{"id":7,"date":"2009-05-30T03:21:37","date_gmt":"2009-05-30T03:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/bmoviefanatic\/2009\/05\/30\/troll-2-1990\/"},"modified":"2009-05-30T03:21:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-30T03:21:37","slug":"troll-2-1990","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/bmoviefanatic\/2009\/05\/30\/troll-2-1990\/","title":{"rendered":"Troll 2 (1990)"},"content":{"rendered":"

[<\/strong> \"Amused\" Mood:<\/strong> Amused ]<\/strong>
[<\/strong> \"Watching Currently:<\/strong> Watching awesome movies, clearly ]<\/strong>
\u201cYou see this writing? You know what it means? Hospitality! And you can\u2019t piss on hospitality!\u201d<\/p>\n

Rating:<\/span>
\nFlow: ***
\nSpecial Effects: **
\nCharacter Development: *
\nEntertainment Value: *****<\/p>\n

Review::<\/span>
\nTroll 2<\/span> had a lot going on: a storytelling grandpa who talked to his grandson from beyond the grave, vegetarian goblins, tree-human hybrids, Utah, a revealing place name, a creepy boyfriend-related side story, a crazy lady, a s\u00e9ance, uncountable priceless quotes, a corn-on-the cob popcorn make out scene, a magical stone, the power of goodness, and a surprisingly coherent story line (relatively speaking, of course).<\/p>\n

It opens with a kid named Joshua listening to his (dead) Grandpa Seth tell him the terrifying story of some guy named Peter who was being chased by goblins, then got tricked into eating something by a lovely woman, which ultimately caused him to start bleeding chlorophyll and turn into a human-tree hybrid. As we all know, a goblin\u2019s favourite food is a human that has been turned partway into a plant, so what follows next is obvious, right?<\/p>\n

His parents are upset because Grandpa Seth died months before, and Joshua\u2019s psychologist told him not to think about the old guy anymore. So, the family goes on vacation (or it was planned, or something). Anyway, Joshua\u2019s sister wants to bring her boyfriend, who spends too much time with his friends, but her boyfriend shows up late, and the family had already left without him. Clearly, the logical thing to do in that situation is grab a RV and one\u2019s best friends and follow one\u2019s girlfriend to the vacation destination. Which is, of course, what he did.<\/p>\n

The family exchanges households with a country family from Nilbog (kudos to those who can see where this is going!), and things go downhill from there, but only Joshua knows what is truly going on, because his grandfather keeps appearing to him in strange places and telling him to keep his family from eating anything through questionable means. At one point, Joshua even takes a leak on the food after Grandpa has frozen the family in time to prevent them from eating said food (Where did THAT come from?! Suddenly Grandpa Seth has special powers!).<\/p>\n

Instead of giving away everything that happens in Nilbog, which would reveal too much, I\u2019ll share a bit about what I\u2019ve learned from the movie.<\/p>\n

1. Goblins are vegetarians, but only in the sense that they turn their meat into vegetable substances (well, chlorophyll) before eating it. They also like to stick pillows in their shirts, and, when in human form, have clover-leaf-shaped moles. The most horrifying thing to a goblin is a double-decker balogna sandwich. They get their power from a magic stone.<\/p>\n

2. The FLDS is not the only closed, secretive religious community in Utah. The Kingdom of the Goblins (Nilbog? Get it, yet?) is probably smaller, though.<\/p>\n

3. Best friends suspect absolutely nothing when one or more of them goes missing.<\/p>\n

4. Eating an organic vegetarian diet turns you into goblin food.<\/p>\n

5. \u201cRemember: It is only the power of goodness that can defeat the goblins!\u201d – Grandpa Seth<\/p>\n

6. \u201cYou see this writing? You know what it means? Hospitality! And you can\u2019t piss on hospitality!\u201d – Dad<\/p>\n

7. Last, but not least, if one\u2019s boyfriend\u2019s friends get killed, it is easier to get ones father to accept him.<\/p>\n

I haven\u2019t mentioned the crazy sexy librarian gothic lady, yet. She is probably my favourite character because the actress who plays her, Deborah Reed, understands that if a movie is going to be terrible, you may as well overact theatre-style. She plays Creedence Leonore Gielgud, who seems to lead the goblins, and loves to blend organic vegetable smoothies and bake organic vegetarian cakes to feed to people to turn them into green goo to feed the goblins. It makes more sense when one watches the movie, of course. Right? Anyway, if for nothing else, watch Troll 2<\/span> for her performance!<\/p>\n

Clips and links!<\/span>
\nThe single most beautifully executed line of dialogue in any movie<\/a>
\nThe Trailer<\/a>
\nAmazon<\/a>
\nWatch online!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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