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“Here is a sleeping cat, I am going to attack it.”

A few months ago, Mickey Mouse was beaten to death by a jew to teach children about the Palestinian/Israeli conflict. No, really.

The geniuses behind that little ditty have just won my heart by teaching another important lesson: animal cruelty. Pissing off lions and spontaneously attacking small animals are hobbies of mine that I’m very passionate about. I’m glad that future generations of children will know the joy of punting cats thanks to this program.

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