Order of the Stick is a great webcomic. I really enjoy it, and I really appreciate how great Rich Burlew is at creating cliff hangers. HOWEVER, there are a lot of angry forums on the internet, and Giant in the Playground’s forum is one that I’ve been targeting for a while. See, often times, I like to go into character and post on forums with the explicit intent to annoy and anger people I hate. And there was a lot to hate here. Rabid fanboys, people who stay in their RP character at all times, people who type English with a European accent ("top’ o ther mernin’ tuh ye, laddy!"), and the ever popular mightier-than-thous forum veterans.
That said, here is how I chose to piss them off. Well, actually, it’s part two of my Order of the Stick fan fiction, which unfortunately never saw the light of day. I’d have part one as well, but they’re surprisingly quick on that "delete thread" button over there. The first three names are those of the first three people who lashed out at the story – I had planned to continue killing off my "enemies" in the story until the thread got closed.
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| "PART 2
Vespe Varato and Alterris were making out in a gutter when The Sneak stumbled over them holding a ridiculus jug of booze. "Holy carp, can I join!" they said yes. Tehy rolled around in teh mud until they all died of a cold. It was reining. Wolves chewd they’re bodys a part and scatered teh peaces to teh 4 cardinals directiuns. Mean wile Savage and Roy Grenhilt were planning they’re next move; "We have two get rid of the next boss, but how?" Roy asks; Savage says I know! We can go see the searess! She will no what two do; So they went on a trip to teh mountains and had many adventures; all the dam random encunters culd ant be skiped; but finally they made it and tey were their. "Wtf you want, Savage?" Searess asks. "I diid not forgive you not calling me before you left. I been miss you body!" Searess looks just like Salma Hayek but with bigger boobs. Okay, let’s MOVE OUT!" Elan say and he run into a wall agin. Belkan also run into wall because he dumb, except I mean she b/c she still a girl in tis. Every one laff at teh stupids. Roy got his new mount from Burning Crusade and lead every one down teh mountain. "COME ON," HE SAY, "WE HAVE TO HIT LEVEL 70 AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSIBLE" The sun set all around them as the Stickmen head for hi-adventor! TO BE CONTINUE" |
Not any more. One forum down, about a hundred thousand more to go. Next on the radar: The official Sci-Fi Channel forums.