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Achievement Unlocked – Immortality Obtained

Life is so damn good. Sword fighting on Mt. Vesuvius while it blows Pompeii to Hell, huge Braveheart-like battles with…

18 years ago

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

I completed Bioshock last night, and I've got to say, that, despite all the high scores its getting in magazines…

18 years ago

JIBBLIES INCURRED

PERCHIWAHDSISABA ABBAHAHAHAAA?! WTF? GRUBMASHAERDSTER! AGAHDSADSFJ! WOTSODAWOTOTDOWOAH?!!!!! UNICORN NEEDED!

18 years ago

On Being Screwed

Two games are coming out next week for the PS3 that have had a little trouble getting off the ground,…

18 years ago

Funcom, I have never prayed to you before.

I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good players or bad.…

18 years ago

Damn, it feels good to be a gamer

This week didn't see much in the ways of releases for the good ol' 360, just some cruddy Madden game…

18 years ago

I Am Here

Oh, Gillian Anderson. Our love was only meant to be expressed through Microsoft Word.

18 years ago

Stardust – A Quick Review

This movie got me laid.

18 years ago

“Here is a sleeping cat, I am going to attack it.”

A few months ago, Mickey Mouse was beaten to death by a jew to teach children about the Palestinian/Israeli conflict.…

18 years ago

Two Worlds, One Family

[  Currently: Listening to not Phil Collins ]Trust your heart, let fate decide, to guide these lives we see! Eh. I…

18 years ago