I should be at work right now

[  Mood: Sleepy ][ Currently: Getting the Hell to work ]

19 years ago

Indiana Jones and the Slippery Bedpan

[  Mood: Fed Up WIth Life ][  Currently: Playing Ninety-Nine Nights ]Often when I wake up at noon, I open my blood…

19 years ago

Fuck you, giant talking M&M!

[  Mood: Sick ][ Currently: Not eating any more candy ]You know that part of Farenheit 451, where the firefighter's wife has…

19 years ago

Traveling at the speed of love

[  Mood: In Love ][ Currently: Making a supersonic woman of you ]Woohoo, a review I wrote about a videogame that got…

19 years ago

I saw the worst bands of my generation destroyed by madness

[  Mood: Shocked ][  Currently: Listening to Deerhoof ]My life is Hell. Listen to this over and over again for an hour…

19 years ago

Step 2: ???

[  Mood: Confused ][  Currently: Working in a coal mine. ] So I've been doing some research into financing models for web…

19 years ago

Kickin’ it old school, 2003

[  Mood: Happy ][  Currently: Reading , just kidding. I'm playing videogames. ]2003. It was a good year. I assume fine wines…

19 years ago

S-u-c-c-e-s-s, that’s the way you spell success!

[  Mood: Sleepy ][  Currently: Playing illegal tag. ]I did it. After five days of taking "liberties" with my PTO to work…

19 years ago

Trackback paddy whack give a dog a bone

[  Mood: Confused ][  Currently: Watching u fap. ]I'm not sure how the crap trackback pings work on all those sites that…

19 years ago

Mawiage.

[  Mood: Hypnotized ][  Currently: Reading your mind. ]It's the weason we awe gathewed hewe, to-day. Actually, I'm here today to tell…

19 years ago