?"
\n"I have to go home and let my roomba out of the closet before it freaks out tries to hang itself."
\n"If I don’t make it through Hannibal Rising, you guys can eat my body."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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