Okay, everybody watches bad movies. But our mission here is to deliberately seek them out and watch them through to the end, no matter how bad they are. For you.
We’ve all been there: You’re watching a film that’s so boring, you find yourself mentally balancing your checkbook and daydreaming about tomorrow night’s dinner. Or one that shambles through the plot slower than a Romero zombie. Or, best of all, while viewing a flick you vouched for, fought for, paid for (people still do that, right?)… you realize the immeasurable depth of its suckitude is surpassed only by the ribbing you’ve earned from whoever you made watch it with you.
This is where we come in. Now you can peep on our running commentary, the quips and kvetching we use to entertain each other through even the least digestible gristle churned out by the movie industry.
We’re comin’ for you, Alan Smithee!
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