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Why blog?
Because I can. And while I quite enjoy snarky musings of the board, a blog enables me to ramble on pointlessly about meaningless nonsense that even I don’t understand, but in the far future when archeologists unearth the long buried internet they will see my writings and assume they have some sort of vast cultural signifigance. Mwahahahah!

Can anyone blog?
No. in fact I had to blackmail Shane with nekkid photos of him rolling on piles of Zealot tokens to get approved.

I don’t actually have nekkid photos of him, but I do have SEC Rule 144a filings that reveal a complex scheme of international Token fraud. Shane and Joe, while extolling the virues of Zealot, were secretly selling millions of Rupees worth of tokens in India and then, using favorable currency markets, converting the Rupees to Sheckels. They then invested these Sheckels into a kibbutz outside of the town of Meggedo, over looking the actual valley of Armegeddon. From there a web cam will show the last battle of earth, for a fee.

There, it’s out, the truth is told. I feel better.