Okay, everybody watches bad movies. But our mission here is to deliberately seek them out and watch them through to the end, no matter how bad they are. For you.<\/p>\n
We\u2019ve all been there: You\u2019re watching a film that\u2019s so boring, you find yourself mentally balancing your checkbook and daydreaming about tomorrow night\u2019s dinner. Or one that shambles through the plot slower than a Romero zombie. Or, best of all, while viewing a flick you vouched for, fought for, paid<\/span> for (people still do<\/span> that, right?)\u2026 you realize the immeasurable depth of its suckitude is surpassed only by the ribbing you\u2019ve earned from whoever you made watch it with you.<\/p>\n This is where we come in. Now you can peep on our running commentary, the quips and kvetching we use to entertain each other through even the least digestible gristle churned out by the movie industry.<\/p>\n We\u2019re comin\u2019 for you<\/span>, Alan Smithee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Okay, everybody watches bad movies. But our mission here is to deliberately seek them out and watch them through to the end, no matter how bad they are. For you. We\u2019ve all been there: You\u2019re watching a film that\u2019s so … Continue reading