I believe in a thing called love. Just listen to the rhythm of my heart. There’s a chance we can make it now. We’ll be rocking til the sun goes down. I believe in a thing called love. Ooh!
I found a thing. Here’s a thing that I found.
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A global warming argument not by a crazy ass. Gotta admit: It makes sense, and it doesn’t effect me. Maybe it’s because I was indoctrinated by Captain Planet propaganda when I was four years old, but I recently scored 1.3 sized carbon footprint (I think 5 was average). I don’t drive anywhere, I barely use any electricity, I don’t make a lot of garbage – I just poop a lot. And that’s kinda helping the environment. So, be like me and do your part to save the environment: Quit your job and fap at home. In other news:
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