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Cthulhu – the movie

[ Mood: Embarrased ]
Dear god stay away from this. This is KaosDevice reporting by the way. Few people are larger fans of the work of H.P. Lovecraft than I am. I’ve been obsessed with the dude since I was knee high to a chipmunk. So I’ve been curious about this movie that has been in the works, then vanished into the mist only to reappear for quite some time.

It is truly, truly awful. It not only does a disservice to the Mythos, it is complete tripe as well. I made it through the whole pile of disappointment only to come out the other end wishing there was a mental equivalent of those eyewash stations they have in places that deal with hazardous chemicals.

On behalf of CinemaDestructo I would like to place an official ‘unwatchable’ sign on this film. Don’t go near and look elsewhere for your Lovecraft. Like the far better adaptation of ‘Shadow over Innsmouth’, ‘Dagon’.

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