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\nkaosdevice (00:08:05 PM): —-&gt;Tonights’ film pain inducer is The Spirit (2008) let the carnage…BEGIN!
\nGlass Spider (00:08:06 PM): Strap in, citizen. This could get bumpy.
\nkaosdevice (00:09:34 PM): Death is a skank?
\nGlass Spider (00:09:41 PM): It sounds like Parasite Eve.
\nGlass Spider (00:10:00 PM): Anyone remember that game? It was far out.
\nGlass Spider (00:10:16 PM): Maybe we should talk about that instead…
\nkaosdevice (00:10:31 PM): This movie isn’t filmed at all like Sin City except that it almost completely is.
\nGlass Spider (00:11:06 PM): Ohhh, and we have cheese. Cheese and we aren’t even 3 minutes in.
\nkaosdevice (00:11:15 PM): When a hero wears…ADIDAS! Bah-dum!
\nGlass Spider (00:11:26 PM): Is this a cat movie?
\nGlass Spider (00:11:49 PM): I didn’t know it was gonna be a cat movie.
\nkaosdevice (00:12:25 PM): He is kinda got bad uncle feelings about his city.
\nGlass Spider (00:12:35 PM): This film wants to be Sin City when it grows up.
\nkaosdevice (00:12:41 PM): Show me on the map where the Spirit touched you city!
\nGlass Spider (00:12:57 PM): The map… good lard.
\nGlass Spider (00:14:08 PM): Thaaaaat was disturbing. I think I’m hearing banjoes again.
\nGlass Spider (00:14:43 PM): A cop named Liebowitz? How progressive.
\nkaosdevice (00:14:50 PM): This movie is so confused it can’t pick a decade.
\nGlass Spider (00:15:38 PM): Slo-mo snowfall… that’ll fill up some celluloid where they forgot to put story.
\nkaosdevice (00:15:50 PM): And it doesn’t get any bigger than Octopus big…aside from you know, Giant Squid big.
\nGlass Spider (00:16:08 PM): &gt;ping&lt;
\nkaosdevice (00:16:28 PM): That guy’s job is to essentially repeat everything The Spirit says.
\nkaosdevice (00:16:57 PM): So was that guy trying to say she was beautiful, you know that beautiful broad who was beautiful?
\nGlass Spider (00:16:57 PM): She should have given him a magical sword.
\nkaosdevice (00:17:09 PM): To the head.
\nGlass Spider (00:17:22 PM): Oh, yer mean tha beautiful one?
\nkaosdevice (00:17:47 PM): She’s wearing her swimmin’ leathers.
\nGlass Spider (00:18:12 PM): Sloooo-moooooooo. Eats up lots of vacant screen time.
\nGlass Spider (00:18:33 PM): What’s a Balfour?
\nkaosdevice (00:18:36 PM): That hat is ridiculous.
\nGlass Spider (00:18:55 PM): It’s fantabuloso!
\nkaosdevice (00:19:29 PM): I even like puns and that was agony.
\nGlass Spider (00:19:32 PM): Is it the Spanish Inquisition?
\nGlass Spider (00:19:45 PM): Not even chicken and waffles?
\nkaosdevice (00:20:13 PM): This movie sure likes its’ stupid names and repetition of lines.
\nGlass Spider (00:21:11 PM): Okay, I’m buying her as the boss like I bought Denise Richards as a rocket physicist.
\nkaosdevice (00:21:39 PM): This makes cartoon fights look like UFC.
\nGlass Spider (00:21:55 PM): Oh my-flippin’-gawd, it’s like a Roadrunner cartoon.
\nGlass Spider (00:21:59 PM): Meep-meep.
\nkaosdevice (00:22:42 PM): There is more junk floating around in that lake. If he pulls out an anvil next I wouldn’t be surprised.
\nGlass Spider (00:22:43 PM): Trying to redefine toilet humor…
\nGlass Spider (00:23:11 PM): Never a good idea. See the Farrelly brothers
\nkaosdevice (00:23:44 PM): I’m tired of all of the muthafrakkin’ Spirits in this Muthafrakkin lake!
\nGlass Spider (00:23:48 PM): Anvil, hell, why not a stick of TNT with the wick already lit?
\nGlass Spider (00:24:39 PM): Oh, lord. I think we are looking at Sam Jackson in… blackface. Blackface. Really?
\nkaosdevice (00:25:09 PM): They will be learning each other? That kind of exchange of words belongs in an episode of Two and a Half Men.
\nGlass Spider (00:25:32 PM): Another thing that should drop Charlie Sheen.
\nGlass Spider (00:26:06 PM): Nice dodge.
\nGlass Spider (00:26:26 PM): "What year?" "This year."
\nkaosdevice (00:26:41 PM): Dear lord, this dialogue is like being stuck in the ear with an ice pick.
\nGlass Spider (00:26:49 PM): This dialogue is all wet.
\nGlass Spider (00:26:52 PM): Get it?
\nGlass Spider (00:27:06 PM): See, I can make dull, crappy puns, too.
\nGlass Spider (00:27:49 PM): Damn, how much pancake they trowel on that guy?
\nkaosdevice (00:28:08 PM): Hotdogging? They actually used that?
\nGlass Spider (00:28:19 PM): Looks 20 years younger. And plastic.
\nGlass Spider (00:28:41 PM): "Off yer rocker." Good stuff, Maynard.
\nkaosdevice (00:29:19 PM): Annnnd now hot shot. It is like Frank Miller consulted an english to lame movie clich\u00e9 phrase book.
\nGlass Spider (00:29:42 PM): Dun-dun-dunh! Clunky foreshadowing, aile 12.
\nkaosdevice (00:30:08 PM): The growly voiceover really gives this movie the one-two punch of clich\u00e9.
\nGlass Spider (00:30:08 PM): Heh-heh, he said ‘bone.’
\nGlass Spider (00:31:16 PM): Hint to filmmaker: Don’t reference cartoons when you’re nearly one yourself.
\nkaosdevice (00:31:39 PM): Is this 60’s Batman? All the mooks have names on thier shirts. Where are the ‘ka-pow’ and ‘ker-shmack’ overlays?
\nGlass Spider (00:31:41 PM): Thought you loved eggs, brother.
\nGlass Spider (00:32:19 PM): Hurrah, a flashback.
\nkaosdevice (00:32:33 PM): This movie has no idea where or when the hell it is.
\nGlass Spider (00:32:49 PM): You can tell cuz he’s wearing his Newsies hat.
\nkaosdevice (00:33:03 PM): Extry, extry!
\nGlass Spider (00:33:14 PM): Readallaboudit!
\nGlass Spider (00:33:35 PM): And now, a song! No? Oh, well.
\nkaosdevice (00:33:36 PM): You like shiney things so I got you this flash light, you can turn it on and shine it in your eyes.
\nkaosdevice (00:34:02 PM): Notice that her name is a font?
\nGlass Spider (00:34:06 PM): Is this a Spike Lee joint?
\nGlass Spider (00:34:24 PM): Makes me wish I had one. Dayum.
\nGlass Spider (00:34:53 PM): He’ll grow up some day, and meet the lovely Helvetica.
\nGlass Spider (00:35:08 PM): She’ll be a bad girl, of course.
\nkaosdevice (00:35:17 PM): Wow, they are really trying to keep the fact that these two had history such a secret.
\nkaosdevice (00:35:53 PM): Punch-battered? He had a taste for the Hawaiian I see.
\nGlass Spider (00:35:54 PM): So… what, all boxers are suicidal?
\nGlass Spider (00:36:01 PM): Mmmmm, batter.
\nkaosdevice (00:36:54 PM): I’ve had colon evacuations that were more moving than that scene.
\nGlass Spider (00:37:13 PM): Guido? My, aren’t we politically incorrect…
\nGlass Spider (00:37:33 PM): Hey, they can be quite emotional.
\nkaosdevice (00:37:41 PM): And I’ll be an astronaut, fireman, cowgirl!
\nGlass Spider (00:37:58 PM): And she walks away into the… Red Dawn.
\nGlass Spider (00:38:03 PM): WOLVERINES!!!
\nkaosdevice (00:39:09 PM): They sure like saying one another\u2019s names to each other in this movie. Which is probably a good idea, because I care so little I would forget.
\nGlass Spider (00:39:19 PM): Well, she didn’t get her life of diamond-studded caviar and gold-plated facelifts… Or did she?
\nGlass Spider (00:39:42 PM): Who keeps biting that apple?
\nGlass Spider (00:39:48 PM): Is it the sound guy?
\nkaosdevice (00:40:23 PM): It is Octo-ninja!
\nGlass Spider (00:41:08 PM): Okay, I would have acted in this movie just to wear Jackson’s costumes.
\nkaosdevice (00:41:21 PM): I think that was why he signed on.
\nGlass Spider (00:41:33 PM): Pericles? Heracles?
\nGlass Spider (00:42:04 PM): He’s like a waffle covered in maple syrup.
\nkaosdevice (00:42:23 PM): I can’t, I just, I….am speechless right now at the sheer stupidness I am seeing.
\nGlass Spider (00:42:33 PM): He’s like flypaper. With flies. And maybe a moth or two.
\nkaosdevice (00:43:22 PM): The golden fleas? They are itchy.
\nGlass Spider (00:43:55 PM): She likes all her parasites gilded.
\nkaosdevice (00:44:04 PM): He really likes calling people sweetheart, I don’t think he really means it.
\nGlass Spider (00:44:08 PM): And her men gelded.
\nGlass Spider (00:44:39 PM): What is an Eric Balfour?
\nkaosdevice (00:44:46 PM): Gad, Eva Mendes couldn’t act her way out of a soggy cardboard box.
\nGlass Spider (00:44:58 PM): Good thing she’s not a witch.
\nkaosdevice (00:45:09 PM): rendered irrelevant like this movie.
\nGlass Spider (00:45:26 PM): Never could, but she’s not even playing her strengths in that outfit.
\nGlass Spider (00:46:28 PM): A girl physician? Surgeon, no less? Really, what frapping year is this?!?
\nkaosdevice (00:46:42 PM): the lust is palpable, and hard to wash off. Like rotten fish.
\nGlass Spider (00:46:43 PM): Burn!
\nGlass Spider (00:46:53 PM): &gt;gulp&lt;
\nGlass Spider (00:47:02 PM): Bored now.
\nGlass Spider (00:47:38 PM): Under that mask is 8 square inches of unwashed flesh.
\nkaosdevice (00:47:42 PM): If I was hit with a shovel right now I wouldn’t be terribly sad.
\nGlass Spider (00:47:54 PM): Uuuuurgh. Mask-jam.
\nGlass Spider (00:48:10 PM): I wonder if his face smells like toes…
\nkaosdevice (00:48:25 PM): thaaaat was weird
\nkaosdevice (00:48:40 PM): Don’t do drugs! Stay in school!
\nkaosdevice (00:48:46 PM): He’s Mr. T now.
\nGlass Spider (00:48:47 PM): I feel ill. I may need liquor.
\nGlass Spider (00:48:57 PM): Like his testicles.
\nkaosdevice (00:49:18 PM): and together they fight crime!
\nGlass Spider (00:49:28 PM): His testicles?
\nGlass Spider (00:50:06 PM): A Nokia handheld?
\nkaosdevice (00:50:18 PM): That’s what I am saying!
\nGlass Spider (00:50:28 PM): What the-pardon-my-fuck?!
\nkaosdevice (00:50:54 PM): That gal’s accent is from central bad actor casting.
\nGlass Spider (00:51:16 PM): Yeeeaaah, I was trying to ignore it.
\nkaosdevice (00:51:42 PM): On line.
\nGlass Spider (00:52:06 PM): Wait… ‘bad actor’ — are you offering to contribute to the dialogue?
\nkaosdevice (00:52:19 PM): I woke up in the middle of the night and this movie was coming at me with a garrote and a terrifying expression. I barely got away.
\nGlass Spider (00:52:37 PM): And made a little fraidy-pee?
\nkaosdevice (00:52:44 PM): big fraidy-pee
\nkaosdevice (00:52:52 PM): had to throw the pants away
\nGlass Spider (00:52:54 PM): And untied my hands…
\nGlass Spider (00:53:10 PM): He liked his boys tied.
\nGlass Spider (00:54:02 PM): Wow. If her mouth contorted any harder around that accent, she’d be a porn-star.
\nkaosdevice (00:54:13 PM): I think one of the training points the actors went through in rehearsal was "Repeat everything twice, it adds impact!"
\nGlass Spider (00:54:34 PM): "Yeah, yeah. I’m hip, I’m hip!"
\nGlass Spider (00:55:04 PM): Finally, Eva’s best feature.
\nGlass Spider (00:55:31 PM): Like an onion! Make ya cry, that booty.
\nkaosdevice (00:56:06 PM): You know what this movie needs, more pointless voiceovers.
\nGlass Spider (00:56:16 PM): "My flapping red tie makes me extra mysterious!"
\nGlass Spider (00:57:07 PM): It’s not wearing a shirt with its name on it, so that’s an improvement.
\nkaosdevice (00:57:09 PM): From ninja to scientist in 60 seconds!
\nGlass Spider (00:57:56 PM): I feel your pain, Samuel J.
\nGlass Spider (00:58:24 PM): "Gots ta be somebody needs killin’!"
\nkaosdevice (00:58:25 PM): Find me my test tube, it is the one that says bad mother frakker.
\nGlass Spider (00:58:56 PM): He’s cool like Fonzie.
\nkaosdevice (00:59:06 PM): ayyyyy!
\nGlass Spider (00:59:40 PM): Hey, no shite movie’s complete without a midget bellboy!
\nkaosdevice (01:00:04 PM): hey! The one decent part of this movie.
\nGlass Spider (01:00:23 PM): Ohhhh, that’s what an Eric Bal’s-four.
\nkaosdevice (01:00:54 PM): She should do less talking and more walking around naked.
\nGlass Spider (01:01:06 PM): I’m not bad. I just act badly… sigh.
\nGlass Spider (01:01:20 PM): A-greed!
\nkaosdevice (01:01:34 PM): kinky thing you.
\nkaosdevice (01:01:54 PM): It wasn’t supposed to be a vaaahz it was supposed to be a vase.
\nGlass Spider (01:01:56 PM): The tragic part is this movie doesn’t know how campy it could be.
\nGlass Spider (01:02:49 PM): Hooray! He’s gonna die — or not.
\nkaosdevice (01:02:56 PM): oh the hilarity in this scene could be cut with a sledgehammer.
\nGlass Spider (01:03:20 PM): I’m with the ignorant mob: "Jump! Jump! Jump!"
\nkaosdevice (01:03:40 PM): I’ve been saying that to this movie since the beginning.
\nGlass Spider (01:04:12 PM): He’s McGruber!
\nkaosdevice (01:04:22 PM): You got it McSpirit!
\nGlass Spider (01:04:53 PM): Best use of pants in this flick.
\nGlass Spider (01:05:26 PM): I prefer forgiving pavement. But I’ll never forgive this movie.
\nGlass Spider (01:05:41 PM): That frapping cat, again?
\nkaosdevice (01:05:53 PM): You’ve got to be kidding, reverse acrobatics up a fire escape? That makes as much sense as anything else though in this movie I suppose.
\nGlass Spider (01:05:56 PM): He shouldn’t talk that way about his mother.
\nkaosdevice (01:06:29 PM): This movie is to cats what that first movie was to pigs.
\nGlass Spider (01:06:34 PM): Oh, that’s why the cat’s here. So it can bury this movie.
\nGlass Spider (01:07:09 PM): Litterbox clumps of dialogue sear my bare ears!
\nGlass Spider (01:07:25 PM): I’m a frappin’ poet, dammit!
\nkaosdevice (01:07:29 PM): Ok, I’m taking a drink every time I see a cat, maybe it will make the pain less.
\nGlass Spider (01:07:45 PM): Dang, that’s what I’m missin’.
\nkaosdevice (01:08:58 PM): What a heartfelt scene. And by heartfelt I mean like in burning pain.
\nkaosdevice (01:09:27 PM): That smell is me grinding my teeth.
\nGlass Spider (01:09:31 PM): I think that may be the spirit of this movie trying to communicate with us.
\nGlass Spider (01:10:14 PM): "You’re sooo weeeary. Let me hold yoooou."
\nkaosdevice (01:10:32 PM): It’s the dance of knives and cleavage!
\nkaosdevice (01:10:46 PM): oh…dear…lord.
\nGlass Spider (01:10:55 PM): And we have completely abandoned any semblance of sense, again.
\nGlass Spider (01:11:03 PM): Just in time, I see.
\nkaosdevice (01:11:42 PM): Jackson in Nazi gear, this movie just run up and hit me between the eyes with a baton.
\nGlass Spider (01:11:43 PM): Samuel L. has more costumes than a drag revue.
\nGlass Spider (01:12:23 PM): "Heads up!"
\nGlass Spider (01:12:30 PM): Aaaaaaaaa-men!
\nkaosdevice (01:12:35 PM): There are Cat 5 Hurricanes that are less overblown than Jackson’s acting here.
\nGlass Spider (01:13:04 PM): And yet, he’s the very best thing about this utter waste of time.
\nkaosdevice (01:13:24 PM): I think the core themes of this movie are cats, repeating lines and hats.
\nGlass Spider (01:13:26 PM): Not disco?
\nGlass Spider (01:13:38 PM): Oh, soooo many hats.
\nkaosdevice (01:13:55 PM): So he is Re-Animator?
\nkaosdevice (01:14:09 PM): oh and eggs.
\nGlass Spider (01:14:14 PM): He does love his eggs.
\nGlass Spider (01:15:01 PM): Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned….!
\nkaosdevice (01:15:23 PM): This couldn’t be more stupid than if it was lobotomized.
\nGlass Spider (01:15:28 PM): Now he’s Uma Thurman?
\nkaosdevice (01:16:02 PM): The hand bursting through the ground? What is next, him on his knees in the rain going ‘nooooo!’
\nGlass Spider (01:16:07 PM): This movie stole more stuff than a ponzi scheme.
\nkaosdevice (01:17:06 PM): I could you know, wash their towels, rub lotion on their shoulders, think tender thoughts..
\nGlass Spider (01:17:21 PM): I guess the real tragedy is that I could stop this torture at any time, yet we let it go on.
\nGlass Spider (01:17:36 PM): If he says vase that way one more time…
\nGlass Spider (01:17:43 PM): Niagara Falls!
\nkaosdevice (01:17:46 PM): We’re doing this for the people Spidey, suck it up.
\nGlass Spider (01:18:28 PM): Can’t we just watch Unbreakable again, instead?
\nGlass Spider (01:18:44 PM): Cat! Drink!
\nkaosdevice (01:18:44 PM): That can’t is going to kill me.
\nkaosdevice (01:18:49 PM): cat
\nGlass Spider (01:19:03 PM): Cat!
\nkaosdevice (01:19:27 PM): I’ve never been happier to see a cat melt.
\nGlass Spider (01:19:34 PM): Are your allergies acting up, yet?
\nGlass Spider (01:20:01 PM): All the murder and mayhem, and he\u2019s avenging a cat?
\nGlass Spider (01:20:49 PM): Aaaaa-men!
\nGlass Spider (01:21:17 PM): Oh, that could sooo be interpreted the wrong way.
\nkaosdevice (01:21:22 PM): ooooof course he did her as well.
\nGlass Spider (01:21:42 PM): Her name is Paris?
\nkaosdevice (01:21:51 PM): Plaster of Paris
\nkaosdevice (01:22:08 PM): He is fighting for cats everywhere.
\nGlass Spider (01:22:55 PM): Thank goodness there aren’t any Chinese in this movie.
\nkaosdevice (01:22:55 PM): For caring about his city he is really willing to cause infrastructure damage.
\nGlass Spider (01:23:23 PM): Old broad could use a facelift, maybe.
\nkaosdevice (01:23:31 PM): This angel of death thing is really getting old.
\nGlass Spider (01:23:48 PM): Aw, maaaan, the movie’s talkin’ to us again.
\nGlass Spider (01:23:59 PM): I’m really creeped out.
\nkaosdevice (01:24:20 PM): This movie did really need to up its drunken bum content.
\nGlass Spider (01:24:32 PM): Next it’ll be offering to put us out of our misery.
\nGlass Spider (01:24:34 PM): Cat!
\nGlass Spider (01:25:06 PM): This movie names at least 38 better films in its dialogue alone.
\nkaosdevice (01:25:09 PM): So even death has the hots for him.
\nGlass Spider (01:25:22 PM): "No more pain"? I’m in!
\nkaosdevice (01:25:23 PM): UGH!
\nGlass Spider (01:25:40 PM): It wants his ‘spirit’. Gross.
\nkaosdevice (01:25:52 PM): Someone took a bedazzler to her forehead.
\nGlass Spider (01:26:08 PM): That you don’t have to watch this movie any more?
\nkaosdevice (01:27:26 PM): This guy chases more booty than a pirate fleet.
\nGlass Spider (01:27:27 PM): ‘Sand’ Serif? Geddit?
\nkaosdevice (01:27:57 PM): We could remove everything from you but that stupid mask.
\nGlass Spider (01:28:13 PM): And it smells like feet.
\nkaosdevice (01:28:27 PM): he’s got an idea for him to use on Twitter?
\nGlass Spider (01:28:39 PM): I think that cop just tried to tell us he’s on Twitter.
\nGlass Spider (01:29:13 PM): Dressed for skankin’!
\nkaosdevice (01:29:17 PM): Is this going to be a stripper fight?
\nGlass Spider (01:29:33 PM): Oh, please, oh please, oh please!
\nGlass Spider (01:29:46 PM): I need that cat.
\nGlass Spider (01:30:07 PM): Never a waste of time when the chicks are dressed like that.
\nGlass Spider (01:30:12 PM): With penises!
\nGlass Spider (01:30:23 PM): Ohhh, that came out all wrong.
\nkaosdevice (01:30:30 PM): This movie is as subtle as parking lot flasher.
\nkaosdevice (01:31:06 PM): It’s the case from the trunk of the car in Repo Man!
\nGlass Spider (01:31:12 PM): Speaking of flashers, I think the DVD should be equipped with hazard lights.
\nkaosdevice (01:31:36 PM): I think the DVD should ship with a vial of cyanide.
\nkaosdevice (01:31:55 PM): excuse me. A vaaaahz of cyanide.
\nGlass Spider (01:32:22 PM): So he’ll say, "vaaahz," but he quibbles over how to say Hercules?
\nGlass Spider (01:32:33 PM): Cat!
\nkaosdevice (01:33:15 PM): This is like Sergio Leone from the dimension of idiotic.
\nGlass Spider (01:33:16 PM): Another snazzy coat and hat for Samuel L.
\nGlass Spider (01:33:39 PM): Hat!
\nGlass Spider (01:33:48 PM): Ooops, false alarm.
\nGlass Spider (01:33:50 PM): Cat!
\nGlass Spider (01:34:06 PM): Eyebrows by Vanilla Ice.
\nkaosdevice (01:34:16 PM): cat
\nGlass Spider (01:34:33 PM): &gt;buuuurp&lt;
\nkaosdevice (01:35:00 PM): WHAT! Is this the final level of Doom all of a sudden?
\nGlass Spider (01:35:18 PM): That guy’s shirt said Dildos.
\nGlass Spider (01:35:21 PM): Nuff said.
\nGlass Spider (01:35:44 PM): Nice shootin’, deadeye.
\nGlass Spider (01:36:26 PM): Again with the eggs.
\nkaosdevice (01:36:33 PM): This gun fight had more wasted rounds than a frat party full of non drinkers.
\nkaosdevice (01:37:07 PM): And we get the ark of the covenant.
\nGlass Spider (01:37:08 PM): It’s the case from Pulp Fiction.
\nkaosdevice (01:37:26 PM): Sam Jackson is going to come back as Dr. Manhattan.
\nGlass Spider (01:37:27 PM): Aw, man. I just shot Marvin in the face.
\nGlass Spider (01:37:56 PM): A 14 on the WTF-scale.
\nkaosdevice (01:38:17 PM): Checking the sense-o-meter. Yup reading a zero.
\nGlass Spider (01:38:19 PM): "What smells like feet?"
\nGlass Spider (01:38:54 PM): Like kissin’ a corpse.
\nkaosdevice (01:38:55 PM): Cue the fog machines! For no good reason!
\nkaosdevice (01:39:15 PM): Aw poor miss lonelyheart.
\nkaosdevice (01:39:37 PM): Again with the hat.
\nGlass Spider (01:39:37 PM): Eva pouts well.
\nGlass Spider (01:39:44 PM): Hat!
\nkaosdevice (01:40:15 PM): That guy has grimacing down to a science.
\nkaosdevice (01:41:27 PM): Please release us movie, we never did anything to you! let us go!
\nGlass Spider (01:41:39 PM): Don’t ask about my other exes — Lucida, Corsiva, Verdana, and Wingdings.
\nkaosdevice (01:42:15 PM): Man he is really creepy about his city.
\nGlass Spider (01:42:17 PM): Stolen directly from Sin City.
\nGlass Spider (01:42:30 PM): I think we are done.
\nGlass Spider (01:42:56 PM): Man, made a mockery of a once-decent song, too.
\nkaosdevice (01:43:07 PM): That movie was antibiotic resistant.
\nGlass Spider (01:43:19 PM): I’m itchy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Spirit @ Amazon ————————— kaosdevice (00:08:05 PM): —-&gt;Tonights’ film pain inducer is The Spirit (2008) let the carnage…BEGIN! Glass Spider (00:08:06 PM): Strap in, citizen. This could get bumpy. kaosdevice (00:09:34 PM): Death is a skank? Glass Spider (00:09:41 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n