Order of the Stick is supposed to update today. It hasn’t updated yet. Hurry up, damnit! I want to know what happens next! I needs my fix of the stick! Will Roy finally kill Miko? Is Belkar capable of killing again? What about Xylon? Is Haley pregnant yet? This Hinjo guy – will he betray them all? Is Varsuuvius a dude or a chick? What happened to that fatty that Durkon plowed? Gah! Imma go do a myspace quiz! To pass the time!

UPDATE: HE DID IT! Ahhhhhhh. Closure. Relief. But now I have to wait another two days for the next page of the comic! Damn you, tedious online comic release format! I’m bummed out now. THE CHEEEEEEAT! Bring me some potate! And a blankey.