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So I woke up, cracked my neck, and it stayed cracked. Ow. Ow. Ow. How do I fix this? I’ve gotten loaded up on every medication I have in the house, nothing’s helping. I can’t turn my head to the left. That’s really inconvenient! There’s a lot of things to the left that I want to see! This seriously hurts! OW!
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