"I fathered Anna Nicole Smith’s baby."
"Before you start the car, buckle your seatbelt and adjust your diaper."
"I’M COLD!"
"Thanks, Greta."
"GET DOWN! Oh, its a lite brite. GET DOWN!"
"It’s legal to access porn in libraries. I’m going to a library."
"Hey, did you see American Idol last night? I did not."
"Giulianahmadinejongilintonobamamccainomania!"
"Wanna share a Snickers, dude?"
"I have to go home and let my roomba out of the closet before it freaks out tries to hang itself."
"If I don’t make it through Hannibal Rising, you guys can eat my body."