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So, I got bored and clicked around, and behold, I can make a blog here. As Sean Connery said in Finding Forrester, "Yes. YES!" And the template comes complete with my own pastey little blood splattered goth guy who apparently buys his t-shirts online and needs to get in contact with some visine vis a vis Ben Stein. How did the artist know what I look like?
Now that the creation is out of the way, I need something to blog about. Should I bitch about how I didn’t lock down my sale today because my boss is an idiot? Or about how much I miss my girlfriend? Or should I just defecate on the post-good-Star Trek science fiction world in a series of sharp, sarcastic comments while I cry inside like a bitch? You decide, America.
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