I was going to blog a blog about
How I blogged a blog about
Blogging bloggers who blog too much
Only to realize I blog
Like Bob Loblaw blogs
In the blogosphere and
there are blogs everywhere *
And one more blogged blog
Would be one blog blogged too many
By one more blogging blogger
Who blogs just to blog
Even if no one reads his blog and
There’s nothing to blog about anyway *
Even though there’s many ways to blog,
Live blog, election blog, life blog,
Blogtacular, blog table, blog cabin,
I blog, he blogs, he/she/it blogs,
Blog guests, blog days, blog havens,
They blog, we blog, we’re blogging,
I’m blogging, this is a blog entry and
This blog is flying and
It is blogging legitimate,
Even if blog readers are sick of it and
Then they blog about blogs
"This blog is too male for me" *
"This blog is too soft"
"THIS BLOG IS NOT PORRIDGE AT ALL"
Critiblogs to criticize blogs
BlogWatch blogs that only bloggers watch
God’s blog is the blogiverse and
I am the center of it.

And that sentence is true no matter who says it out loud. * (fade)

*= CHORUS:
Blog blog blog blah blah blah (repeat x10)

He’s number one in my celebrity deadpool for this year