Trashy personality quizzes made by junior high students in order to label ourselves like various cuts of meat, that’s what! But no more! I will not stand for it. Go forth and find out whether you’re more like Jar Jar, or more like 3P0.
The Ultimate Star Wars Personality Quiz
(Yes, damnit!)
Far less cool Star Trek Personality Quiz
(No friggin way.)
World’s Shortest Political Quiz
Kurt Russell, Clint Eastwood and I have meetings and poker on Thursdays. You guys should come check it out. Guys? There’s free beer? Guys? Anyone?
Ginger Spice – The Slutty One!
You are Hot Rod. You are an all around good person. You follow rules until they get on your nerves, then you throw out the rule book and start shooting. You tend to act first and that sometimes gets you into trouble, but you’ve got it under control. You have this incredible need to do what you think is right. When you find yourself in charge, you are rather uncomfortable, but you have the savvy to get the job done. Rock on with your hot-headed self.
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