… Chad Wardenn! Straight from the suburbs, baby, he’s slightly darker skinned than most of the other people at his school, so show the man’s ghettofabulous speech patterns some respeck. Fairly warned says I: he curses so frequently, even I am slightly offended, and I’m basically Caligula with bigger tits.

Some choice quotes:

"Everyone knows that girls can’t do sh*t except suck d***." – on Final Fantasy XII-2 (It’s funny because it’s true!)

"True games have some fiddy cent in the background. Some Lil’ John. Not f*ckin’ p***y ass Mad World." – on Tears for Fears comeback’s marketing

"Halo 3. Know what I’m sayin? They better rename that shit to GAYLO 3." – on how gay people play Halo

"Mexican ass n**** that just jumped over the border to fix people’s toilets." – in regards to Mario, of the Mario Bros. "Hello, ma’am, I’m here to clean your pipes, of piranha plants.