{"id":108,"date":"2007-02-19T03:52:05","date_gmt":"2007-02-19T03:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2007\/02\/19\/saying-these-things-is-no-longer-funny-as-of-21807\/"},"modified":"2007-02-19T03:52:05","modified_gmt":"2007-02-19T03:52:05","slug":"saying-these-things-is-no-longer-funny-as-of-21807","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/dharma\/2007\/02\/19\/saying-these-things-is-no-longer-funny-as-of-21807\/","title":{"rendered":"Saying these things is no longer funny as of 2\/18\/07"},"content":{"rendered":"

"I fathered Anna Nicole Smith’s baby."
\n"Before you start the car, buckle your seatbelt and adjust your diaper."
\n"I’M COLD!"
\n"Thanks, Greta."
\n"GET DOWN! Oh, its a lite brite. GET DOWN!"
\n"It’s legal to access porn in libraries. I’m going to a library."
\n"Hey, did you see American Idol last night? I did not."
\n"Giulianahmadinejongilintonobamamccainomania!"
\n"Wanna share a Snickers, dude?"
\n"I have to go home and let my roomba out of the closet before it freaks out tries to hang itself."
\n"If I don’t make it through Hannibal Rising, you guys can eat my body."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

"I fathered Anna Nicole Smith’s baby." "Before you start the car, buckle your seatbelt and adjust your diaper." "I’M COLD!" "Thanks, Greta." "GET DOWN! Oh, its a lite brite. GET DOWN!" "It’s legal to access porn in libraries. I’m going … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n