Tis rare that spam forces its way past the might gmail blockade, but when it does, it is usually a doozy. Either the Chinese want my bank account number, or I won the Brazilian super lotto, or that old favorite:
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| In company women may state, that man’s s’e_xual skill is much more significant, than the length of his willy. But we all know, that privately, they maintain the contrary! In truth that big dic’k is more strong and arousing! MegaDik will help you to comply with not only technical, but also size requirements! |
I had to read this ten times to make up my mind whether this was a real junk e-mail, or if it was something I sent myself when I got bored. There’s broken english, a play on infomercial talk, and it’s about penises. At this point I must wonder, am I imitating them, or am I them? Is my life leading up to a twist? While thinking that I am Jack, am I actually Jack’s prostate?
Only the people at MegaDik know for sure.
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