I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good players or bad. Why we fought, or why we had to reroll. All that matters is that I get into the Age of Conan beta. That’s what’s important! Monthly subscriptions please you, Funcom… so grant me one request. Grant me free access to the bloodiest MMO ever made!
And if you do not listen, then to ASHERON’S CALL 2 with you!
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